Favorite bad chemistry/science joke??
Oh man the semester before I transferred I had a habit of leaving sticky notes with chemistry/science pickup lines on the door of one of my hallmates, but now I can’t remember the one that was my favorite.
I know one of the ones I used was “you’re hotter than 8-methyl-N-vanillyl-6-nonenamide” which is the IUPAC name for capsaicin (the active component that makes chili peppers spicy) but that wasn’t my favorite one. DAMN I wish I could remember… I should’ve written it down…