* … [The omega stared at the assortment of objects for a moment before a particular one caught his eyes]
* …”Inklixir of Dyeing”? Isn’t that a little… Dangerous?
“Finally somebody who gets this! That’s the reasons it’s the highest priced item in my shop- I want to make sure it goes to someone who realizes its value, and doesn’t buy it on a careless whim.” Inky suddenly seemed more serious than usual, “It’s not some toy.
It’s definitely dangerous, but probably not in the way you’re thinking. Things are different without Gravestone pulling the marionette strings. The reason this is dangerous is because, whoever uses this makes a new life. And they are a huge factor on that little inkling. Whether that ink will know a world of love… or something else. For most inks, they only get one month to enjoy life, and see what there is to this world.”
Ink held the bottle, looking at the bubbles fizzle up in it. “It’s way more dangerous without this around though. Before I came back? Monsters and humans heard about Gravestone, and for some reason were enamored with the idea of making ink creatures or trying to become ink themselves. Ah, it’s neat to be able to shape shift and teleport on a whim, along with other nifty abilities- but those other monsters didn’t know what they were doing! They tried to resurrect Hysteria and instead made something horrific. And then someone went around casting magic on monsters turning them into cheap knockoffs… well anyway that was definitely dangerous- by comparison the potion Hysteria and I made is far safer. Whoever uses it creates an ink, and they get to keep the memories made while they had those powers. But this is a separate being. And at the end of a month, the two are seperated, and life for the monster goes back to normal. The ink… well most die. But some, if they’re loved enough, if they’re strong enough and determined enough, will survive without the monster or human who brought them to life.”
Ink set the bottle down on the floating tablecloth and added, “It has worked out well for some though. Little Mania wanted a friend, and he gave up a month of his life, Gyftmas day even, to bring Delirium to life. And now? They’re best friends. Cutest little pair ever.” Ink looked to the Omega to see what item they would choose for themselves-if in fact it was the Inklixir of Dyeing that they wanted.
This headcannon isn't cute or anything but what in Dan was smol. Like the size of a koala. He's still the same, just koala sized
ARE YOU KIDDING THIS IS THE CUTEST THING. like arin walks in and just kinda shrieks bc there’s just ?? this tiny dan sitting there looking confused. and the grumps kinda take turns taking care of him
barry sets him on his shoulder while he’s working, occasionally giving him a cookie to nibble on and danny dangles there and blows raspberries on Barry’s cheek
suzy makes tiny clothes for him and he models them for her. while she’s working he dances and sings to make her laugh.
ross actually turns out to be super responsible and watches danny like a hawk. he doodles funny things based on tiny danny and of course makes tiny dick jokes. danny gets him back by tying his shoelaces together.
brian works to figure out how to fix this during his turn to watch danny, poring over the internet and wondering how this happened. danny sings and they come up with hilarious nsp ideas based on tiny adventures. brian is very amused but his dad instincts kick in and danny complains that he’s too overbearing (but he appreciates it.)
arin is Danny’s favorite. he sits and watches arin play games, still commentating (just with the microphone much lower than usual.) he laughs and laughs and after they’re done, arin teaches danny how to draw. danny laughs as arin draws him as different animals.
at night danny crawls next to arin and curls into arin’s chest. he cuddles him and feels taken care of. arin thinks danny looks adorable.
(even after danny returns to normal, he suddenly takes to cuddling with arin all the time.)
WAIT THATS THE PROBLEM.
THATS THE BIG CONTROVERSIAL THING???
may I just say, I thought AROHA would know him better than that. Bin is the most BLUNT person there is. He wasn’t being ‘too honest’ he’s being honest. Would you rather have him lie to us? And it’s obvious that he’s joking about it??? Obviously they’re gonna renew their contract. He worked way to hard to not to continue? I don’t understand why anyone is upset. And, to be honest I’m a little disappointed in us.
I saw your post about Freddie Mercury, and I just wanted to share that Pete Townshend of The Who is also bisexual. He had a crush on Mick Jagger. If that isn't the cutest thing ever, I don't know what is.
[FIC] these things take forever (i especially am slow)
pairing: jikook genre: tooth-rotting fluff omg wordcount: 4k summary: jungkook is just trying to be a functioning person, then jimin comes to school in the World’s Cutest Sweater™
and it all goes to shit crossposted to AO3 a/n: my first bts fic, i hope you all enjoy it!
