• Lacy: so umm i'm having problems with a guy...
  • Piper: Like his dead body won't fit in a bag kind of problems
  • Annabeth: or you like him kind of problems???
Marecal puns
  • Meanwhile in math class...
  • Cal: geometry is pointless
  • Mare: *facepalm*
  • Cal: you're so mean, haha see what I did there?
  • Mare: Cal..
  • Cal: When the statistics professor and the math professor wrote a cookbook together, they called it 'Pi A La Mode.'
  • Mare: CAL-
  • *teacher starts discussing a problem with a student*
  • Cal: A teacher harshly corrected a student on a math problem. I guess he got schooled.

Ummm I totally forgot that I did this lolllll

Summary of the line of Feanor

Feanor: made like 3 gems. Burned one of his kids

Maedhros: is probably banging his cousin. Part orc???

Maglor: sings. Stole 2 kids

Celegorm: has a dog. Probably banged everyone at this point

Caranthir: money

Curufin: gem dad’s mini me

Amrod: potato

Amras : baked potato

Celebrimbor : gem dad’s grandson. Bad life choices