IM SORRY ITS LIKE KIND OF SHIT

conflict is when u want to Make Content bc ur thirsty desperate ass requires validation but also when u dont want to Make Content bc u know that u won’t get notes bc ur a small blog and bigger blogs that have Even Bigger Mutuals to rb their stuff and seeing that comparison will make u feel even shittier and dejected 

your leg pressed against mine

a thlaise au ; essentially a messy train of thought because i’m struggling with maths so word dump it is.

this is dedicated to everyone who has blessed me with their thlaise, you know who u are 💓 , you’re all the bestest ily.

  • the first domino that falls is the bash of a cheek against drunken lips in the dark of the corridor 
  • the next morning, they write it off as an anomaly, both pretending to have forgotten the feverish way blaise had then pressed theodore against the wall, the warmth of theodore’s breath against the shell of blaise’s ear 
  • and the soft slow slide of lips as theodore curled up and up into blaise as if he was trying to ingrain himself in blaise’s soul. he was already there but he didn’t know that.
  • and so the second domino teetered and toppled.
  • a mistake, a mistake, a mistake 
  • the thought throbbed deep and heavy in theodore’s head when he woke up hungover with the unmistakeable indent of blaise in his sheets, on his skin
  • he meets blaise’s eye when he enters the kitchen and he knows that he can’t let “whatever this is” happen if he wants to keep blaise.
  • he wants to keep the blaise who runs his hand soothingly through theo’s hair when he’s ill and asleep (or at least, whilst he thinks theodore is asleep) 
  • the blaise who returns theodore’s books to the library when he forgets
  • the blaise who slumps down next to him on the sofa and passes him a mug of lemon and honey tea with his slight crooked smile. 
  • but what he doesn’t know is that keeping that blaise is not a choice he gets to make. 
  • they can’t go back, not now that blaise knows what his lips taste like, not when blaise has realised he’s been in love with his best friend for longer than he’s been aware.
  • and so the rest of the dominoes begin to fall. 

anonymous asked:

Since we need this , do you have any badass Alec headcanons?

- alec literally being able to take out numerous demons/forsaken with one arrow like this is just canon. imagine him firing one arrow and it going through 3 forsaken’s heads then he just pulls it out, spins around and stabs a demon that was sneaking up behind him with it like the boy is effortlessly badass.
- alec calling every clave member he meets out on their racist and homophobic actions especially inquisitor herondale. like you know he’d ban her from his institute the minute he could.
- alec refusing to work with the clave. like they wanna raid the hotel dumort for some reason and want him to lead it and alec’s just like “suddenly im unavailable” and they ask if he can spare some of the new york shadowhunters for the mission and he’s just “nah they’re all on house arrest sorry” all while texting raphael to let him know what the clave are planning.
- alec hanging up lgbt flags around the institute because why the fuck not. but also because he knows it’s a comfort to all the lgbt shadowhunters that have transferred to the institute because of him to see them hanging up and knowing that this is a safe space where they can be completely themselves. and if it pisses off the clave, well that’s just a bonus.
- alec actually going the fuck off when the clave goes in on one of his shadowhunters or when they try putting a scared downworlder child on trial for a crime they didn’t commit like it’s the only time anyone actually hears alec shout but fuck everyone thought the clave would’ve of learnt by now not to piss alec off
- (no but seriously imagine the backlash if the clave ever purposely hurt alec or tried deruning him or arresting him or something like the clave best be running for cover because alec has the support of so many downworlders and shadowhunters that the clave wouldn’t be ready for the storm that was heading their way)
- you know what, alec is just a legend like he’s the one who’s really trying to better himself and if you don’t think shadowhunters from all over that relate to him or admire him for what he’s trying to do have come to him for help or if you don’t think the downworlders of new york refuse to work with anyone but alec then you’re lying to yourself

i get artists who feel sympathetic towards the crewniverse, but i mean…..as an artist (or more accurately, a writer), there is a HUGE difference between fanwork/casual work and what the crewniverse does.

