*Eva and Drake at the backstage of the tour #WEREMARRIEDANDURNOT including me, J Cole and themselves*
Drake: *breathing heavily* u gon get this dick
Eva: Aubrey:)… we have to perform together in 10 minutes
Drake: Ok and? U and me both know I last 3 minutes so that wont be a problem
Eva: *laughing* Aubrey honey, u last like 15 seconds
Drake: *covers Eva’s mouth with one hand* EVA! *whispers* I know that but what did I tell you about letting me brag about my non-existent skills during tour? The boys are always around and they might hear you!
Eva: Cmon I’m sure they-
*Chubbs comes out from the bathroom laughing and moves past both of them*
Eva: Hey… baby maybe he didn’t hear it
Drake: Did u not see the look he gave me?
Eva: Why are u so ashamed of the truth anyways Aubrey? Its not that bad babe and they’re your friends
Drake: Eva u dont understand they can be very harsh sometimes and we know that im a little emotional-