INCOHERENT-GIGGLING

i’m gonna just stand in my truth here and say that magnus? 100% a handsy drunk. not inappropriately so but he’ll tell a joke and have an arm draped over taako’s shoulders as he laughs. he’s talking to taako with his hands both resting on taako’s hips, he’s playing with taako’s hair - when taako’s talking to someone else magnus has his flushed face in the crook of taako’s neck giggling incoherently. magnus is a physically affectionate drunk and his hands are big and warm and full of love

Everybody is talking about how they admire Merkel for remaining calm and polite at that press conference with Donald Trump, but I’d also like to take a moment to give a shout-out to the interpreters who managed to simultaneously interpret Trump’s incoherent ramblings without giggling and with a straight face.

Them Getting Injured During Practice and Her Volunteering to Help: SEVENTEEN

S.Coups: 

Would highkey lowkey think it was super cute, but he would have to uphold his manly pride, so would pretend like he didn’t need help, and end up hurting himself even more. 


JeongHan:

The disappointment of not being able to practice would be forgotten as soon as the help is offered. He’d be too busy rubbing it in the other members’ faces to be sad about not being able to practice. 

“See that? That’s my girlfriend. I have a girlfriend that’s going to take care of me, and you don’t.”


Joshua:

“Awww, Jagi. Aren’t you the sweetest thing ever?”

*S/O’s biggest fan mode: activated*


Jun:

He’d play it cool, acting like it was no big deal, but when she turned her back, he’d look at the other members like: “I hope you just saw that, peasants.”


Hoshi:

His eyes would probably disappear for a solid ten minutes, and any words out of his mouth would be incoherent giggles. 

god he’s so cute i just can’t


WonWoo:

Wouldn’t say anything, only just smile to himself and turn a bit red.


Woozi: 


“Ahhhhh, what am I going to do, Jagi? You’re so cute, I might die.”


DK:

One happy lil bean.


MinGyu:

Would refuse at first so that he could get her to try even harder/plead etc and then be like: “Lmao see how much she wants me


The8:

Would absolutely love it. After he recovered, he’d try hella dangerous moves, and when she’d tell him she didn’t want him doing that anymore, he’d pull the: “If I get injured again, you’ll take care of me :)))” card.


SeungKwan:

“Idk what to do she’s so cute and helpful and adfadf-”


Vernon:

This child would go into extra™ mode and take advantage of her so much omg. He’d pretend to fall and be more hurt than he actually would be, and catch her off-guard by kissing her when she ran over in worry.


Dino:

Can I just say: e g o  b o o s t oh my god. He’d be such an overconfident little shit after that.

on a side note isn’t that gif just aDORABLE

Goblin in Review: The Kisses

As specially requested by @mynameishassie​ Here’s a review/reaction of all the kisses between Shin and Eun-Tak in Goblin. Just to play around cause I have nothing better to do.

Gif Credit | Rating: Innocence = 10/10, Dirty = 0/10, Satisfaction = 4/10

Ahh… good ol’ memories. The very first kiss between Shin and Eun-Tak in episode 6… a kiss so pure, innocent, and naive that all the snowflakes started floating upwards. What is gravity? Apparently it doesn’t work in the presence of these two sweethearts. So what makes this kiss important being their first kiss? Well this kiss set the stage for Shin to start thinking about life instead of dying. This kiss was initiated by Eun-Tak not because she necessarily loved him at the time, but because she didn’t know the consequences of Shin’s sword and what love really encompasses. This kiss compared to their last kiss is totally different in terms of romance and their mutual feelings. Shin was still only learning what it meant to be in love and Eun-Tak was still only desiring love. This is seen in their body language as Eun-Tak was struggling to stay on her tiptoes to hesitantly peck him and Shin’s shoulders were completely slumped forwards in utter dumbstruck. A perfect way to get our silly couple rolling. Despite this kiss being not hot and sexy, I appreciate this kiss as I love Shin’s reaction to Eun-Tak kissing him… to think this supposedly “weak” and “defenseless” girl can easily make this 939 yo Goblin confused and break down his defenses. But I desperately needed more than this kiss.

Gif Credit | Rating: Sweetness = 10/10, Hotness = 2/10, Satisfaction = 7/10

Now this was a proper “first kiss” of them being an official couple; what better way than for Shin to redeem himself by initiating the kiss while Eun-Tak asked for it in episode 10. The setting was perfect for our silly couple: fun date in a tent while drinking soju, a kick-ass entertaining performance, and a sweet and happy kiss shared between the two. This kiss was literally the definition of happiness as their kiss even has it’s own Sun shining a random light of unknown origin. It was quite hot of Shin to grab her face so gently as he kissed her and then Eun-Tak stole another kiss right afterwards. This made me love Eun-Tak more as she’s not afraid to ask for kisses… I understand why, lol. Just look at who her boyfriend is. I do like this kiss a lot, as said by Eun-Tak herself, “It’s perfect.” It was the perfect kiss to show how they mutually love each other after coming to an agreement that they will both fight to be together as compared to episode 4′s kiss. I wasn’t expecting anything hotter or sexier since our couple finally got together after jumping the hurdle of Eun-Tak finding out the truth behind Shin’s sword. But still, I needed more! lmao

Gif Credit | Rating: Cuteness = 10/10, Crime = 0/10, Satisfaction = 6/10

The cute photo booth kiss. That’s all that really needs to be said about this kiss, lol. It was a cute and off-guard peck that Eun-Tak gave to Shin which left him flustered and giggling like a little girl. >.< The funny thing is that Eun-Tak had pure intentions while it left Shin thinking about (most likely) not so pure thoughts … this girl can literally kill Shin on the spot whether she removes his sword or not, lmao. I just can’t get over how Shin caught himself using “tiny” and “small” in the same sentence! And then he proceeded to say he wants to come here every day, lmfao. This entire scene in episode 12 is adorable and especially how pure Eun-Tak’s intentions were to 1) get a picture with him and 2) give him an excuse to see his sister. Of course, it wasn’t enough to satisfy my fangirl desires and I was desperately hoping… praying… for a kiss that would exceed my expectations.