they went to college. they work in a professional environment. theyre getting paid an actual salary for this. this isnt commission work or shitting around on tegaki or building a portfolio. this is a PROFESSIONAL JOB that they are being PAID FOR and they are not only putting in minimal effort, but it looks awful too. if this was someones freetime work or fucking deviantart account, i dont think anyone wold really care to criticize them. (at least, not like this.)

but these are people who paid money to go to college. they went through extensive training on shit like color theory, animation, character design, script writing, etc etc…

and theyre giving us garbage and getting mad when we point out that what they gave us was, in fact, garbage.

like, you guys DO know that this kind of criticism we’re doing is ENCOURAGED in college classes, right? this is how you LEARN, both the artist and criticizer. this is how its done. this is why film critics, book critics, shit like that EXIST. (among other reasons but i digress.)

im sorry if i seem rude, its just hard for me to pity a bunch of grown adults in their late 20s-30s whove been doing this for YEARS when they get upset that someone is criticizing them, and even more so when they DONT LISTEN.

these are adults. grown ass adults who dont need you to coddle them and hold their hands through their art process. grown ass adults who WORK in a PROFESSIONAL FIELD in a REAL BUSINESS thats not only very cutthroat, but not exactly lucrative or stable.

if they cant make the cut, and they refuse to take advice to try and better their work, theyre gonna fail. im sure we’ve all seen those dropping ratings?

its not rocket science, folks. the truth isnt always gonna be sugar-coated. its either suck it up or fall down and out.

Death Note (2017)

okay, so I just watched the Death Note movie and damn that shit was

WILD

so im just going to compile some small notes about how bad and how much they fucked Death Note like fuck man

Please Note: there are going to be elements of spoilers in this list so if you are planning on watching Death Note (2017) be aware (but in all honesty please dont watch it just watch the 2006 Anime Adaptation I beg you, I am doing you a solid)

