Jason Todd as a boyfriend head cannon

Headcannon that Jason Todd is a super supportive and amazing boyfriend.

- He is worried that you will leave because of his night job.

- When you do find out, he almost cries when you decide to stay

- The best dinners ever like instead of taking you out he cooks dinner in the apartment

- When he finds out anyone makes unwanted advances towards you, they are lucky if they walk away with just a few bruises.

- He waits till you are gone though because he is too much of a gentlemen to beat him up in front of you

- Yet he still is impress when you take a swing at a male who called you a unwanted name.

- He does the cleaning in the home

- He wants better for you and always tell you that you can leave and he wouldn’t blame you

- He always questions why you are with him but you just remind him it’s because you love him

- He never thought anyone would love him

- First person besides the outlaws who knew about you was Alfred

- In fact Alfred knew about you months before the batfamily did

- You can bet though once they found out they bugged Jason non-stop to meet you

An observation on Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends.

Mrs. Foster did not give up her imaginary friend. That’s a thing established in the first episode. Frankie is also her granddaughter. So this means at some point a man fell in love with a young Mrs. Foster and had to ask her mother, father, and a giant talking rabbit for permission to marry her. 

My father had a bad temper.
I swore to myself I would never marry a man that would get so mad his heartbeat would be pounding and so would his fist.
So I should’ve known when all the blood rushed to your face and your veins became more prominent.
But I couldn’t see this, I was blinded by my love for you.
—  v.m

So I hate Mountain Dew. I think it’s disgusting. It’s gross to me. I can’t drink it. I gag if I do.

My fiancee, Alex, likes Mountain Dew and that’s fine. He can drink it with no problem. That’s a difference of taste and opinion. That is nothing something that would ruin our relationship. 

But if Alex came home and starting agreeing with Nazis, I would call off our engagement in a heartbeat.

Nazis are supporting literal genocide of Jewish people and they have no love for black people either. Why would I marry a man who agreed with people like that? That isn’t an opinion, that’s just pure hate with facts backing it up. Bigotry is harmful, it gets people killed, it hurts people and it’s dangerous.

Stop saying we hate Nazis because we have a different opinion.

Pride and Prejudice AU where everything is the same except people say “fuck” constantly

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a fuck.”

“Shut the fuck up, Lydia.”

“You are, Mr. Darcy, the last man in the fucking world I would marry.”

“I take no leave of you, Miss Bennet, I send no fucks to your mother. I am most fucking displeased.”

“Far be it for me, dear sister, to depreciate such pleasures. But I confess they would have no charms for me. I should infinitely prefer a fuck.”


It always comes as a surprise to me when I see myself on the screen, or read something that identifies me as a star. When I was a little girl, I always worried that no one would ever love me, and that I would never find a man willing to marry me. My nose wasn’t pretty and I was terribly thin. I was sickly too, with asthma and quite miserable about my prospects… But at least, I was lucky I got off the shelf. Audrey Hepburn


Hey, we beat up some dancers.

Ginny Weasley is not a reason to hate Drarry, a poem with no form by me

Once upon a time two wizards fell in love,
but this left us with a conundrum we loathe;
who would be the one to make Ginny happy?
I ask with the risk of sounding too sappy

Maybe it’s Pansy Parkinson, the forbidden fruit;
Or even Luna Lovegood, I would marry her if I could;
Perhaps Blaise is your man, to me it sounds like a plan;
And what about Longbottom? I wouldn’t let go if I got him;
Even Dean could fit right in, no one is as invested as him

She might even want to be left alone…
(nothing wrong with not getting some)

But please don’t try to invalidate Drarry
just because Ginny wouldn’t end up with Harry
I showed you evidence her life would know joy
even if he ended up with Draco Malfoy

(inspired by this)

The Best Man
  • Minho: Hey Newt, if you and Y/N get married, would I be your best man?
  • Newt: No.
  • Minho: What? why!
  • Newt: Because knowing you, you'd try to outshine the groom and even he bride.
  • Minho: Hey, it's not my fault I was born with perfect features!
  • Newt: Right.. Still a No.
  • Minho: You know, in that case, Thomas can't be the best man either! Y/N finds him way too pretty!

C: A month and some weeks ago, I had made a visit to a psychic who is a woman that several of my relative swear by. She told me that I would meet the man that I will eventually marry and start a family with next month. I will meet him thanks to my friends. If she is right… I feel a sense of trepidation. This guy will be the first man I’ve been with since my late fiancé, who passed over ten years ago. IDK. I feel like that time has sailed for me when it comes to love even though I’m 33. I’m nervous.

i headcanon miranda as someone who struggles with english, which further adds to how nervous she is during social interactions. i also think she’d have a heavy german accent.

this would further explain why marie is so comforting to her; he can speak english better than she can and helps her with words she doesn’t know how to say

legend has it even inspector howard link helped miranda improve her pronunciation during downtime on missions - no one can tell he has an accent except when he starts yelling at allen walker

anonymous asked:

o h m y g o d I thought that Matt was Pidge's father for a second and I was like ?? what?? why would you ship this married man who has a family and two kids with shiro??? ???? ?? and when I realised the 'macintosh vaperwave song' literally blasted in my head I hate myself

This is the funniest thing I’ve been blessed with today