Gif Credit | Rating: Hotness = 10/10, Passion = 10/10, Satisfaction = 100/10 

Now we’re talking… this kiss swept me off my feet when Shin turned back to give her such a desperate, passionate, and engraving kiss before his imminent death. THIS WAS THE KISS WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR 13 EPISODES LATER!!! Just look at this beauty! Till this day… I love this kiss so damn much, it’s the kiss of the century. Just look at how Shin cupped her face as he kissed her with such a passion knowing that he might disappear forever. Look at Eun-Tak unable to say or do anything as she just closed her eyes in compliance… worried why he would suddenly kiss her like that. It was the perfect hot and passionate kiss to show how our couple loves each other and wants to be together. THEIR CHEMISTRY WAS OFF THE CHARTS! OMO! The only that that disappointed me about this kiss was how they DIDN’T FULLY CLOSE-UP FILM IT! Like why you gonna film a friggin hot kiss but not show us the whole thing close up??? Ugh… That was the good stuff there. >.> Despite my love for this kiss, I was praying that an even better kiss would happen once she was 29 yo. 

Gif Credit | Rating: Feels = 10/10, Longing = 10/10, Satisfaction = 10/10

This kiss was sooo good… a slightly melancholic kiss that was filled with feels as Shin immediately embraced a frantic Eun-Tak into a kiss as she finally remembered him. All I can say is that this kiss was so good from the angle it was filmed, from how it focused on Shin’s hand tightening on her, and to how both Eun-Tak and Shin’s eyes were filled with so much pain, sadness, and longing for each other. I started ballin like a baby cause they needed to be in each other’s arms and I was so happy when she finally remembered him! Ugh… To think this all happened in episode 15… T.T But this wasn’t the kiss I was waiting for… there was something else I needed to see from the episode 14 preview. 

Gif Credit | Rating: Lovey Dovey = 10/10, Rainbows & Unicorns = 10/10, Satisfaction = 8/10

Just another really lovey dovey peck between the two… oh wait… two pecks cause Shin wanted another one, lmao. I just love their height difference… *incoherent giggling* BUT I’M STILL WAITING FOR THE BEST KISS DAMNIT! DON’T FAIL ME GONG YOO!!! 

Drumroll…. 

Gifs Credit | Rating : Sexiness = _(꒪ཀ꒪」∠)_, Dirty thoughts = ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ), Satisfaction = ∞ w/ too much salt

What more can I say about how much I am absolutely obsessed with this long over-due sexy make out between these two? Just look at how Shin launched at her… but at the same time Shin is such a gentleman as he stopped to make sure she was okay with it.. OF COURSE she would reply back enthusiastically! BUT I DIED WHEN SHE JUMPED AND WRAPPED HER LEGS AROUND HIM! OMG! AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL MAKE OUTS, when Shin started planting kisses on her face and she was smiling from enjoying his touch… that was the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen!!! BUT DAMNIT! WHO THE FUCK CUTS IN THE MIDDLE OF GONG YOO AND KIM GO EUN’S KISSES??? WHY WOULD YOU DEPRIVE US OF THESE TWO WONDERFULLY AMAZING KISSERS??? WHY COULDN’T YOU SHOW US THE WHOLE DAMN THING??? (╯°益°)╯彡┻━┻

Seriously, the only issue I have with this kiss is that they abruptly cut the kiss at the GOOD part. They could have gradually transitioned out of the scene instead of just cutting in the middle of the kiss; they had plenty of time to add 30 more seconds – oh for goodness sakes, I would’ve been glad to see another hour. PLUS, WHY WOULD YOU NOT SHOW SOMETHING YOU TEASED US IN THE FUCKIN PREVIEW??? Two lovers who defied time, God, death, and were finally together would NOT just simply call it a night after sharing a passionate kiss on the couch AFTER staying together overnight in fuckin luxurious hotel (with probably a huge ass bed)… just saying. ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻

And that’s all folks… I can’t really say that I’m completely satisfied since I love Shintak so much… It makes me sad that Gong Yoo and Kim Go Eun will probably never costar together again since it’s rare for people to costar together a second time. WHAT A SHAME! YOU HAVE TWO AMAZING KISSERS COSTAR TOGETHER AND THAT’S IT? Like I would have been okay if they didn’t show any skin… just some more steamy moments between the two because their love is so fuckin tragic that they deserve some more lovey dovey couple scenes. Ugh… just because I’m a salty grandma, friggin 15 age rating ruined it! At least the kisses got better and better and we got a few Gong Yoo certified kisses in Goblin. T.T 

“The kiss itself is immortal. It travels from lip to lip, century to century, from age to age. Men and women garner these kisses, offer them to others and then die in turn.” ~ Guy de Maupassant, The Complete Short Stories of Guy de Maupassant, Part One

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Do u have any hcs/thoughts about the 2017 gpf banquet??

