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Ear Biscuits: Uncut

So Ear Biscuits got released at midnight eastern time last night, and my trusty podcast app, Overcast (not a sponsor, but seriously, best podcast app ever), immediately downloaded it for me and gave me a notification for it as I got in bed. I caved and listened to the first few seconds just to see if it really was the episode or if it was I don’t know, a blank file? This is what I heard.

The episode that was released about 20 minutes AFTER this one does not start like this. I recorded all the way to the actual episode opener, though my version doesn’t have the intro music playing over it.

Sorry about the audio quality, I tried to reduce the noise as much as possible. What you’re listening to is a recording of my phone playing a recording, so there was only so much I could do. But it’s worth a listen just to hear an innuendo-laden exchange between Rhett and Link involving soft and hard sticks.

anonymous asked:

How Seth would be if you got sick??

How Seth Rollins would be if you got sick

Originally posted by vaniwin

~ As soon as you told him you had the flu he was practically speeding to the shop to pick up some essentials

~ He’d come back in record time with every flu medicine under the sun and several of your favourite foods and drinks

~ Every time you cough followed by a groan of pain he’d make a sympathetic face and pull you against his broad chest.

~ “Seth stay away from me you’ll get i’ll” “I don’t care i want to take care of you” 

~ Him practically being your servant for the whole time you’re ill; grabbing you medicines, cold towels for your head and making you food.

~ You being able to choose whatever you wanted to watch on TV, even if he hated it he’d stay and watch

~ Ringing his mother to find out what sort of remedies he could make to help you feel better (because we all know he’s a mummies boy and mum’s are always right) 

~ Running you a warm, bubbly bath complete with candles for you to soak in as long as you wanted to soothe your aching muscles

~ You having to force him to go to gym because he doesn’t want to leave you alone. You finally convincing him by suggesting you still had Kevin to snuggle with

~ Him lazily giving you massages as you watch TV together

~ As your cold begins to disappear you notice him sniffling and laugh muttering “I told you so” as you wander to the kitchen to make him a lemon and ginger tea.

A/N: Yay! Another one of these out already, Nikkii will be posting her share probably tomorrow :) ~ Moxxii

frostyforsyte  asked:

Question, is there any point to "Ascending" more than once yet? Like, do bonuses from the mausoleum stack or something?

not yet (though the game records how many times you complete it) !

once i’m done fixing all the big bugs, i’ll move on to making content updates, with more techs like agriculture and transport, and more victory monuments, each with their own permanent effects (some of which may stack).

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Girls on forums just found this, so I can be at peace and rest easy now х) And no, I’m not lazy. Just having a hard time to record everything, my game and the Fraps suddenly started to hate each other. Enyone still be better at this.

Having kids with Dean Would Include...

Originally posted by stellarollins

Requested by @bladeambrose10

👪 Dean is a fantastic parent 

👪 He is so keen to do things with your children 

👪 He doesn’t mind sitting on the floor and colouring with your son/daughter

👪 Wanting to do fun things with your children all the time 

👪 He records all of your children’s first so he can look back at them when he’s on the road 

👪 Being a very chilled Dad 

👪 But boy he’s protective 

👪 If you have a Daughter then she’s definitely a Daddy’s girl 

👪 If you have a son then he’s definitely Dean’s biggest fan 

👪Taking the kids to Smackdown as much as a possible 

👪 Taking the kids out on outings 

👪 To the park 

👪 To the cinema 

👪 To the funfair 

👪 Schooling is important to Dean, he wants his children to be able to do whatever they want in their life. 

👪 Helping them with their homework when he can 

👪 Going to parents evening 

👪 Video chatting with his children every day right before they go to bed no matter what time zone he’s in 

👪 Dean knowing how to cheer your children up in an instant 

👪 Dean being a calm yet fair Father

👪 He doesn’t like telling your children off but when he has to he does 

👪 Always making up with your children afterwards.


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anonymous asked:

Pleaseee headcanons for dating Jason?? From the 2017 version? eeeekk I'm in love with him

Omg yes now I written for all of my boys yay! Ikr I’m love him too! I honestly love them all sm. I’m trash lmao

Originally posted by megaansje

•He’s the leader, so basically he feels responsible for like everyone on the team- especially you

•At first he didn’t want to start a relationship with you, because naturally if an enemy found out you would leverage 

•When you do finally get together, he. Is. So. Protective. 

     -If a guy even looks at you the wrong way he’s gathering the team, “its morphin time”

     - and you all have to talk him down, reminding him what Zordon said about not escalating fights or abusing your powers

•Oh man, on the battlefield this boy is deadly. If an enemy hurts you, they’re down in record time. Jason always tries to stay by your side, he couldn’t imagine not having you there with him. 

