IDEK what I was thinking about though

london to leeds
(aaron/robert, train meet cute)

inspired by @bartsugsy and the robron bsa massive ;)

Trains from London to Leeds are far too slow. 

Robert’s got a window seat, but even that isn’t enough to kill the boredom. His phone has been on 10% battery for a while now, and the asshole at the table in front won’t let him charge it up. 

There’s also the idiot sitting next to him, who keeps dropping off. They’re not even a half hour into the journey, though it is almost half five so he can probably be forgiven. Still. That doesn’t really excuse the fact that every time the guy starts to fall asleep, his head nods closer and closer to Robert’s shoulder. 

It could be worse, Robert thinks wryly. The guy’s not conventionally attractive, but Robert’s open-minded and it’s not too that late in his life that he can’t learn new things about himself; namely, that beards and the rugged look do it for him. 

He’s contemplating whether to ask the guy to move so he can get a coffee, when the guy’s head finally lands on his shoulder. Robert freezes, doesn’t really know what to do. 

Robert’s self-aware, knows that he can be enough of an asshole to ask the guy to get the hell off, but he’s also been raised right, and can only imagine his mum’s face if he was that rude. 

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Fav moments from “Fitting in (Hogwarts houses)”

I’m rewatching the video while eating a tub of ice cream and squealing because MY SONS ARE SO PURE so I thought I’d make a post about the AMAZING MOMENTS IN THIS VIDEO.

NEVILLE GONNA GIVE YOU UP

thE NEW INTRO FOR THE SANDERS SIDES!!!! I SQUEALED WHEN I SAW IT

L: “How is anyone supposed to take me seriously when your head looks like Barney’s unshaven armpit?”

R: “You could’ve gone with more colors, full rainbow next time!”
T: “Oh, I’m already full rainbow all the time!”
R: *laughing* “You did not!”

ROMAN ASKING WHERE VIRGIL IS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO SEE WHAT VIRGIL THINKS OF HIS HAIR

“PANIC! AT THE EVERYWHERE”

That cute lil voice when Thomas is inviting Virgil up “Virgl, wanna come out? Come out, you wanna see what people think of the hair?”

THAT “Yaaaass boy!” ROMAN DOES WHEN SEEING VIRGIL WITH THE HAIR

THAT FINGER SNAP PATTON DOES WHEN VIRGIL APPEARS WITH THE HAIR

P: “Isn’t good mental health important?”
L: *breathes in* “yEAH”
WHAT EVEN KIND OF SOUND DID LOGAN MAKE IT SOUNDED LIKE A BARN ANIMAL OR SOMETHING I WAS CACKLING

“THE GREAT SELFIE GAMES”

V:”Likes one of those Crayola crayon Halloween packs”
did he really pronounce ‘crayon’ like ‘cran’ i cannot trust him anymore

V:”I’m just trying not to bring the group down here”
P:”You only help to lift me up you sweet and sour, misunderstood shadowling”

ROMAN DEDUCTING THE REASON VIRGIL WANTS TO BLEND IN AND MAKING SURE TO BRING IT TO THE ATTENTION OF THE OTHERS SO THAT HE CAN BE INCLUDED MORE BECAUSE HE CARES ABOUT HIM AAAAAAAHH

That cUTE LITTLE “I know!” FROM ROMAN AFTER LOGAN COMPLIMENTED HIM

“TONKS”

Roman just PULLING UP HIS SWORD WHEN PATTON SPOOKED HIM

Can we just talk about the part where Thomas started explaining Harry Potter to Virgil? Like, we’d assume he knows about it because he’s a part of Thomas but like, ???? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???

Patton’s serious little tangent about the spider.  someone hug my boy and save him from the spiders

R: *calls Logan a nickname*
P: “Ooh! School him!… Don’t be mean, though.”

T:“Pump the breaks, princey!”

CROFTER’S

L:“Dobby decimal system”

T:”Gryffindors are also determined and chivalrous”
V:*whispers*”And this is the one Roman thinks he’s in?”
R:”Uh-yuh doy?” idek how to type the sound he made

L:”Well I don’t think I’m smarter than everyone else… I know I’m smarter than everyone else”

R:”You’re the softest little puffball we got, Padre”
V:”You don’t have to be mean to hi-“
P:”AAAAAWW!!! THANK YOU, ROMAN!”
R:”See?”
V:*is taken back*

R:”What the heckity heck? Five abs and one peck?”