  • Victor gets super wasted and clings to Yuuri the whole time
    • He’s continually professing his love for him and Yuuri is just kind of patting his shoulder like “ok darling”
    • “Look at our rings,” Victor pleads to quite literally anyone who will make eye contact with him
  • Christophe and Victor have a dance-off and Yurio and Yuuri film it
  • Sara and Mila slow dance together and everyone in the room is so captivated that they turn and watch as Mila slowly spins Sara around and then kisses her on her cheek
  • Yurio sees Victor and Yuuri slow dancing (Victor is drunk and stumbling) and smiles and a few people catch him smiling but nobody says anything
  • JJ and Isabella dance but JJ style it the whole time and it’s sort of ridiculous but they’re just in their own little world
  • Phichit nervously asks Seung-gil to dance with him and is shook when Seung-gil says yes and he takes his hands
  • Victor, as the night is winding down, starts to whisper the extent of his love for Yuuri in Russian
    • Yuuri can’t understand most of what he’s saying
    • Yakov is the only other Russian speaker nearby and he hears all of this, heart filling w/ love because Victor has come so far since he left for Hasetsu and he can tell that he’s so genuinely happy now
  • Yuuri tucks Victor into bed and kisses his forehead
  • Victor is a mess of incoherent giggles and love
  • They’re all in love and they’re all friends and everything is perfect and lovely and ideal
Lucifer Morningstar Imagines

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You giggled incoherently as some stranger whispered into your ear, hand slipping up your bare knees. Head spinning and feeling a lot more than buzzed, you relished in the body heat and Lux’s blaring music. 

That is…until you felt cold again, and you opened you eyes to see your mysterious stranger being shoved away from you. He stumbled back comically and opened his mouth to argue until he looked up and promptly scurried away.

You turned to see Lucifer cock an eyebrow at you, almost condescendingly, as he sat down next to you.  

“Lucifer!” You exclaimed over-exuberantly. “Drink with me!”

“Mm, I’d love to, but I think you’ve had enough to drink tonight if you were going to let that scumbag make a move on you.”

“I liked him,” you slurred. “I think we could’ve had really kinky sex.”

Lucifer choked on the drink Maze had slide across the bar, before turning to you with a wide grin and wide eyes.

“Y/N!” He exclaimed with glee, “Ooh, you naughty girl. On second thought, why I don’t I get you another drink, hmm? Let’s see what else you can spill.”

Tasting and Enjoying

Scenario: Zico and you are stuck in a limbo of sexual frustration, feelings, and friendship.
A/N: This was honestly just a reason to write out one of the two smuts I had planned for Zico. I’m not 100% okay with this, but as per usual, I’ve done all I can with it and hopefully it’s at least halfway decent.
Genre: Zico x Reader
Words: 3897
Warnings: Smut. Shameless smut made to go with a story, because I’m a horrible person. Also, some suggestive gif use.

Disclaimer: As always, the gifs used are not mine and belong to their rightful owners.

The deafening sound of the rain hitting the roof of the car was all you could hear for the past few minutes. The air thick with tension and unspoken words that laid heavy with pride. The dangerous game you’d both been playing finally coming to an explosive end neither of you saw coming.

You both made a silent choice to never speak about what you were because, frankly, neither of you knew. You enjoyed each other’s company without the restraint or thought of time. It didn’t matter what you did or where you went, so long as the two of you were together; it made sense.

It wasn’t until a night after an underground show when you’d both had just a little too much to drink, that things changed.

You couldn’t remember what the two of you had found so funny. The alcohol clouding up your thoughts and left your body warm beside his. The both of you stepping into the elevator mumbling incoherent words through giggles while he tried to remember his favorite part of the show. His words coming out jumbled and slurred.

The elevator doors closed around you and gave a jolt that sent your unsteady legs fumbling. Zico moved to steady you; pulling you closer to him. You’d looked up at him with a smile still spread on your lips. Ready to thank him for the assist when everything stopped.

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I Take It Back

Reader + Shin Hoseok (Wonho) 

Oneshot

  • Genre: Married Life!AU, Angst, Drama, Fluff
  • Request
    • could you do a angst scenario with fluff end where hoseok asks for divorce bit after some time still living together with you he regrets it? thnk you very much!!!
    • oh im sorry! i forgot to say which one, is hoseok from monsta x, is that alright?
  • Word Count: 3,036
  • A/N: Here you go anonie! I hope you like it! I almost cried while writing this. :’)

Hoseok stumbled in through the door of the house half-asleep, glancing down briefly to notice that your shoes were missing from the floor. He sighed as he squinted up at the clock. It was 3am and you still weren’t home yet. If others thought he worked super late into the night in the studio as a professional music producer, you had nothing on him as you worked until it was practically sunrise on most nights as a doctor who was always on call.

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Too Hot To Handle

Word Count: 4.3k 

Genre: smut  

Warnings: Grinding/frottage, rimming. 

Summary: Dan was sleeping on the couch and Phil comes in when he was having a wet dream. Later Phil finds out what the dream was about, and helps make it a reality for Dan.

Link for Ao3 ( x )

A/N: My first fanfic!? WOo! i hope you guys like it! (oh tell me if you find any grammar mistakes so i can fix them thank you!) Enjoy :)

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T-Shirt Reveal

Y/N giggles to herself as she finishes wrapping the various gifts, excited for everyone’s reactions later in the evening. She had been planning it for a couple of weeks now, and was getting nervous and excited to finally reveal all to everyone.

Joe walks in just as she’s tucking them away, eyes down on his phone.

“Hey, love. Zoe said they should be here soon.”

“They made pretty good time, then. Didn’t they?” She walks over to give him a quick kiss on the lips, brushing a hand through his hair.

