Omg you guys I almost forgot to tell you that today in my honors class, my teacher was telling us about his daughter and how he was puzzled, because her taste in music had changed drastically. He told us, “I’m not complaining, it’s just weird. She went from top 40 stuff to music like Asia and Journey and Kansas, she loves Carry On My Wayward Son. It was in the blink of an eye."
And I didn’t say anything, but in my mind I was like
Oh my god so yesterday I went on a field trip with my class and this guy was supposed to show us some major sites and he had thIS UMBRELLA WITH AN ELMO ATTACHED TO IT SO IF WE GOT “LOST” WE HAD TO FIND THE ELMO AND EVERYONE WASN’T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT THIS GUY HAD TO SAY WE JUST KEPT CRACKING JOKES AND SOME OF THE BEST ONES WERE LIKE
“Our sacrifice is being prepared”
“Elmo died for our sins”
“Our savior Elmo”
“Cookie Monster is now the false prophet-Elmo is our savior now”
“We now have a new religion-Elmoism”