P:”If you keep talking bad about yourself I am going to physically fight you!”
Reminds me of the “I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH FRIENDSHIP” vine (now I need someone to animate/make a comic of that vine but with Patton and Virgil pls)
T:”No, no, that is the opposite of helpful, Patton”
P:”Nobody talks about my child like that”
“MY CHILD”
I’M SCREECHING

P:*does ‘i’m watching you’ gesture towards Virgil*
V:*is taken back*

R:”I’m not evil!”
V:”Says who?”

hTE CUTE LITTLE “oooh! It’s blue!” WHEN PATTON GETS HIS RAVENCLAW HAT

[about why Patton would be a ravenclaw]
R:”Well he’s always coming up with those witty puns!” I’m very glad people realize having a quick wit is essential to the art of punning
L:”You call those witty?”
P:”Well you call those glasses?”
L:”I mean, yes? I’m not sure if you’re implying-”
P:”Well I don’t think they’ll pick up, they don’t have a cell phone! Zing!” *laughs* I really admire this pun cause it took me a second to get it but I when I did, I was like “eY”
L:*breathes out*”Okay, I-I’m gonna walk that off for a second.”

P:”Logan seems more like a Gryffindor!”
R:”Uh, why is that now, Patton?”
P:”’Because he’s my hero”
L:”We 👏 get 👏 it, 👏 you’re 👏 a 👏 dor 👏 a 👏 ble!”
My heart beats for logicality

T:”You don’t all have to be in different houses”
P:”oh,bu, oobu, oh, bu wo, but wouldn’t that be nifty?” I have no idea how to type up the noise he made but it was adorable

PARANAVIGILANT

I’m so glad for this moment because you can tell Roman is really trying his best to be nice to his friend.

P:”Hufflepuffs are also modest!”
V:”Less modest, more self-deprecating”
P:”What’s that?”
V:”I talk bad about myself”
P:*voice cracking*”I will phYSICALLY FIGHT YOU!”

V:”And you are good at finding new ways to insult me”
R:”Nooo! Hey!”
V:”Not this time around, relax, I noticed your effort.”
R:*sighs* “Okay”

PATTON’S ADORABLE LITTLE “Ooooh! I look like a pirate!” GASP WHEN HE WORE THE GRYFFINDOR SHIRT! PATTON IS TOO ADORABLE AAAAAA

T:*points to Virgil*”Good point!… see that” *gesturing towards his finger that’s pointing*”is a really good point to you, also a valid argument, Virgil”

V:”I’m not impartial, and frankly, I’m not very friendly”
P:*softly*”I will fight you*

L:”Thomas, you don’t even watch Game Of Thrones! H-how do you-?”
R:”You should though! It’s sooo good!”
T:”Yeah, I’ve heard!”
Okay but ROMAN WATCHES GAME OF THRONES BUT THOMAS DOESN’T?? ROMAN KNOWS SPANISH BUT THOMAS DOESN’T?? H O W  D O E S  T H I S  W O R K ?? ?? ?? ?

WHEN ROMAN WAS GONNA TRY TO USE A NICKNAME FOR VIRGIL BUT HE DIDN’T WANT TO CALL HIM A MEAN NAME SO HE SAID “VIRGIL” INSTEAD BECAUSE HE’S TRYING VERY HARD TO NOT BE MEAN TO HIS FRIEND

When Patton’s taking off his Hufflepuff cloak and the blinds behind him move a little and IT’S PITCH BLACK OUTSIDE AND WE CAN TELL HOW LATE THEY ALL STAYED UP TO FILM THE VIDEO

T:”Prince 2.0h my goodness!”
P:”Your shoulders were so boring to look at before”
V:*looks up and down Roman*

the teasing “maybeeee” that Patton does when Logan asks if he’s wearing his cat onesie

#LET PATTON WEAR HIS CAT ONESIE 2K17

MY SON IS PURPLE and if you think that ISNT going to be my new header, you are very wrong

the cute little “ooh!” face Roman makes when he sees Virgil’s new outfit

the adORABLE SQUEAL PATTON DOES AT SEEING VIRGIL’S OUTFIT AND THEN THE WAY HIS SQUEAL TURNS INTO A COUGH AND ROMAN JUST ASKS “You good, Patton?” and Patton’s just, “I got over-excited”