“Guess that means more time for you both to giggle incoherently about who knows what.” Joe smiles down at her, tucking his phone into his pocket.

“Incoherent to you, maybe. But to us, its an entire conversation.”

“Girls. I’ll never understand them.”

“That’s the plan, babe.” She winks at him, moving past him to head to the front door as there’s a knock on it.

“Hellloo!” Oli greets, popping his head around the door.

“Why do you even knock, mate?” Joe questions, having followed Y/N. “You just waltz in anyways.”

“Polite thing to do, I suppose.” Oli shrugs, hugging Y/N hello. “Don’t want to just burst into your place.”

“Awe, aren’t you considerate.” She coos at him, jumping slightly as the front door swings open.

“I have arrived!” Caspar bellows, arms thrown into the air.

“You mean like that?” Joe points over at him, eyebrow raised.

“Huh?” Caspar lowers his arms, confusion taking over his face as the other three start laughing.

“Nevermind, buddy.” Joe pats his shoulder, moving to close the front door, but is stopped as Zoe starts calling down the hall towards him.

“Looks like everyone wanted to show up at once!” Y/N grins, her hands coming together in front of her, bouncing on the balls of her feet.

“Are you going to tell us why you’ve gathered all of us?” Oli asks, while Zoe and Alfie waltz through the door, talking a mile a minute at Joe and Caspar.

“In good time.” Y/N winks up at him, moving forward to say hello to Zoe and Alfie.


Later on, after dinner is done and cleaned up, they’re all sprawled across the living room, chatting about life.

“Alright, alright. Gift time!” Y/N announces, jumping up and running into the bedroom quickly.

“Gifts? We’re exchanging gifts?!” Caspar’s panicked voice echoes across the room, and she shakes her head as she reenters, the packages she had wrapped earlier in her arms.

“Nope. Just a little something for a few special people.” She explains, handing out the gifts to the correct people.

“What are you up to, love?” Joe looks from the package to her, shifting forward on the couch, letting it sit on his lap.

“Just open it. All of you. Come on!” Y/N stands in front of them, smiling at all of them as they start to tear at the wrapping. Caspar frees his first, always excited to open a present.

“A shirt?” He lifts it up, letting it fall open so he can read the text. “Wait..what?” His eyes grow wide as he looks over at Y/N.

But she’s not looking at him right then, instead her eyes are focused on Joe, watching his eyes scan the shirt before he lifts them to meet hers.

“Are you serious?” His voice is soft, and Y/N nods, bitting her lip, suddenly very nervous. “Oh my gods!” Joe jumps off the couch, pulling her into a tight hug.

“I’m going to be an auntie!” Zoe squeals, holding the shirt against her, so the words Best Auntie Ever are exposed.

Y/N rests her head on Joe’s chest, his arms still around her, as they look at their friends.

“Cheers, Y/N.” Alfie chuckles, turning his shirt to show the words I’m the Pointless uncle with a Blog.

“This is awesome!” Oli grins as he holds his up, a cactus wearing sunglasses with the words I’m the cool uncle next to it.

“What does yours say, Caspar?” Joe nods at his friend, who’s still sat there staring at the shirt on his lap. Almost as if in a daze, Caspar lifts the shirt and turns it around for Joe to read the words The coolest godfather.

“Are you sure?” His voice is timid, and he meets Joe’s eyes followed by Y/N’s.

“Wouldn’t have anyone else, Casp.” She reassure’s him, while Joe nods in agreement.

“What does Joe’s say?” Zoe reaches across Alfie for the shirt, laughing as she reads it.

On the shirt is written I’m A… followed by a list of three different titles: Thatcher, YouTuber, Father.

“These are perfect, Y/N.” Alfie looks around at the different shirts.

“And such a cute way of announcing it!” Zoe looks down at her shirt again, the smile still on her face.

“I couldn’t just announce it.” Y/N looks up at Joe. “Where would the fun be in that?”

“How long have you been hiding this?” He asks her, dropping a kiss on her lips.

“I’ve known for about a month. And the doctor says I’m nearly three months.” She grins up at him, “It’s been very hard keeping it a secret from you.”

“Well, you did good, love.” He laughs softly. “I cannot believe I’m going to be a father.”

“None of us can, mate!” Oli teases him, nudging Caspar in the shoulder, who finally shakes himself out of his surprised state.

“Yeah, we figured Zoe would be the first.”

“I’m quite fine letting Joe be the first in the family!” Zoe holds her hands up. “Gives me some practice.”


While they talk amongst themselves, Joe drops his gaze back down to the woman still in his arms, smiling softly down at her.
“I love you so much, you know that?” His voice is hushed, the conversation just between them.

“I love you too, Joe.”

“You are going to be a great mum.”

“And you are going to be an amazing dad.”

“Oh, I know.” Joe smirks, kissing Y/N as she giggles.

  • *in the lab*
  • Sherlock: *working*
  • Molly: *working*
  • Sherlock: *clears his throat* So, I heard you slept with Moriarty.
  • Molly: *still working* Yup.
  • Sherlock: *frowns* Why?
  • Molly: *shrugs* Because I wanted to.
  • Sherlock: *scoffs* So? You want to sleep with me and you never have!
  • Molly: *smirks* You're jealous.
  • Sherlock: *pouts* He's a mass-murdering psychopath and you let him...*grimaces* touch you.
  • Molly: *sighs* I didn't sleep with Moriarty, Sherlock. I dated Jim from IT.
  • Sherlock: *looks at her*
  • Molly: *steps closer* And I don't want to have sex with the high-functioning sociopath *whispers in his ear* I'm going to shag Sherlock Holmes.
  • Sherlock: *immediately drags her to a supply cupboard*
Lucky 7 (Yoongi)

Words: 5485

Contents: Fluff

Summary: A night out with a guy whose relationship with you cannot quite be defined.