lets begin

  • ok so first off, this shit is americanised so of course there is a buttload of whitewashing because if you didnt know Death Note is Japanese and set in Japan and the characters are Japanese - please. 
  • Light Yagami is a good boy™ so like how dare you make this shitty bad boy - hes doing other peoples homework please no
  • the Death Note lands right next to him - um no the Death Note lands 10 feet away from Yagami and outside his classroom stop this
  • also it starts raining right after he picks up the Death Note - spoooky
  • white!light finds some bullys who are obviously over school age and so he pulls the child abuse card on them if they were to hit him - he gets decked anyway. 
  • he gets caught with the homework and put into detention and oh no the light went out - creepy factor™ to the max - so spooked 
  • oh yeah, did i mention that this film is rated an 18 
  • so of course theres been swearing and cursing from everyone, even Light - sorry not my Light 
  • best part of the film was white!light shitting himself when he see Ryuk like yes 10/10 A++ content would watch that scene again
  • white!light also slaps himself and i wanted him to do it more 
  • theres more swearing, i mean i had to settle in for a wild ride with fucks and shits throughout this whole film, but like the anime was only a 15 
  • also Willem Dafoe as Ryuks voice was pretty cool, had a nice ring to it but anyway 
  • he goes to kill older bully because Ryuk says he wants to (obviously hes hesitant) but cant 
  • legit words from the film “i dont have a pen” Ryuk pulls out a pen “well its good you have one” im yeLLING
  • he writes older bully guys name down but oh no, Ryuk tells him to write down how so guess what 
  • HE CHOOSES DECAPITATION IM SERIOUS YALL THIS IS HIS FIRST KILL NO HESITATION JUST WRITES DOWN DECAPITATION LIKE WHO FUCKEN WROTE THIS 
  • FUCKEN GORE TO THE MAX YOU SEE THIS GUYS HEAD BE FUCKEN RIPPED FROM HIS BODY BY A TRAGIC ACCIDENT LIKE FUCK 
  • by this point i was already like #NotMyDeathNote i mean 
  • dad is introduced, but where is mother and sister - ill tell you where - non existant (mum is dead and there was never any sister) 
  • MORE SWEARING >:(
  • theres still apples tho and Ryuk still loves them 
  • white!light reads the Death Note rules (well he actually skims them but okay) 
  • comes across some scribble and sees a not “dont trust Ryuk”
  • HE PRONOUNCES IT RYE-UK NO LIE IM LIKE HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU NO ITS RYUK PRONOUNCED REE-UK FUCK YOU
  • its okay tho because Ryuk comes out and shuts him down with the correct pronunciation like yas bitch you tell him 
  • ALSO LET ME LOOK AT MY MAIN MAN STOP PUTTING HIM IN THE DARKNESS LET ME SEE HIS FACE NOT JUST HIS EYES 
  • Ryuk suggests shark attacks on the toilet as a not possible example of death - Ryuk i thought you were better than this 
  • angry scribbling of names - damn white!light is mad 
  • AND ANOTHER THING WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE HEART ATTACKS LIKE HE JUST KEPT SPECIFYING THE DEATHS - NO THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU DONT NEED TO JUST KEEP WRITING THESE SHITTY DEATHS
  • you get one look at Ryuk and damn, my man you ugly im sorry they did you like that
  • okay back at school, watching the team practice and guess what 
  • HES GOT THE DEATH NOTE AND HES READING IT IN THE OPEN IN PUBLIC - BITCH PUT IT THE FUCK AWAY
  • OH BUT WAIT A GIRL SEES HIM - SHE NOTICES IT AND IS LIKE “oo Death Note whats that” AND HES LIKE “nah its nothing™” 
  • BUT IT GETS BETTER 
  • HE TELLS HER ABOUT IT AND LETS HER READ IT AND SHOWS HER HOW IT WORKS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON - MY LIGHT WOULD NEVER DO THIS 
  • I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THIS CHICK IS BUT APPARENTLY HE DOES AND SHE KNOWS HIM SO IM LIKE WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO WRONG - WHO IS SHE?!?!?!
  • so new girl who im sure is supposed to be Misa Misa says to white!light “lets change the world together” and so these words obviously go straight to white!lights dick because theres sexual tension in the air
  • “can i kiss you?” “youre not suppose to ask” 
  • she just fucken pins him to the wall shes making him her bitch and theyre kissing ugh my eyes hurt 
  • cut back to school and they in class and they looking at each other like they fucked 
  • then theres more kissing like fucking straight white movie romances am i right 
  • theyre finding a name for the God who will rule the new world
  • of course its Kira like what else is it going to be
  • “Kira means light in celtic” and then quickly “also its similar to the word killer in Japanese” like damn bitch i wonder why you quickly said that - oh yeah because Death Note is actUALLY JAPANESE 
  • im so fucjing done with this film 
  • but now the death victims are leaving perfectly written Japanese messages on the walls like this doesnt mAKE UP FOR YOUR SHITTY WHITEWASHING
  • news time: white boy feels special for getting lots of praise and attention for killing bad guys 