•He’s so worried about everyone, and you know the ‘leader’ mantle doesn’t help that. He’s soon becomes the mom friend™ of the rangers

     -legitimately he will call all of you to make sure you get home safely after a battle or if one of you gets drunk at a party he will personally drive them home and carry them up to their bed and stuff like that

•He has nightmares, about Rita or you or the others getting hurt 

     -So he calls you at random times, his breathing heavy and you just talk him through it, assuring that all of you are safe and that you love him

     -Sometimes he just calls because he wants to hear your voice 

•He is actually pretty mellow on the PDA, like hand-holding or arm draping but no intense make outs in public 

     -the only time he does is if another guy won’t leave you alone, and he kisses you just to show your taken

•He calls you these cheesy pet names and you high key love it

        -He calls you ‘baby’ too, but it’s mixed in with ‘love’, ‘gorgeous’, and ‘beautiful 

        -you always call him ‘captain’ jokingly (he would die if anyone found out but he thinks it’s super hot)

•His little sister totally adores you 

        -one time he walked in and you and her were having a tea party and he just knew you were the girl he was gonna marry 

•His whole family likes you actually, his mom is really happy he got a good girl and his dad even claps his back telling him he did good with you 

•The two of you always hold bike races through the City, but he mostly lets you win

•the whole team loves you together, and you haven’t been happier than when you’re with Jason and your friends. 

(Aw this was so cute. I hope you all enjoy! Love ya! Feel free to request more!)

I’m really glad I’ve been keeping a log on Solomon’s condition. It used to be a daily med time record, but turned into a log of important events, med and food changed, anything unusual. He had a really amazing 2 months after the blood vomit incident, though he seems to be declining (or at least some old symptoms are popping up, mildly) over the past 2 weeks. 

Looking back through the log I remembered that we increased his steroid dosing for 2 weeks (vet called it pulse therapy) after the bleed, now I am hopeful that maybe if we do that again it will help and we can avoid a real downward spiral. I’m going to email her tomorrow and see what she thinks… The specialist most familiar with his case is usually very busy and not always available, I’ve called for advice before only to have someone else skim his huge file and I always feel like they don’t really know enough about his complex situation. Our regular vet is at a different office and is much easier to see, closer, and cheaper, but also doesn’t know the situation as well. Plus the woman we saw the most left a few months ago. 

anonymous asked:

Sometimes I go back and watch you reading that one poem of yours and its so peaceful and sunny and soft and you look so handsome in it. It's very soothing.

it’s so nice to hear that you enjoyed it! i had a great time recording it and i hope i can have more moments of such delightful solitude in the future

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Song: Long Time

Artist: X.Q

Release date: 170326

Album: Long Time

Record label: Prima Music Group

THE MORE THINGS CHANGE TURNS 20 YEARS OLD!

It’s downright shocking to see those words, but lo and behold, our 2nd album is ready to move out of the house, go to college and get married!

Filled with such live staples as “Ten Ton Hammer”, “Take My Scars” and “Struck A Nerve”, TMTC sounds as fresh and heavy today as it did back then.

TMTC fun facts:

- The album was recorded and mixed at The Plant in Sausalito, CA, Scream Studios in Burbank, CA, Parr St. studios in Liverpool, England, Hyde Street in San Francisco, CA and finally Larrabee Studios in West Hollywood.

- TMTC was remixed 3 times and guitars were re-recorded 3 times to achieve the ultimate heavy guitar tone! It STILL out-heavy’s most modern metal guitar tone.

- Drummer Dave McClain’s debut album with the band

- It debuted in the Top 20 in Europe/UK, and #138 on the US Billboard charts, and sold 10,000 copies in the U.S. it’s first week.

- Headlined Dynamo open air festival 1997 Holland.

- European headline tour support came from Coal Chamber, Napalm Death and Skinlab. Plus Entombed and Misery Loves Company.

- Problems plagued the recording including: Entire guitar tracks and vocals getting erased (pre-pro tools), Robb stress constipation, didn’t poop for a week.

- 6 tours criss-crossed the U.S. including 3 headline tours, Ozzfest MainStage slot (2nd band of day), main support to Corrosion Of Conformity, and main support Pantera. Support on headline tours from Snot, Drain STH, and Coal Chamber

- On this day 20 years ago the boys were at an HMV doing a record store meet-n-greet in London.

- Favorite song among band members at the time, the rarely played “Blood Of The Zodiac”.

- Dave McClain shattered his knee in a car crash on the freeway, was unable to play for months. Luckily the remixes allowed him the time to heal.

- Robb infamously banned MH A&R guru Monte Conner from ever attending an MH studio session again.

- While mixing in Liverpool, the boys spent a wild night getting hammered with Ian Gillian of Deep Purple fame. He listened to the entire TMTC album at near deafening volume, and drank with the boys til 7AM sharing the most insane rock-n-roll stories EVER!

- First 2 songs written for the album we’re "The Frontlines” and Struck A Nerve". The Frontlines was debuted in Europe on the 1995 headline run for “Burn My Eyes” and inspired an uber-awesome fan site of the same name. “Struck A Nerve” was debuted later that year on 1995 BME U.S. headline run w/ Stuck Mojo and Wickerman.

- The boys would take a chance on their 3rd remix bringing in a young, unknown engineer named Andy Sneap to assist. His talents, and fresh perspective greatly helped the album. He would become one of the most sought-after metal producers of today.

- Bonus tracks included a re-recording on “My Misery” from the “Demon Night” soundtrack, and covers of Discharge’s - “Possibility Of Life’s Destruction”, and Ice-T’s gritty rap song “Colors”.

- TMTC would go on to sell half a million albums worldwide.

What do YOU remember about The More Things Change? Many reviews at the time felt it was not as strong as BME, do you agree? Did you see us live on this album?

Share your stories!!

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