It’s 10:23 am. Lecture starts at 10:30 and Jungkook’s hands are starting to sweat from the two steaming cups of coffee in his grasp, but a text from Jimin while he waited at the coffee kiosk reading “FUKC OVERSLPET WAIT 4 ME ” keeps Jungkook shivering in his spot outside the Music Building, watching his breath puff into steamy clouds in front of him as he wiggles in place to keep warm.
I've just had this idea of Qui and Obi being sent on a mission to be a Presence (to try settle unrest) on a planet where short beings are really rare, imagine this species grows really fast so being short or small isn't really a thing and when they see Obi-Wan and they think he's the Cutest Person Ever and they think he's super super young because of his height and they have such a deference to Qui bc they think he's Obi's dad and basically a potential dispute is settled bc Obi-Wan is tiny okay
Anon. ANON. WHO ARE YOU. COME OFF ANON AND TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS INCREDIBLE THING.
THE ADVENTURES OF
SMOLBI WAN KENOBI AND QUI DAD JINN
What would the dispute be about though? Would these people be in the midst of a civil war? Are they trying to declare independence from the Republic? Are they holding political prisoners hostage???
OOH OOH Maybe they’re an extremely long-lived species with a very low birth rate, which subsequently means that they hold children and those that care for children in very high esteem?
OH Maybe Obi Wan gets a little cold so he stays behind on the ship bc of his pounding headache so when Qui Gon pops up alone they’re like “Who is this human” and they side-eye him the entire time he’s there and nothing gets done like “we’re not going to listen to a human even if you are bigger than the rest of your scrawny, stunted race–” “a human making demands of us how arrogant, how insulting–” so Qui Gon’s like SIGHS okay FINE I must take Drastic Measures and he goes back to his ship and he’s like “Obi Wan we’re going to execute Plan of Action #468-B” and Obi Wan’s like “But Master I don’t like that plan” “No time to argue, bratling we have a Mission”
and suddenly BAM out comes Qui-Gon down the ship ramp carrying this teeny tiny lil human child in his arms who is sO SO SMOL AND THEY ALL DO A COMPLETE ATTITUDE 180
WHY IS YOUR CHILD SO TINY HUMAN WHY IS HIS FACE SO RED IS HE ILL HUMAN DOES HE REQUIRE ANYTHING WE KNOW LITTLE OF YOUR HUMAN PHYSIOLOGY BUT WE HAVE THE BEST MEDICAL FACILITIES IN THE ENTIRE SECTOR PLEASE FRIEND MAKE USE OF ALL OF OUR RESOURCES THEY ARE AT YOUR DISPOSAL WHY DID YOU NOT ALERT US THAT YOUR CHILD WAS IN NEED WE APOLOGIZE FOR TAKING UP SO MUCH OF YOUR TIME WE SHALL CALL AN IMMEDIATE RECESS PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOUR SMALL CHILD AND NOTIFY US OF ANYTHING YOU MAY REQUIRE
And Qui Gon’s like “Yes of course, you are too kind, etc etc”
and Obi Wan’s going full throttle Drama Queen like “Oh, woe is me, I am a tiny tiny human child and I am Suffering Greatly, alas and alack I am ready to embrace the void”
and for the rest of their stay if the people do anything that hinders the proceedings of the diplomatic mission Qui Gon plays the “My Child is Sickand I am Concerned for His Health” card like
“YOU FOOL those terms are absolutely out of the question–you are swindling us–”
“HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH CRIMES–”
“aHEM OH I am so WORRIED for my SMALL CHILD who is currently ILL is there ANY WAY we could reach a COMPROMISE so I can go CHECK UP on his FALTERING HEALTH”
“Oh, of course, my apologies–”
“Perhaps I have been too rash, indeed maybe if we did this–?”
They’re out of there in like three days and are sent back to Coruscant with glowing praise and a literal mountain of gifts and trinkets for Obi Wan. Amazing.
Ermmm well..... *takes a deep breath* I just love your blog soooo much and I wondered if you could do a headcannon where Yuri Plisetsky and Victor meet their s/o friends. Sorry if it isn't to your liking or you find it stupid.Thanks for listening!
-Charms s/o’s friends
-S/o is a bit worried they’ll fall for him
-I mean, who wouldn’t?
-He has a lot of trivial knowledge, so it’s easy to keep a conversation with him
-S/o’s friends think he’s the cutest person ever
-They’ve seen how he acts on TV, so they’re really surprise when they see him blushing and doing other cutesy things with s/o
-Even though he might act a bit cold at first, he’ll get along with s/o’s friends really good