  • were suddenly in Japan in a night/strip club 
  • hooded guy is introduced - hes speaks Japanese - finally we are saved by the Japanese guy who I assume is L
  • nope L is not Japanese just speaks it just like in the anime 
  • white!light is suddenly angry as detective dad for getting on the Kira case like damn what is your damage 
  • Watari is here but he is not cute and kind looking like in the anime, i am disappointed 
  • white!lights dad talks to L on the laptop - but wheres the garbled voice???????
  • L is introdu–
  • L IS BLACK, I REPEAT L IS BLACK - ARREST THAT WHITE BOY BECOME POWERFUL WE ARE SAVED 
  • “rest your glutes” - true words from L. a real line in a real fim 
  • movie!L is just as good and cute as anime!L 
  • nope wait, he actually appears in public himself instead of a decoy - im sorry but i cant have this - not my L
  • he might have had his face covered and hooded but still - not my L 
  • WHITE!LIGHT IS RUDE - HE TALKS TO RYUK LIKE SHIT - TELLS HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP HOW DARE YOU I WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM FOR THAT ALONE
  • finally found out Misa Misa replacements name 
  • its Mia
  • some cops walked off a building 
  • i kind of stopped taking as many notes by this point i was just not paying attention 
  • “if you fuck this were not the good guys anymore” - what part of killing people, be they bad or not, makes you the good guys? NONE
  • L and Light meeting in a cafe 
  • L becomes a cat and pushes shit off the table 
  • “youre the one who flew into the sun, im just the one to make sure you actually burn” - yooOOOOOOO L rekt u 
  • white!lights dad dares to be killed - Mia thinks about doing it but white!light stops her - she gets dumped 
  • she begs for him back 
  • she pulls out the i love you card 
  • it works because of course it would and theyre kissing again - like fuck no bitch you tried to kill my dad get the fuck out
  • Watari is targeted, his name is written in the book - LEAVE HIM ALONE
  • apparently people can be spared by burning the page with their name on it, what kind of bullshit
  • L is angry, he is so smad 
  • L GETS PINNED AGGRESSIVELY TO A TABLE UNHAND HIM YOU HEATHENS 
  • but another fault that L doesnt really get mad, hes actually a cool cucumber im sorry not my L
  • homecoming dance - really 
  • Mia gives white!light his outfit for it and also a hat with a note saying “i have it” 
  • have what idk
  • Ls old kids home is creepy™
  • white!light is wEARING A TOPHAT TO THE HOMECOMING DANCE WHA THE FUCK 
  • it was a decoy trick wow
  • oh no Wataris page is missing it cant be burned now, WATARI IS GOING TO DIE 
  • Watari dies before he can give white!light Ls real name HA
  • Take my Breath Away by Berlin plays at the dance - beautiful 
  • oh damn Mia actally outsmarts and FCUKS white!light - she wrote his name in the Death Note 
  • nope wait shes going to burn the page to bring him back fucking
  • she still fucked him over tho
  • L is still smad, but now hes got a gun and hes stolen a cop car 
  • theres a mangled L theme going on i swear
  • smashes through a “drive slow, drive safe” sign - good one L 
  • L finds white!light and chases him on foot
  • L IS RUNNING I REPEAT L IS RUNNING 
  • PARKOUR 
  • L IS DOWN AND OUT COLD IM 
  • now white!light has the gun
  • news flash: white boy is having regrets but white girl is living it 
  • its sad™
  • OH DAMN HE FUCKED HER OVER BACK IM YELLING
  • theyre on a ferris wheel and then it collapses spontaneously 
  • oh no white boy is having major regret about everything what a shame 
  • bye Mia, bye white!light 
  • oop Mia is dead 
  • L is okay 
  • white!light is in the water 
  • some random sees the washed up Death Note and picks it up 
  • white!light is in hospital - the random returns the Death Note to him
  •  memories of dead girlfriend™
  • father just now realised that his son is Kira
  • WHITE BOY SET THE WHOLE FUCKING THING UP - HE TELLS HIS DAD EVERYTHING LIKE FUCK HE MIGHT BE WHITE BUT HE FUCKING SMART 
  • L is still smad but now he had good hard evidence and proof of Kira
  • Ryuk is laughing and says that humans are interesting 
  • and then get this 
  • IT FUCING ENDS 
  • WHITE!LIGHT LIVES HE FUCKING LIVES AND LIKE IM JUST LIKE THIS IS NOT RIGHT WHAT THE FUCK NO PUT IT RIGHT FUCKING KILL HIM YOU COWARDS AND LET L LIVE 
  • but its okay because there are “funny bloopers” in the end credits 
  • more mangled L theme
  • im now watching the original 2006 anime and all is well 
  • Death Note 2017 whats that? 
  • Tanaka: Bisexuals are not confused. BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED!!
  • Tanaka: bisexuals are not confused god this is the easiest concept ever you piece of shit douchewagon why can't you just fucking accept it it's absolutely infuriating
  • Yamaguchi: idk im kind of confused on taxes?
  • Tanaka: BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT SOME THINGS
  • Tanaka: LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE
Okay, so random idea that crossed my mind

