Oops, day late with this one. Happy belated birthday, America!


Good morning. In less than an hour,aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences any more. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Fourth of July. And you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution. But from annihilation. We’re fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice,“We will not go quietly into the night!” “We will not vanish without a fight!” “We’re going to live on!” “We’re going to survive!” Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!“


Happy Independence Day

It’s just not a proper Independence Day without President Bill Pullman delivering his career defining performance.

This astonishing photo was taken this morning in New York City.

Clearly showing a UFO, it’s suddenly impossible to deny the reality of flying saucers, which had until today never been seen so clearly in a photograph or video.

“This is a momentous day,” said President Obama, “Today we have the first unquestionable proof that we are not alone in the universe.” Carl Sagan agreed, stating, “One of the greatest questions ever asked was answered today in a resounding yes!”

But not everyone is so happy about the fantastic discovery, many alarmists are suggesting that the world may soon be at war with the aliens, or that the aliens may invade and take our jobs. Mayor Bill de Blasio has joined the pessimistic crowd in demanding Manhattan be evacuated, an event he said would also benefit the city by giving it a chance to “Air out for a while”.

But for now, the saucer looms overhead and all efforts at communication have been unsuccessful. More on this breaking story as it develops, exclusively on FIJMU.

Best speech by a US President ever?? Maybe! It’s at LEAST in the top 5.

President Thomas J. Whitmore sure knows how to rally the troops, doesn’t he?

Happy 4th to my fellow USA'ers! And a happy regular Friday to the rest of you out there in the world.


Happy birthday, America!