IKS

I am literally FUCKKing crying rn plEASE GIVE ME DOTM MEGATRON WITH HIS HATCHLINGS CARRYING THEM IN A BABY SLING

@yknow-fuck wHAT IF!!!!!

WHAT IF MEGATRON USED HIS RATTY OLD HOOD-TARP THING AS THE BABY SLING!!!!!

- During the occasional sand storms, he’ll wrap them up in it completely and just deal with the sand storm himself.

- Not all the hatchlings can fit into his hood/baby sling at once so only the lame or too-young-to-walk-properly are carried in it. The rest he carries in his arms.

SALLY: W-What? I, uh, of course, he’s not.
SALLY: We are dating. He likes me… Obviously.
RUBY: Yeah, I’m sure he likes you. Just as much as you like him.
SALLY: Your sarcasm is not needed.
IKE: Ruby, can you stop? Filmore doesn’t have a crush on me, I asked him.
RUBY: *rolls eyes* because when your crush asks you if you like them, you say yes.
IKE: Yeah?
RUBY: I can prove it! Remember today?

(FLASHBACK)

IKE: Hey, Filmore.
FILMORE: … Why are you always wearing a beanie?
FILMORE:  Oh, I know, your hair probably looks… stupid.
IKE: Oh? Well… *takes it off*


FILMORE:  What? It looks good! Dude, why are you always hiding your hair?
FILMORE:  I mean. It’s pretty decent, I guess.
IKE: *smiles* Ha, thanks. But I kinda hate my hair. 

IKE: *laughs* It’s okay.
FILMORE: Really? So… you mean, I can…
IKE: Uh, I guess?
FILMORE: … What the fuck am I doing? *runs away*

(END FLASHBACK)

SALLY: You let Filmore touch your hair?!
IKE: Sorry, Sally! I’m sure your boyfriend likes touching yours more!
SALLY: That’s not it!

SALLY: Uuuh…

(SALLY’S MEMORIES)


SALLY: I hate you, but… maybe… we should, you know…
FILMORE: I guess. *whispers* And Ike’s not in our grade anymore anyway-
SALLY: *sighs* And he probably doesn’t even like me back…
FILMORE: Plus, he’s probably not even gay…

(END MEMORIES)

RUBY: So? How did you get together?
SALLY: I-It was at a party! Nothing special!

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Lauren Cohan of 'The Walking Dead' to guest-star on 'The Mindy Project'
Lauren Cohan was on stage at the Apple Store SoHo in New York City on Tuesday night to talk about the return of The Walking Dead. But she also broke some comedy casting news in the process.

“Cohan will be guest-starring in a two-episode arc in what is described as “a cool, stylish woman who Morgan (Ike Barinholtz) and Jody (Garret Dillahunt) get in a fight over.”

IKE: There’s literally no real reason why they hate each other.
RUBY: Yes, there is.
IKE: I mean like, nothing happened. You’re right. The reason why you hate each other is because you have too much in common.
SALLY: What?
IKE: *rolls eyes* It’s obvious! You and Ruby are so alike. You’re two alpha females.
RUBY: WHAT?!
IKE: Ssh! Anyway, here’s the thing: Sally and Ruby are both outgoing, stubborn and say what’s on their mind. They both like to fight.
IKE: When two people like that meet it can just end in trouble *shrugs* 
IKE: Both of them are also really known in our school. With Sally being head cheer leader and Ruby being probably our biggest trouble maker.
RUBY: Well, thank you very much.
RUBY: At least I don’t have a crush on Ike.