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He was stumbling all over the place, his black fringe hanging over his eyes and dripping with sweat. His whole body swaying in front of the large table, hand clasped around a beer and a lazy smile on his lips.

“He’s wasted,” Jimin cackled, throwing an arm over the younger boy.

You shook your head at the two of them. “You’re one to talk! You need him to stand up!”

The orange-haired boy shot a poorly timed wink at you as he broke into a grin. “So what? In our relationship we support one another! Doesn’t matter how fucked up we are.”

His laugh was dulled by the bass in the club but it didn’t stop you from rolling your eyes and letting yourself laugh as well. All around you were boys you had known for years now, each indulged in their own conversations with mutual friends of yours. To you, this was a typical night of relaxation and enjoying your time spent with the people you called your family.

“You’re such a light weight, Kookie!” You yelled out as he fell down onto the booth next to you.

A grin split on his face as he rested the back of his head on your shoulder and stared up at you. “I’m just having fun,” he exclaimed, reaching a finger up and tapping your nose before his eyes shot open. “Let’s have another round of shots!”

“Oh no, no, no,” you immediately said, holding your smile as you retracted the hand floating in front of your face. “Your stomach is going to murder you if you keep it up.”

“You act like you handle your liquor better than him.” The blonde boy on the other side of you spoke up, the hand resting on your waist squeezing slightly as he sat up straight.

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Unwind | Oh Sehun

RATING: Fluff, Slightly Smut

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(REQUESTED)

Y/N’s POV

Sat scrolling away through yet another app on my phone, I could hear the faint jingling of keys; indicating that Sehun had gotten back home from practice. I decided to turn the volume of the TV down to a silent hum, as his tired looking form walked into the living room and slumped onto the sofa next to me.

“Long day?” I silently asked as he laid his head onto my shoulder. Getting a simple nod as his reply, I figured that today wasn’t the day wanted to vent about anything. I put my phone down and reached around his shoulder to gently play with the strands of hair near his ear. He sighed a little in content, and I continued to play with his locks in the attempt of relieving some of the stress from the day.

“Could you please give me a massage?” He mumbled into my neck, and I raised my eyebrow at is incoherent tone.

“What?” I giggled at the slight tickling sensation I felt on my skin as he repeated his request

“Massage… Please” He enunciated,  running the tip of his nose up and down the side of my neck.

“And what exactly have you done to deserve a massage this fine evening?” I teased, already knowing of the multiple hours he’d been working his socks off at the studio.

“I really don’t feel like talking about it. Can you just please massage my back, and I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow morning?” He pleaded wrapping his arms around my waist, already beginning to pull me up. I finally decided to give into his definitely deserved requests and agreed to him with a simple nod. Sehun let out an uncharacteristic squeal as he made his way to our shared bedroom, slightly dragging me with him in his excitement

As we entered the room, he immediately stripped down to just his sweatpants. The sight of him shirtless still managed to make me feel flustered, as I subconsciously began to check out his bare upper-half

“Like what you see?” He smirked, snapping me out of my daydre- thoughts

“Eh. Seen better” I shrugged, going to the bathroom to grab the oils “Go lay down, I’ll be back in a few minutes” I instructed

“Eager are we?” He wriggled his eyebrows as he proceeded to lay down on the bed with his back facing upwards

“I swear to God…” I sighed, walking out of the bathroom to find a very smiley Sehun lying on his front. I placed the bottle of oil on the nightstand and onto the bed, placing myself on his back straddling the back of his torso. I grabbed the bottle back and poured some of the thick liquid onto my palms, before running my hands up and down the smooth skin of his back. He let out a sigh of relaxation as I continued to apply more pressure at certain key parts near his spine.

“You are literally the best at these” His voice came out slightly muffled in the pillows, but I still smiled brightly at his appreciation.

As I ran my palms across the length of his back, I could feel his muscles slightly unwind from the stress of the day, through every touch. My hands trailed up slightly higher, and I began to rub small circles across and around his shoulder blades. I got up and released my hold on his torso slightly as I tried to grab the bottle of oil from the nightstand, when all of a sudden he gained the energy to flip over and face me with his previous smirk plastered onto his face. My first instinct being thinking about how bloody oily the sheets will now be after his back was on it

“Sehun! I literally got this sheet back from the dry cleaners yesterday” I groaned. But that problem didn’t seem to faze him at all as he now grabbed my hands and flipped our bodies over, so he was now hovering over me with an unreadable look in his eyes

“Tell me constantly running your hands up and down my bare back and shoulders didn’t get you at all hot and bothered” His cocky tone prodded, sending shivers down my spine.

“Well not exactly, no” I breathed as his lips were now attached to the base of my neck, trailing wet kisses upwards

“Oh, we’ll see about that” He growled, nipping at the skin he’d once been delicately pecking. Let’s just say, Sehun didn’t seem as exhausted as I thought he was going to be after 8 hours of work. But I’m not exactly saying that was a bad thing…


A/N: Okay so I might’ve gotten a bit carried away with the smut… Sorry? I Really hope the anon who requested, liked this ;) Thank you so much or reading, and I’ll see you later Loves!

~Shazz xx

MASTERLIST

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Baby’s First MatchHector Bellerín

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“Guess who we’re gonna see today?”Y/n cooed as she stared down at her beautiful son, currently on the changing table in his nursery.

