IZZY LIVEBLOGS

okay but keith’s dad was so ride or die. finds a buff alien lady in his backyard— does he call the government? no. dude immediately thinks “i’m gonna be the homemaker this woman deserves” and carries her off to his love shack. buff alien lady tells him she needs him to blow some shit up? sure baby but what are you gonna be doing? oh, committing murder? cool cool cool. the thirst was next level. she wanted to name their kid yorak and he was still into her, that’s love bitch

mood for the day: I’M WALKING FAST THROUGH THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS BUSY STREETS AND BUSY LIVES AND LOVING HIM WAS RED RE-E-ED OHHHH RED AND THIS DAYDREAM IS DANGEROUSSSSS BUT I I I LIKE IT AND I REALIZE THE BLAME IS ON ME OH! I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN AND I REMEMBER IT ALL ALL ALL TOO WELL AND WE’RE HAPPY FREE CONFUSED AND LONELY IN THE BEST WAY AND I ALMOST DO-O-O-O-OOOO AND HE CALLS ME UP AND HE’S LIKE “I STILL LOVE YOU” AND I SAID STAY STAY STAY AND PUT MY NAME AT THE TOP OF YOUR LIST AND I WAS REMINISCING JUST THE OTHER DAY WHILE HAVING COFFEE ALL ALONE AND WE HAD A BEAUTIFUL TRAGIC LOVE THERE AND LET ME TELL YOU NOW YOU’RE THE LUCKY ONE AND ALL I KNEW THIS MORNING WHEN I WOKE IS I KNOW SOMETHING NOW KNOW SOMETHING NOW I DIDN’T BEFORE AND DON’T YOU DREAM IMPOSSIBLE DREAMS? LIKE STARLIGHT STARLIGHT AND IN A WEDNESDAY IN A CAFÉ I WATCHED IT BEGIN AGAIN