SALLY: W-What? I, uh, of course, he’s not. SALLY: We are dating. He likes me… Obviously. RUBY: Yeah, I’m sure he likes you. Just as much as you like him. SALLY: Your sarcasm is not needed. IKE: Ruby, can you stop? Filmore doesn’t have a crush on me, I asked him. RUBY: *rolls eyes* because when your crush asks you if you like them, you say yes. IKE: Yeah? RUBY: I can prove it! Remember today?
IKE: Hey, Filmore. FILMORE: … Why are you always wearing a beanie? FILMORE: Oh, I know, your hair probably looks… stupid. IKE: Oh? Well… *takes it off*
FILMORE: What? It looks good! Dude, why are you always hiding your hair? FILMORE: I mean. It’s pretty decent, I guess. IKE: *smiles* Ha, thanks. But I kinda hate my hair.
IKE: *laughs* It’s okay. FILMORE: Really? So… you mean, I can… IKE: Uh, I guess? FILMORE: … What the fuck am I doing? *runs away*
SALLY: You let Filmore touch your hair?! IKE: Sorry, Sally! I’m sure your boyfriend likes touching yours more! SALLY: That’s not it!
SALLY: I hate you, but… maybe… we should, you know… FILMORE: I guess. *whispers* And Ike’s not in our grade anymore anyway- SALLY: *sighs* And he probably doesn’t even like me back… FILMORE: Plus, he’s probably not even gay…
RUBY: So? How did you get together? SALLY: I-It was at a party! Nothing special!
IKE: There’s literally no real reason why they hate each other. RUBY: Yes, there is. IKE: I mean like, nothing happened. You’re right. The reason why you hate each other is because you have too much in common. SALLY: What? IKE: *rolls eyes* It’s obvious! You and Ruby are so alike. You’re two alpha females. RUBY: WHAT?! IKE: Ssh! Anyway, here’s the thing: Sally and Ruby are both outgoing, stubborn and say what’s on their mind. They both like to fight. IKE: When two people like that meet it can just end in trouble *shrugs* IKE: Both of them are also really known in our school. With Sally being head cheer leader and Ruby being probably our biggest trouble maker. RUBY: Well, thank you very much. RUBY: At least I don’t have a crush on Ike.