Six month old Mateo Bellerin responded to his mother’s question the best way he knew how– with spit bubbles and incoherent gibberish. Y/n giggled because by the way he was going on, he seemed to think he was really giving her an answer. Hearing his mother’s laughter it didn’t take long for Mateo to follow suit. 

Laughing and clapping his hands, his loud joyous squeals filled the room. The sound was music to Y/n’s ears. Her son was such a easygoing baby. Even when he was being fussy pulling a smile from six month old wasn’t a hard task–so much like his father.The thought of him only made Y/n’s smile grow as her heart fluttered. 

Hector always had that effect on her since they met three years prior and he had swept her off her feet in every sense of the word. They fell so fast and hard for one another and when they found out Y/n was pregnant with Mateo, Hector was over the moon with excitement.

He was happy to be starting a family with the woman  he loved and even happier to find out they were having a son. He never once treated her in a way that wasn’t loving. Y/n could only hope that her son would continue to take after his father’s happy and loving nature as he continues to grow. Speaking of him, the person they were going to see someone was Hector himself.

Arsenal had a match against Liverpool today and Y/n was taking their son to see it. It would be the first time little Mateo would see  his daddy play. Y/n didn’t even told Hector they were coming, opting to surprise him.

“We’re gonna see daddy, Teo,” Y/n smiled as she secured his diaper. As if he understood,Mateo fell into loud and physical glee.

“Da!Da!” He chanted happily as he kicked his legs out and wildly moved his arms. She laughed,“I see you’re excited. But what about mommy?Can you say ma-ma?”

Y/n knew realistically it wasn’t going to happen; Mateo was still very young, and his ability to form word would come sound enough. She couldn’t deny feeling a bit jealous. After all she spent the most time with their son–not that she faulted Hector for not being around at times–taking care of him nurturing him. But the moment Hector stepped into the room “Da-Da” filled the home the family of three shared.

But she didn’t take it to heart too much, in two months time he would be able to say mama as well. She’d just have to wait a little long but the happiness would be well worth it.

“Mmm-ma"Mateo interrupted her train of thought. Y/n’s heart swelled; she knew it was more then likely gibberish that he probably wouldn’t repeat later but she’ll take it .

“Okay, baby boy lets finishing getting you dressed.“She grinned before putting him in his Arsenal onesie, matching socks and puma booties,“look at you looking just like daddy!“Y/n cooed before scooping Mateo up into her arms. She walked her over to his crib placing him inside before grabbing the jersey and jeans she had brought along with her into the nursery.

She had already showered and got her hygiene necessities out of the way before tending to Mateo. All she had do was get dressed, so while her son entertained himself with the stuffed animals in his crib, Y/n got herself ready.  When she finished she made sure she had her own necessities–her phone, and keys mainly–before grabbing Mateo’s Peter Rabbit diaper bag. She already had everything he would need inside.

She just barely slung the bag over her shoulder when Mateo started yelling happily as loud as he could. Y/n smiled as she scooped him up and kissing his cheek.

“Time to see daddy play. ”
“Da!”

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“Da! Da!”

Mateo had been repeatedly chanting the moment Hector walked on the pitch.  Earning the precious boy endearing glances from onlookers. He was so excited to see his father, nothing could still Mateo as he happily claps and bouncing in Y/n’s lap. He may not remember this when he got older but Y/n knew she and Hector would treasure it.

Speaking of Hector, the look on his face when he caught her eye was priceless. He looked  shocked but his eyes immediately lit up and the smile that took over his lips made Y/n smile. ’Surprise’ she mouthed before making Mateo stand on her lap and helping him wave at his dad. Hector winked and blew them a kiss before getting back into match mindset. Y/n had to giggle at that, she couldn’t wait for the match to start.

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“DA!!!” Mateo suddenly screamed again 38 minutes into the match. Y/n, who had been momentarily distracted by her phone, immediately snapped her head up. She was just in time to see Hector  gain  possession of the ball. Some how Mateo knew his dad was doing something right because he was going crazy in her arms. Y/n and  the rest of the crowd soon joined when Hector attempted and successfully scored a goal, breaking the  scoreless deadlock.

“You see that Teo? Daddy made a goal!“Y/n grinned, as she stood up to cheer for the love her life, with their son securely in her arms. She laughed as Mateo screamed happily as he drooled over his Arsenal’s top dribbler bib.

Hector was immediately embraced by his teammates in  a celebratory hug but barely paid them any mind. Pulling away from them,  he locking eyes with Y/n and smiled as he made a heart with his hands. Y/n blushed as the cheers converted to a mixture of applause  and ‘awws’. The aww’s only increased when Hector stuck his thumb in his mouth, dedicating the goal to Mateo as well.

"See that Teo? Daddy dedicated his goal to us, say thank you daddy!"Y/n cooed as she gently bounced him in her arms. Mateo continued to squeal gibberish and drool in response much to his mother’s amusement. When the match ended, Arsenal won beating Liverpool 4-1 much to every gooners delight. It was always great to have results like these especially at home games.

Y/n made her way down onto the pitch, congratulating Hector’s teammates once she got there. She gave hugs and kisses on the cheek and Mateo gleeful gave high fives until they got  to where Hector stood goofing off with Jack Wilshere, Danny Welbeck and David Ospina.

"Congrats guys."she smiled brightly at the happy teammates before looking at Mateo,"can you say congratulations daddy?”

“ Da!!” Was Mateo’s loud response. They all fell into laughter as Y/n shook her head; close enough.