I don’t know if someone already came up with this idea, but today when I was working I just came up with something.
I was thinking about Big Fun and Halloween parities being some sort of joint-party (Somehow connected or at least two parties in one)

Martha Dunstock, after embarrassing herself in front of Ram, just runs off to the bathroom, shuts the door, and just lets it all out. She cries for at least 5 minutes before another figure in the bathtub coughs, and lets her know that someone else was in there. That person was just hidden due to the shower curtain there.
She’s embarrassed. And at this point ready to disappear at any moment. Before she can leave, the figure frantically apologizes for not saying anything while she was just dumping all her emotions out. She introduces herself, and he introduces himself as Michael, a junior who came in here just to wait everything out. (I’m pretty sure Jeremy and Michael are juniors)
While things were a little awkward at first, they eventually talk, and find out they they were in similar problems. Their best friend leaving them for popularity. Michael decides to leave out the Squip, and Martha rants about the Heathers. And they just going on talking about that, and other things about themselves until the party ends. Martha thinks that some of the stuff he likes was cool, and Michael likes that there was someone else who he could talk to about these kinds of stuff. They awkwardly thank the other for listening, and not being too weird, exchange phone numbers, and go their separate ways, hoping the other’s situation gets better.

It was just a random thought I came up with, and I like the idea.

HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR 2017 

So it’s 1/1 New Year’s Eve according to the Lunar calendar, and since here at my place it’s kind of a big thing, here’s Sefikura wearing Vietnamese aodai LOL.

Btw, I just saw a post saying it’s the year of the Chocobo (aka year of the Chicken lol) but then you can say that it’s the year of the Cloud ahahaha.

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It’s in the eyes! I can tell you will always be danger.

auto-responders  asked:

yo maybe chill im pretty sure somebody (who was a csa/incest victim, idk how old they were) literally killed themselves over stridercest discourse last time like months ago? @.davelalonding. sorry if you disagree but like this kind of shit affects people who ship stridercest even for coping or comfort and its super toxic.

what kind of guilt trip


anyways not chilling thanks

radiant

anons note: i made it so its only been three months since call was arrested that he talks to rufus or whatever, mostly because i dont want like, a year age gap between everyone and the void kids, and like have everyone but tamara & jasper a year behind in school. i wonder how the magisterium would react to having not one, not two, but THREE makars?

call wakes up.

this is an odd phrase to start a story with. normally one would begin with explaining that call was asleep, before abruptly throwing the reader into the action like this, but i digress.

man, i have got to stop reading literary analysis before bed, thinks call.

but there hasn’t been books for him to read since before he was-

:wait, where am i?:

he looks down at his hands, expecting to see shackles but finding none. he looks around, and blinks for a second.

then blinks again.

:what the fuck???:

theres black, everywhere, and call instinctively knows he is in the same place that the elemental automotones was banished to.

is he alone? the only soul in the endless empty? is this his punishment?

oh, wait, theres aaron, he thinks. aaron waves from beside a spectral girl he thinks looks pretty scary.

:wait- aaron?:

  • can you run in the void? there is no place to go- can you even walk? if you could, would you be able to tell?

the answer is yes, but only if there’s something else in the void to mark your progress- like how hitting the arrow keys in a video game doesnt mean shit if you’re in an empty, dark, undefined room, but distance suddenly gains meaning when you realize, no, the game’s not broken, its just a dark corridor and there’s the final boss- for example, a plastic, 1:1 scale replica of stonehenge completely indistinguishable from the real thing, a melting rhino, or your long-dead best friend’s ghost will mark your progress quite well.

aaron is… a specter. so’s the girl beside him, who call is only marginally surprised to recognize as verity torres. they are both washed out, and unshadowed (somehow- where’s the light in this boring shithole coming from, anyways?) like an old polaroid held over a flashlight. their eyes are hollow white but curved with smiles.

as quick as call registers all this he is running towards aaron and scooping the now slightly shorter boy into a giant hug.

well.

trying to.

his hand goes through aaron like a mirage on a hot summer day.

aaron flickers out where call is trying to hold him and looks at his feet.

