Can we have a story of a time when Norway was jealous?
Denmark: *rubs his hands together* Oh boy…
Well, there was one time where we all went to a club- except Ice because he’s still a baby- and I drank a lot, right. Then some girls came up to me and Nor was giving me TheLook™ so I tried to ditch them but they weren’t having any of it. So Nor was getting pretty pissed and Swe had to bail me out from these guys and… Well, yeah, he didn’t talk to me for the rest of the night.
Iceland: *into his coke* Jealousy, thy name is Lukas.