“Thank you mi angel,” Hector cooed as he tenderly kissed Mateo’s cheek. Y/n smile ;that had been his nickname for him since he was born–his angel. As much as he loved his mommy, Mateo was a daddy’s boy through and through.Y/n already knew they were going to be a handful when Mateo started walking.

Hector smiled down at her, as if he knew what she was thinking. Y/n smiled back as he leaned down and placing a kiss on her lips, “thank you."He didnt have to elaborate because Y/n understood.

"You dont have to thank me. I would hug you but the way your sweaty body is set up…"she teased causing his teammates to laugh at his expense. But Hector being the good sport he was, took it in stride.

"Thats okay, you can make it up to me later."he winked. Y/n laughed as she gave him a shove,"shut up, and go take a shower stinky.”

Once Hector, had showered and changed, he met Y/n  outside the locker room. Mateo noticed him first. He squirmed in his mother’s arms while reaching for father. “Okay, okay go to you dad,"Y/n giggled as handed their son off to his ‘Da’.She smiled as he cuddled into Hector’s chest.

Y/n couldn’t help but become their personal paparazzi as she whipped out her phone and proceeded to take numerous photos. Hector groaned but didnt hesitate to pose and position Mateo in a way that Y/n could get good angles of both father and son.

She picked the cutest one–Mateo hand moved his hands to Hector’s cheeks squeezing them together until his lips pucker out like a fish,kissing his lips in an adorable moment–and uploaded it to Instagram.

y/username Mateo congratulating his daddy on a good game. Proud of you @hectorbellerin!!! #fatherandson #papiyhijo #familia #lovesofmylife 👪👏😍😘😘

"Okay I’m done,"Y/n said cheerfully.
"Yeah for now."Hector retorted, laughing when she frowned at him.

"you drove?” He asked, changing the subject. Y/n shook her head no, she had caught a cab to the stadium so they could  come back together and she told him just that. Hector smiled giving her a quick kiss before leading her to his car he helped Y/n get  now sleeping Mateo into his car seat. Once their son was buckled in securely, Hector helped Y/n into the passenger’s seat.

“And they said chivalry was dead.” Y/n teased,
“They obviously haven’t  met my man.”

“Well, you know I try,"Hector chuckled as he brushed off his shoulders and flexed. "Oh my God,If you dont get in this car and take us home,"Y/n laughed; he was such a goofball. Hector saulted her before doing as she said.

Y/n shook her head, how he had so much energy after  playing in a 90 minute game she didnt know. Once he got in the car, he started it but instead of driving he took her hand in his.

"I’m so happy you came today."he said seriously,"I’m always better when you’re there to cheer me on.”

“You’re amazing regardless."Y/n countered, not wanting him brushing off the hard work he put in everyday.

"Yeah but you make me 100 times better,"He insisted,"I mean how could I lose with my good luck charm cheering for me? Knowing you and now Teo are in the stands…it makes me go even harder, so thank you.”

Y/n couldnt stop the tears filling her eyes if she tried. Hector sucked for doing this to her. He knew she was a sucker for cutesy moments like this,“You just wanted me to cry, huh?”

Hector laughed and shook his head,“no…..well, maybe a little."he admitted before pulling her into him for a kiss,"let’s get our sleepyhead home.”

Y/n looked back at Mateo, who was still soundly asleep then she looked at Hector, the man she loved and loved her just as much. She couldn’t have imagined a better life if she tried.

“Let’s go home.”
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a/n: so that was the first of the multiple ‘football kids at their dads games’ I’ve written. Maybe i’ll post the other versions eventually. Oh and technically babies can’t really say real words at six months(thats usually at 8-9 months) but this is fiction, so whatever lol

Take A Seat

Adam/Ronan

Summary: Ronan always spreads out whenever he sits somewhere, so obviously Adam takes that as an invitation to sit on him instead.

A/N: Based on this prompt. Friendly and desperate reminder that responses to my fics give me life.

Words: 1 174

When Adam thought back on the whole situation he couldn’t pinpoint if he’d had it coming or if Ronan had been planning for it all along.

Picture this: Monmouth Manufacturing on a hot summer’s evening. All of them were gathered. Picture Adam sweaty and exhausted and a little bit annoyed in general after that day’s adventures. Most of them felt the same, though some - Gansey - were too polite to properly show it. Adam mainly showed it by not talking too much and keeping to himself. That way he wouldn’t accidentally snap at someone due to his current mood.

Blue showed it by frowning at everything in general, but she didn’t talk much either. Noah showed it by appearing and disappearing. Ronan showed it by glaring at the ground.

This evening didn’t belong in the Henrietta sunset.

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Smile Baz

AN: For that one anon asking about Carry On, I wrote a lil something.

Baz looked up from his plate, smiling at Simon. The tips of his fangs peeked out from under his lip, and his cheeks puffed out slightly. He looked adorable. Simon smiled back before the realization hit him. This was the first time, in all the seven years of living with him, that he’d seen him smile. Actually smile. Not a sly smirk, not a controlled, calm grin, a true, genuine smile.

“Why don’t you ever do that?” he asked. Baz’s brows furrowed, “Pardon?” Simon, exasperated, answered, “Smile! I just realized this is the first time in seven years that I’ve seen you smile.” Baz looked at him, his smile now gone. “Gee, I wonder Simon. It’s not like my fangs poke through, and my cheeks puff out or anything. If I smiled that often, everyone would know I was a vampire and I’d be expelled from Watford, now wouldn’t I?” Simon shifted a bit uncomfortably. “All I was saying is that you look good when you smile.”

