anonymous asked:

I test as an INFP on every MBTI test I've ever taken. Reading cognitive functions, I kind of see myself in some of the INFJ functions, even though I know that they're essentially very different. For example, my Fi means that I can't imagine compromising on my values, ideals and identity but somehow I identify with Fe because it's not always about me - there is such thing as the greater good and my everyday battles involve balancing the two. What do you think?

I personally find online test tend to be somewhat inaccurate so I decided to devise a new method to type people. All you have to do is pick one book that speaks to you on a spiritual level. Your choice will inevitably reveal your true personality. Here you go:

Okay I’m kidding. Just come off anon to let me help you sort this out.

anonymous asked:

could you do things the different functions might overshare about when talking to others? (like for example maybe Fe overshares their feelings?)

I’m making this extremely stereotypical just for the fun of it.

Fe: overshares their opinions on controversial topics

Fi: overshares how people have hurt them in the past

Te: overshares effective ways to organize

Ti: overshares whatever has captivated their interest at the moment

Ne: overshares their ridiculous conspiracy theories

Ni: overshares their thoughts on the universal truth of life

Se: overshares all the crazy adventures they’ve been on

Si: overshares past memories/stories that everyone’s heard 100 times before

I don’t have any close friends and I really wish I did but I don’t know how make any. It makes me sad that I don’t have someone to confide in or someone to do best friend things with. I have friends that I would love to be best friends with but if I were to ask them to hang out I feel like I’d be bothering them. I just wish someone would reach out to me and would want to be best friends with me.
—  Submitted by anonymous
  • INTP is packing her stuff to get ready to leave work while coworkers are laughing loudly nearby.
  • ESFP:INTP just wants to leave. She's like, "what are these people still doing?"
  • INTP:What? I wasn't listening *continues packing up*
  • ESFP:She's totally thinking "why are these people talking so much nonsense?"
  • INTP:*turns around and laughs*
  • ISFJ:OMG, it's true!
  • ESFP:Did I read your mind?
  • INTP:Well, I wasn't thinking that just now, but there were times when I thought, "what the hell are these people talking about?!"
  • ESFP:Don't worry, you'll get used to us soon.
  • INTP:*laughs*
I’ve been called a loner so many times I barely register it anymore. It’s always said with a negative connotation and I don't necessarily understand why that is. Yes, I prefer being by myself. I’m happy with who I am. I like reading and I like quiet places. Why is that seen as unhealthy? Just because you’re an extrovert doesn’t mean you’re better than me.
What every MBTI type wants most from others

ESTJ- Respect.
“You’re hard work and dedication is admired by us all, and you have earned our respect. How would you like to lead this project?”

ENTJ- Submission (in a good way.)
“I have complete trust that you are doing what is best for us, the decision is in you hands and I’ll follow your lead.”

ESTP- Admiration
“That was really cool what you did back there! I’m very impressed with you and all the rad stuff you do!”

“That’s incredible… how did you pull that off? Your mind never ceases to amaze me, you are truly very intelligent and marvelous.”

ESFJ- To be liked
“You’re always so nice to everybody! You really bring all of us together! Everything just feels so much happier and more harmonious with you around!”

ENFJ- Love
“I love you (ENFJ) you’re really important to me, you’re companionship means a lot to me, thank you for always being so giving and thoughtful.”

ESFP- Applause
“*Crowd goes wild*!!!!”

ENFP- Acceptance
“You are an inspiration to me. You brighten everyone’s day; Keep being the unique and special person you really are.”

ISTJ- Trust
“Your work ethic and consistency says volumes about your character. I know that i can trust you with even the toughest and most important tasks going forward.”

INTJ- Peer-review
“I learn so much from you with every passing conversation, you are free to pick my thoughts any day, as well, if I learn anything new, you’ll be the first to know!”

ISTP- Confidence
“You got this, you’ve proven your ability to thrive on your own, and we’re always impressed with the results you deliver.”

INTP- Autonomy

“Have as much freedom as you need. Your worth is based off of your own merits and no one can take that away. You mind is unique, beautiful and deserves space to breathe.

ISFJ- Thanks
“You are always so kind, patient and giving to everyone. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. Not a single good work goes unnoticed.”

INFJ- Understanding
“You are a special snowflake of wonder, and are truly real in a rare way. The same understanding you give everyone should be given to you as well. I will do my very best to understand you” 

ISFP- Acknowledgement
“These artistic expressions are wonderful! You make this world more beautiful. The world would be a cold colorless place without you.” 

INFP- Sincere Validation
“You’re emotions are real and they matter. Your values, ideals and expressions matter. What you do and what you are matters. Very very much.”


Quotes that reminded me of each type

ENTJ - “To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

ENFP - “Two things awe me most, the starry sky above me and the moral law within me.” - Immanuel Kant

ENTP- “A man who has become conscious of the absurd is for ever bound to it.” - Albert Camus

ESTJ - “Man must be disciplined, for he is by nature raw and wild.” - Immanuel Kant

ESFP - “Decide to be extraordinary and do what you need to do—now. - Epictetus

ENFJ - “I began to understand that suffering and disappointments and melancholy are there not to vex us or cheapen us or deprive us of our dignity but to mature and transfigure us.” - Hermann Hesse

ESTP - “Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.” - Theodore Roosevelt

ESFJ - “Life can be magnificent and overwhelming — that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live.” - Albert Camus

INTJ - “The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new.“ - Socrates

INFJ -  “And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.” — Libba Bray 

INFP - “I may be no better, but at least I am different.” - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

ISTP - “You are a little soul carrying around a corpse.” - Epictetus

ISTJ - “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.”  - Søren Kierkegaard

ISFJ - “Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.” - Epicurus

ISFP - “Beauty is no quality in things themselves: It exists merely in the mind which contemplates them; and each mind perceives a different beauty.” - David Hume

INTP-  “Seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable.” - Albert Camus

I can’t wait until I graduate early because while everyone is in school, I’m going to go to the park and just sit and read without having to worry about running into someone I know. I can’t wait to wake up on my own time and take a walk in the morning and drink some coffee. I’m so excited to go to college and not because I will meet new people and not because of the classes I’m going to take, but because I’m going to be somewhere else and i’m going to wake up in a different room
MBTI Types & Why They’re Going to Space

To make new alien friends: ESFP, ENFP, ESFJ

To take over a whole new world: ENTJ, INTJ

To protect the aliens (probably from the XNTJs): ISFJ, ENFJ, INFJ

To organise a whole new world: ESTJ, ISTJ

Out of spite: ESTP, ISTP, ENTP

To enjoy the nebulae-aesthetic: ISFP, INFP

Because they’re a fuckin nerd: INTP

MBTI types when sleep deprived

ENFJ: overly affectionate; subdued and sweet
ENFP: super weird; act more like they’re stoned than sleepy
ENTJ: salty as heck; stay away if you value your life
ENTP: more annoying than usual
ESFJ: strangely quiet; super big sweetheart still
ESFP: probably trying to cuddle or worse
ESTJ: no one has survived to report their findings
ESTP: too enthusiastic for 4am; please just stop
INFJ: the nicest sleep deprived person you’ll ever meet
INFP: either turns into an ENFP or just wants to cuddle and cry
INTJ: they don’t need sleep
INTP: relatively despondent; boring to be around
ISFJ: grumpiest grump; they’re trying their best don’t be mean
ISFP: they thrive on no sleep so they probably just wrote an entire album and redecorated their whole house
ISTJ: almost as grumpy as ISFJ but more inclined to hide in a corner away from everyone
ISTP: the floor is their new bed


















but for real