:aaron:, asks call, :why can’t i hug you?:

:because he’s dead, shitlips:, calls verity with her hands around her mouth.

aaron nods. he looks small and about to cry.

:wait, whats wrong?:, says call. he’s been thinking/saying/projecting telepathically the word wait a lot recently.

:i… i missed you.:

:we thought you wouldn’t show, birdcall.:, adds verity. she is hilarious and trustworthy, decides call.

call thinks for a moment. rare occurence, he thinks upon narrating this in his head. ouch. he just keeps dissing himself into a deeper hole.

:i think it was because of the handcuffs:, says call, :they were magic blockers, so whatevers letting me see dead people must have been stopped from activating.:

:technically, we’re not dead. we’ve been abruptly torn from our bodies and preserved with our innate chaos magic. we are the ultimate forms of the chaos-ridden:, says verity matter-of-factly. call gets the feeling that she’s wicked smart and suspects that she and tamara would get along quite well.

:handcuffs?: asks aaron, always paying attention to priorities instead of stupid science or whatever that call totally understands, yup.

:after you, uh… got voided, the mages kind of arrested me for being the Enemy Of Death and all:, says call, :i am not good at keeping secrets, by the way. i’ve been in the Panopticon since then, about 3 months of time. they just took the STUPID DUMB handcuffs off and replaced them with a ball-and-chain shackle like from gym class jump-roping lessons today.:

:holy shit:, says verity, :he talks more than i do, aaron.:

:shit, call, im so fucking sorry:, says aaron, ignoring verity. call stifles a surprised gasp at his language and smiles.

:its okay, aaron. its not your fault. i’m going to fix this.:

:fix what?:

:all of this shit. i’m going to KILL that little bitch alex, and im going to save you. im going to save you both, and we’re all gonna be TOGETHER again, and we’ll all go to the collegium together and watch shitty movies and tease jasper, and everybody will be happy again. all of us. i will save you both, and verity will become our friend too and she and tamara will probably run for president together and win.:

:im touched:, says verity, trying to act sarcastic but smiling, :you sure know how to pick ‘em, aaron.:

:she meant pick COUNTERWEIGHTS and BEST FRIENDS, right, TORRY?!?!:, replies aaron frantically, which confused call because he assumed that was implied.

:sure:, says verity noncommittally.

:when will i come back here?: asks call, interrupting aarons red-faced protests with the air of an oblivious man.

:hell if i know:, says verity, :i figure you’ll end up back here eventually.:

call looks at aaron again. holds his hand out tentatively to his friends washed out, ghostly one.

aaron reaches for calls hand, still a little red-cheeked.

his hand dissolves in calls proximity, but they pretend. it will have to do, until call revives them.

call will revive them, thinks aaron. it is hard for aaron to not believe that- to aarons eyes, his own hand is normally colored, nothing out of the ordinary, as is verity’s- but call’s hand is glowing.


I AM CRYING REAL TEARS VOID ANON I LOVE YUO

anonymous asked:

Im sorry im very stupid. I dont exactly know what aromantic is? I know its like only a romantic relation ship but.. You know.

(( for what I know, aromantic people are those who are not exactly into romantic relationships, they just can’t have any kind of romance or that shit, idek

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how many times will i play your games
before you disappear and i’m the only one to blame
well i don’t know
i don’t know…

@ the person going on abt horizontal aggression i got ur ask but tumblr ate it lmao. but regardless a) biphobia is a very real thing and its not monosexual privilege and im not gonna stop saying it because!! bi people are treated like shit from both gay and straight people! it has nothing to do with “"monosexual privilege” its people being shitty to bisexual people bc were supposed to pick a side. im sorry tht u had the experiences u did but i still stand with my original point, because within the queer community u can absolutely get shit for dating the ‘opposite’ gender and all i was trying to do was spread some positivity and remind people that yes!! ur still bisexual even if u date a girl!! i stand by wht i said and that tht girl who commented was wrong.