Baz blushed a bit, but maintained eye contact. “I always look good Snow. That the difference between us.” Simon huffed, “I must look good sometimes if you like me,” he gave a poke to his side to emphasize his point.

What he didn’t expect was Baz to jerk away so violently. “What was that?” he asked, scooting closer, “None of your business, Snow. Don’t touch me again,” he warned. Simon’s lips curled upward, “No way.” Baz narrowed his eyes, “Snow, whatever stupid thing you’re thinking, stop it. Get that thought out of your head.” Simon couldn’t stop smiling, “I can’t believe it! You’re ticklish!” he exclaimed, reaching out to poke him.

Baz quickly batted the hand away, but Simon didn’t let that stop him. Suddenly, he pounced on Baz, pinning him down on his large bed. “Get off of me Snow,” Baz demanded, struggling beneath him. Simon smirked down at him, shaking his head. “I don’t think so.” Baz raised an eyebrow, glaring at the boy above him. “And why the hell not?” Simon just beamed, “Because I wanna hear you laugh.” Without further ado, Simon worked his fingers underneath Baz’s arms, setting to work in order to make Baz a giggling, incoherent mess. So far Simon’s plan was working; Baz was having a difficult time in keeping his laughter in. He bit his bottom lip in an effort to suppress the giggles trying to flow out, but it was futile.

“C'mon Baz, just laugh! You know you want to,” Simon prompted, moving his hands down his sides, prodding at his ribs. Baz shook his head, clamping his hands over his mouth to prevent any noises from escaping. Simon was determined, however, and formed a claw with his hand, hovering it over his belly. He smirked down at him, “Are you gonna let me hear your laugh?” he asked. Baz only glared in response. Simon sighed, “Well then, you leave me no choice.” He lowered his hand, vibrating it on his stomach.

Baz’s hands flew down to grab at his wrists, his laughter flooding out. It was one of the most beautiful sounds Simon had ever heard. It was smooth and rich, and it reminded him of melted gold. And Baz looked so carefree. His head was tossed back in laughter, his normally slicked back hair wildly framing his face. And Simon still couldn’t believe that he was actually smiling.

He slowed his hands down to a stop, letting Baz breathe. He smiled down at him, and Baz couldn’t help the twitch of his lips as he rolled his eyes and shoved him away. “I really don’t understand why you don’t smile more Baz.” Grey eyes met blue ones, “I look like a bloody idiot when I do. My cheeks puff out like I’m five years old.” Simon giggled, “You don’t look five! It’s actually quite refreshing seeing you not look so serious.”

“I still can’t risk letting my fangs show,” he said. Simon chuckled, “If they didn’t believe me when I claimed you were a vampire back then, they won’t believe it now, even if they had proof.” Simon’s eyes wondered downwards a bit, and he stared at a spot on the bed behind Baz. He followed his gaze, rolling his eyes for the millionth time that night and grabbed the plate with a slice of pie on it. “Here.”

How to tell fanfiction authors apart in the Capslash fandom:

if there is dirty talking, it is either zetsubonna or ipoiledi. if Bucky is crying during his orgasm and has an incoherent giggle fit and tells horrible puns after, it is zetsubonna. if Bucky is going on about Steve’s titties, it is ipoiledi.

if you have to squint a little to tell if it’s MCU or 616 because there are weird age things going on, it’s ohcaptainmycaptain1918.

if it is 30k long and there is only one sex scene in chapter 10+ but it is blistering hot, it’s fieldbears.

if someone is sucking on a handgun, it is reserve.

if it is the HTP, you’re on your own, kid. the kittens are my friends but I am strictly into recycling and compost.

anonymous asked:

Peter Parker + s/o

my first time writing civil war!peter parker! let me know what you think!
  1. who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa?

you both have this bad habit, but it seems that peter does it more often. (you know those revolving doors? peter always gets stuck in them, and it’s fucking hilarious!)

      2. who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them?

you did once, and when peter saw - he relentlessly teased you, despite how red your cheeks were! (he made it up though, by telling you that it was cute and giving you kisses.)

      3. who starts the tickle fights?

neither of you do, because peter knows that you will not hesitate to kick him in the face if he even tries.

      4. who starts the pillow fights?

peter does, but he only does it because he knows that it well end in a makeout session.

      5. who falls asleep last, watching the other with an affectionate smile?

peter does! somedays, when he’s had a particularly brutal night, he’ll swing over to your apartment; and come in through your window quietly. he can’t bring himself to wake you up, so he’ll just crawl in to bed next to you. you’ll stir a little, and mumble something incoherent, causing him to giggle; wondering how he landed a dime like you!

      6. who mistakes salt for sugar?

neither of you!

      7.     who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at one a.m.?

peter does, and you’re just starting to think it’s an excuse for you to wake up and hang out with him!

      8. who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order?

peter does! he might be A Mess, but he’s an Organized Mess.

      9. who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies?

you both do, and it’ll usually end in a playful argument, and batter smeared on your faces.

    10. who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion?

“hey, peter?”

“yeah?”

“why are there three scented candles on the table?”

“i may or may not have saw the special at bath and body works.”

“you beautiful weirdo i love you”

     11. who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen?

peter does, when you’re in class. you’ll come out with little doodles of spiderwebs and hearts.

     12. who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation?

because peter goes all over the world with stark and the avengers, you’re not able to travel with him as much as you’d like! so he started buying you little magnets from everywhere he’s been. you got a nice little collection going on!

     13. who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the backs of magazines?

neither of you do, you’d rather look at the horoscopes and check your compatibility!