R:”That is magnificent”
V:*smirks and sighs*
R:”How you’ve managed to become even angstier”
V:”Oh, okay.” *shoulders sag*
R:”Nonono! If that’s what you want to rock then you rock it, sir! Who needs a Hogwarts house when you have your own hog-wild style! I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore.”
V:”Yeah, it is uh, pretty hog wild.” *snorts* MY PRECIOUS SON SNORTING IS MY NEW FAVE THING

L:”I say we can call it a day, we’re done swapping looks”
R:”And talking books!”
L:”I prefer reading on a nook”
R:”That response has me shook”
P:”Would you look at the time on the… clook”

R:”Boy, it’s a good thing that all this Harry Potter merchandise is just a figment of Thomas’ imagination that he can just freely conjure up!”
L:”Oh I know, could you imagine how much money one would have to spend in order to have all these things for one simple video?”
R, L, and P: *laughing*
V:*looks at camera like he’s on the office*
L:”Crofters”

it’s sad when relationships fall apart. it’s sad, it’s really sad. i hate seeing two people who once loved each other walk by each other like nothing ever happened. i hate seeing their old pictures erased from their facebook walls and i hate how they don’t know the stuff about the other anymore. like what music they listen to or what their favourite subject at school is now. it’s like what was the point if it was going to end?

but i think that’s life. or at least, that’s what i’ve learned. i think you meet people and for a time, they are the love of your life. romantically or otherwise. you love the shit out of them. yet even those relationships are susceptible to falling apart sometimes. and that happens. and it sucks and it hurts, but it happens.

so to the me in 2017… i hope you meet a lot of new people or old people become your new favourite people and that you have the time of your life with them. they’re not all going to stick around, but that doesn’t mean that time is worthless.

i hope you never let someone harden yourself to the point where you shut yourself off from people, but i hope you learn your lessons. i hope you find the ability to move on from the past even though that’s your biggest struggle. i hope you can let go. i really do. please. let go.

—  // lily rose.

I was tagged by @silver9mm and @nerdygeekypastrychef to name what three fictional characters I’m the most like.

This went around a while ago on Facebook I think and it’s the absolute hardest thing ever. In fact, I think I had to make @dollyluxe do it for me because I can never ever decide. It’s too noisy in my brain.

Today though, this is what y’all get.

Mike Wheeler

  • Reluctant ringleader
  • Supportive boy
  • The mom friend™️
  • G E E K
  • Solution oriented
  • Friends become family
  • A good listener
  • Gets crushes too easily
  • Creativity has RULES
  • Can’t move on
  • Salty as fuckkkk
  • Backtalk/eyeroll champion
  • Always tries to do the right thing
  • Possessive of his loves
  • Stubborn

Tenth Doctor

  • Always smiling and talking because otherwise he might cry
  • Loves traveling
  • In love with the universe and all the creatures in it
  • Too optimistic for his own good
  • Looks better in glasses
  • Know-it-all
  • Feels guilty all the time but hides it super well
  • Gets too attached
  • Hugs EVERYONE
  • Sassy AF
  • So excited by learning
  • Obsessed with EVERYTHING
  • Full of hope and determination
  • Never shuts up
  • Can’t say goodbye
  • Bisexual

Quentin Coldwater

  • Uncomfortable extrovert
  • Doubts his own talent, intelligence and sanity 10K times a day
  • Fakes it till he makes it
  • Rambles and rambles
  • Not nearly as self obsessed as he seems
  • Pines like it’s an Olympic sport
  • Depressed
  • Surrounded by people but only a few true friends
  • Good at passing tests
  • Wants his friends to be happy
  • Everyone hates him but he hates himself more
  • Resentful of literally everyone and everything
  • Wants to be good at everything (without trying)
  • Doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing ever

The trend is geeky, overly emotional, salty, bisexuals. Apparently?

Originally posted by saintalia

Originally posted by mizgnomer

Originally posted by margothegreat

PS: I’m tagging @dollyluxe @homo-pink @saltandbyrne @hellhoundsprey @clearlylostmymind and anyone else who feels like subjecting themselves to this! Lol

strawberryjupiter  asked:

Are there any scenes in sailor moon that you don't like?

it depends on what canon we’re talking about, honestly.

90s anime? GOD YES.

manga? not too many. a few though.

crystal? a few as well.

specifically in the manga i could have lived without the black lady/mamoru kiss. i get why it happened, still didnt think it was necessary.

crystal i hate that they took away venus destroying beryl with the sword. 

idek where to start with my dislike of the 90s anime lol 

For @abloodneed because I love him and he needs it:

It’s a cold night, dry for now, but it smells like snow and Alec can see his breath fogging the air in front of his face. Magnus seems almost entirely unaffected by the weather, gesturing with his usual enthusiasm as they walk down the street (they’re on their way back from dinner, and Alec hadn’t been able to resist when Magnus suggested they walk; he knows the sooner they get back to Magnus’s the sooner this date will be over, and he wants every minute with him he can get) but Alec has both hands stuffed in his pockets and is hunching his shoulders, as if that will protect him from the gentle but freezing wind. He hadn’t thought about needing gloves when he left the Institute, or a scarf, and his jacket isn’t really warm enough for this weather by itself. He edges closer to Magnus, hoping to absorb some of his warmth by proximity, and Magnus bumps their shoulders together gently. Alec feels warmth radiate through him from that point of contact, and, impulsively, slips his hand out of his pocket and catches Magnus’s hand, lacing their fingers together. Magnus turns to him, and smiles, and for the first time since they stepped outside Alec can’t feel the cold at all.

[REDACTED]

you’ll have to forgive me. i wrote this really fast and also forgot about the fact that jack wasn’t actually wearing socks. D:


Jack’s stamina is impressive…. but Bitty would appreciate seeing it applied to something other than helping him study for French.

They manage to make it through all of Bitty’s flashcards twice before the cassoulet is done. They make it through another seven as they wait for it to cool and set the table. Then, the moment the dishes are in the dishwasher and the leftovers have been packed away nice and neat into perfectly labeled tupperware containers, Jack reaches into his pocket and pulls them out again.

Jack,” Bitty says, frustrated.

Jack looks back at him, all wide-eyed innocence.

Bitty huffs, rolls his eyes, and just barely avoids outright stomping on his way out to the living room where he throws himself (rather dramatically) onto the couch. He completes the whole thing with an arm artfully draped over his face. He is the picture perfect image of despair. He is the textbook definition of suffering. He is also in the midst of what his moomaw would call a ‘hissy fit’.

He feels the couch dip at his feet before Jack lifts them into his lap, where he starts to knead at one of Bitty’s heels with a firm grip. Bitty tries very hard not to moan. He’s only partially successful.

“Come on, Bits,” Jack says in a voice that Bitty already knows will be his downfall. “You’re… starting to get it?”

Bitty hears the hesitation and lifts his arm enough to peer out at Jack with one baleful eye. Jack offers him a lopsided grin and then shrugs before adding, “Kinda?”

“Ugh,” Bitty says, lowering his arm.

“Just a few more, alright? And then we can…”

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  • Anakin: lol Padme and I aren't married haha funny you should think that
  • Obi-Wan: whAT Satine and I have zero romantic connection ABSOLUTELY zero and we don't care about each other AT ALL even though she really looks beautiful a lot and is incredibly smart and admirable and wonderful and i mean,,, anyway what's a satine is that a fabric or something idek what you're talking about
i will wait

duotoned answered: tony disappearing for days to plan the perfect proposal, but steve knows and patiently waits because he knows tony wants it to be perfect

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this a full-on sap-fest of epic proportions - thank you duotoned, i think this fit the bill just so

It only takes Steve thirty-five hours to realize something is happening.

Considering the unpredictability of their lives, that’s pretty good.

It starts like this.

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anonymous asked:

kagami's s/o meeting his dad for the first time?? there's so little fic that addresses his family life and it makes me so ; O ; (whether this is fluff or angst is 10000% up to you!!!)

[idek i think they’re both kinda dorky]

“Sorry we’re late, Dad.” Kagami rumbles. “There was a lot of traffic.” 

“It’s fine, Taiga.  I should’ve told you guys that I was free earlier - I’m well aware of what you kids get up to these days.” All the implications are there in his voice, and it doesn’t help that Kagami’s father is wagging his eyebrows suggestively. 

Dad,” Kagami chokes, face flushed. Even though he’s pretty casual about anything sex related, having grown up in America, and not that it actually is the reason as to why you guys are not -  this is still his father talking. You’re standing beside Kagami, amused at the awkward banter between them. 

His father notices you for the first time, a warm smile breaking out on the older man’s face as he extends his arm out to you. 
“You must be the ____-san I keep hearing so much about,” He greets when you offer him your hand for a firm handshake. “It’s so lovely to be finally meeting you. I just wanted to say thank you for putting up with him.” 

This earns an exasperated ‘hey!’ from Kagami, and you chuckle at how Kagami’s father was nothing like how you’d expected him to be.

“It’s nice to finally meet you too, sir.” Your respond, returning his smile. You dart a quick glance at Kagami before cheekily adding: “He’s quite a handful, but nothing I can’t handle.” 

“Hm, well, glad to hear it. I’m just so pleased that our Taiga’s finally gotten off his ass to find someone.” He cuts off to glance at his wristwatch, before continuing. “I’d ask him to do the honours, but knowing my boy, he’d probably forget - so I’m just cutting out the middleman. Besides, wouldn’t want his mother to be disappointed or anything.”

“I’m sorry?” You blink, brows furrowing. You’re pretty sure it’s not just you - everything Kagami’s father had said after checking his watch had made no sense. 

“You both are invited to family dinner this Saturday, of course! 6pm sharp. Taiga’s mother is just dying to meet you!” His father beams at you, completely oblivious to the fact that Kagami had gone completely still. “Oh - and Taiga, apparently your Aunty will be in town this weekend too. What a nice coincidence - ____-san will be able to meet the whole family!” 

You already feel the nerves knotting in your stomach - and judging from Kagami’s wide-eyed expression, he wasn’t expecting this impromptu dinner invitation either. 

“Dad,” He tries. “Don’t you think it’s a little too early to be -”

“- Oh crap, look at the time! I’ve got a meeting to attend in fifteen minutes. Sorry kids, but I’m going to run ahead first. It was lovely meeting you, ____-san! Don’t forget: Saturday at six, okay?” His father offers you both a little wave before disappearing, quickly scurrying off behind a corner. 

You turn to see that Kagami has gone white as a sheet.

“Hey, ____.” He croaks. “How do you feel about running away?”

“If you’re gonna say that, at least use the term ‘tactical retreat’,” You mutter, your stomach still churning with unease. “It sounds so much more dignified that way.” 

Kagami flashes an uncharacteristically shy smile. “You don’t have to, you know. I can always tell them -”

“Don’t be silly. I’d have to meet them sooner of later, anyway. Your mum’s cooking better be as nice as you say it is.” 

Finished watching Le Visiteur Du Futur, want to talk about it. But everything I see is in French, SURPRISE, tough luck, haha.

Most of all, I want to talk about Stella and Clothilde being an endgame. I thought Clothilde’s affection was just one of gags, so totally haven’t seen it coming. Aaaaand, after their last scene, I’m shipping it. Hard.

Even though I think that there’s no real love in their marriage. Especially because there’s no real love. Yet.

I love pretend relationship / arranged marriage tropes in fanfics. I like it when characters don’t have special feelings for each other, but they get to know their “other half” and slowly fall in love. And that’s what I see in Clothilde/Stella. IDEK if there’s a name for this ship, because, well, FRENCH. Even if there’s a fandom, I wouldn’t find anything, because I don’t know the language %DD

So, back to my girls.

Their marriage is pretty much arranged, it’s obvious.

Clothilde is attracted to Stella sexually, but she doesn’t see anything else in her in the beginning. When she desides to marry Stella, the main reason is her not wanting to be left alone. Also, Stella’s last name.

And Stella doesn’t even like the idea of them doing sexy stuff, even thinking about it makes her feel uncomfortable. But she doesn’t want to go back home, where she has nothing exept a guy she doesn’t actually love. And she sees Clothilde is okay. So from being in a place she doesn like with a person she doesn’t love and being in a place she enjoys with a person she doesn’t love, Stella chooses the second option. My girl ♥

So, they don’t feel anything really special for each other. But they both are kinda alike. Both are a bit insecure, for different reasons. Both are lonely. And they understand each other, for sure. And they like each other at least as friends (with benefits, for Clothilde :D)

And I think they are actually perfect for each other. Give them some time, and I believe they become a real couple.

Honestly, I’d read the hell out of a fic about Stella and Clothilde trying to live as a couple, taking care about each other, day by day, finding themselves thinking about their spouse more, starting to feel more and more attracted. Worrying that for other spouse nothing is changing. Being married, loving each other, but not knowing that they are loved back.

Until one day, suddenly they understand everything.

Well, now I just need to forget I posted this, so I can respect myself again someday, lol

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Death is the mother of beauty,“ said Henry.
"And what is beauty?”
“Terror.”
“Well said,” said Julian. “Beauty is rarely soft or consolatory. Quite the contrary. Genuine beauty is always quite alarming.”
I looked at Camilla, her face bright in the sun, and though of that line from the Iliad I love so much, about Pallas Athene and the terrible eyes shining. 
“And if beauty is terror,” said Julian, “then what is desire? We think we have many desires, but in fact we have only one. What is it?”
“To live,” said Camilla.
“To live forever,” said Bunny, chin cupped in palm.
The teakettle began to whistle. 

Okay, so these were the characters from a comic I was working on all last semester - a 1920s version of Beauty and the Beast, which I may or may not post here in the future. It didn’t get to be quite as fleshed out as I wanted (I half-want to make a longer version…then again, I sorta don’t. Lol), but the implication at the end was that the Beast doesn’t change back in the end and they’re both okay with that. The Beast (still haven’t given him a proper name; “Amicus” was a placeholder) was a big furry monster a long time ago, but his fur and parts of his skin just kinda fell out because he was getting so old (but still immortal, somehow???? Idek). He was fun to draw, with his gorilla skull head and Rasputin hands.

My problem with BatB, even though it’s my favorite fairy tale and I’ve seen and read so many versions, is that the ending is a cop-out. It undermines the whole point of the story’s message - “Love someone for who they are on the inside and not what they look like…but then you’ll get a physically handsome prince in the end, so never mind.” Yeah, no. And I get it - people don’t want to think about the idea of a woman and a monster getting together because they see some inherent bestiality. Well, I dunno, the Beast is always a pretty sentient, conscious, and self-aware creature with his own thoughts, ideas, and feelings, things most animals are not, at least not in the way people are. So, again, I’m not sure if it makes me a freak for wanting a story to stick to its premise (or being turned into a teratophile, or whatever), but there it is, I guess.

does anyone else think that those posts Michael makes saying like “thought of you” and “reminds me of you” aren’t lowkey for someone he’s with but like for us???? like this boy genuinely cares about each of us as individuals and idek about you guys but every time he does post something like that i smile and it makes me feel loved I think that’s what his intention is with those captions to make sure each of us feel special and loved even if it’s just for a minute

michael clifford genuinely loves each one of us and you will never be able to tell me otherwise sorry not sorry

pretty disappointed in Mayim Bialik’s comments on Ariana Grande like out of all of the things you could possibly talk about you decide to talk about how a 21 year old woman wasn’t wearing enough clothes for you on her album cover and the age old “ugh if she’s talented why does she have to show her body off?”. I can write a paper on how problematic that is. What hella annoyed me though was her saying “I don’t want my sons learning about sex from billboards”. I mean 1. the album cover was tasteful 2. teach your sons about sex yourself and to have respect for all women no matter what they wear. A woman’s body does not have anything to do with sex!! If your sons see a woman in a crop top and shorts and think “wow sex” then whose fault is that really?

Our new challenge is that this universe is bigger than the Avengers,” explains Scarlett Johansson. “There’s a school of thought that it needs oversight and management, some kind of ground rules. That seems logical – though Cap and I have had a bad experience with ‘The Man’, so to speak.” The sticking point for Natasha is Bucky. “Barnes is a total wildcard. He can’t really be trusted because he’s been psychologically compromised. He still poses a threat. I think that’s how Natasha would see it.
—  Scarlett Johansson talking about Captain America: Civil War (from Empire Magazine)