~Yo this is my first actual headcanon and its a bit fluffy and a bit shit but i really enjoyed writing it so thaNKS FOR WHOEVER SENT ME THIS PROMPT CUZ

- Before the two know the innocent peck phil gave dan as he showed dan for the first time around the geek nest that was his room, has turned into a heated make out session.

-  Shirts discarded, bodies sweaty and the air hot with arousal. Dan is straddling phil’s lap with his arms looped around phil’s neck and knotting in his black hair, phil sitting on the edge of the bed with arms looped lovingly around dan’s lower back. Dan already painfully hard and giddy, mainly on account of him being an awkward inexperienced virgin but also because this was phil, the same phil he’d been idolising, fantasising about, and spilling his heart out to for months.

-  Dan whimpers shyly as his grinding becomes harder and the friction starts to get to him. Phil chuckles and pulls away from dan’s lips to suck at his neck, asking “you okay baby??” Against his hot skin. Dan can just feel his smirk against him and answers “u-uhh huh” his eyes closed and head still in the clouds. Feeling phil’s growing erection under him turning him on more than he thought possible.

-  Phil’s hands move from dan’s lower back to grip his hips and grind them down onto him. Eliciting a loud groan from him. Phil grunts and reconnects their lips. “fuck.. Baby”. Dan grinds harder against him and smiles as phil moans and comes to rest his head in the nook between dan’s head and shoulder.

-  Dan, now overwhelmed with confidence picks up his pace a little. Phil reciprocates by biting his neck. Dan moans somewhat whorishly, the friction gets to him even more and just before he can feel the knot in his stomach build phil bucks up against him and he becomes undone. “fuCK-Agh babybabybaby” he chants, before coming in his skinny jeans. His vision goes white as he whimpers phil’s name shyly for the last time.

-  As soon as he snaps out from his orgasm induced haze and realises that fucking shit i just came in my pants his face turns a bright red and his unravels his hands from phil’s hair and covers his face. So embarrassed he feels he might cry. “Fuckfuckfuck i am so sorry shit i- i don’t even-” cut of by phil’s kind voice as he takes his hands from his face and smiles. Saying “baby its fine” his smile and half hearted chuckle intoxicatingly caring, “you’re 18, its fine, its normal, i don’t care”

-  “you didn’t even get off or anything shit i feel shit im so sorry” dan mutters. Intertwining his hands with phil’s, his face still red with embarrassment. “We do have all weekend” phil replies. And dans face lights up a little. “listen you go have a shower and then we can go see a movie if you want, would you like that?” “okay good idea” dans replies half heartedly as he smiles sheepishly and gets off phil.

-  “i love you” phil smirks as he watches dan grab some clothes from his bag and head to the bathroom

- “i love you too” dan replies, rolling his eyes yet blushing.

SORRY ABOUT THAT SEND ME MORE IF U WANT ME TOO THANKS BRO <3

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so this has been sitting open in sai for the past three weeks and i totally forgot to like do something with it

some delicious ‘Blpak Brand XS Reverse!AU’ in tasty tasty clayjack flavour

im sorry

anonymous asked:

What kind of things does barba say when he's talking dirty during sez?? TBH I think about this more than I should

Ok lots of spanish but more so when hes about to cum! Im so bad at dirty talk but i think it just depends on what kind of mood hes in like when its more romantic he doesnt talk as much and makes moans and whimpers instead but is like “cum for me cariño” “fuck you feel so good wrapped around me” but when hes being dominant he gets so dirty and is also like “youre already dripping for me” or “you love when I fuck you like this don’t you?” and when youre like begging him to fuck you harder hes all like “youre so fucking greedy” GOD IM SO BAD AT DIRTY TALK IM SO SORRY THIS IS SHIT BUT TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS!