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Harlequin rasboras

Is anyone interested in 4 harlequin rasboras to add to their school? I’ve realized that since I’m graduating in about 6 months (woo!) I’ll have a hell of a time moving with 2 tanks, especially since I don’t have a set plan with where I’m moving. And upkeep of a school is a bit too much for me right now.
So I’m thinking about deconstructing the taller 20 and just having the 20 long.
I need to find a home for the rasboras though. I’ll let them go for free (I may need a little help paying for shipping if that ends up happening), and send their omega one flake food along with. I’m unsure of their ages because they were rescues to begin with, but they seem to be quite healthy. I think they’re 3 males and a female but I’m not quite sure, they’re very zippy. They were tank mates to Sulu, who was very sick, but they’ve shown no signs of illness at all, though I wouldn’t recommend adding them into your school without an additional quarantine.
They’re super cute and fun and I do like them a lot, but I think solo fish like bettas fit much better in my somewhat unsure lifestyle right now.
Send me an ask if you’re interested! Thanks so much.

Heph died alone.
Thorin died in Bilbo arms.
Sherlock died in front of John’s eyes and came back when he was about to get married with the wrong person.

Why are all my ships deep down in suffering and disgrace? Why can’t just one of them simply get married, adopt 3 kids and live happily ever after in a small house with a white fence?
Yes John and Sherlock I’m talking to you because at least you’re alive!

anonymous asked:

001 | send me a ship: milathos

when I started shipping it if I did:

Well before the TV series. XD I’ve always liked Milady (I may have a thing for that type of character, especially ladies arguably dicked over by historical attitudes), but I think the (gloriously terrible) Disney flick probably started shipper wheels spinning. The Stage Entertainment musical cemented it (it softens Milady’s motivations considerably, which was intriguing), and so I came into BBC primed and ready to ship these two come hell or high water.

my thoughts:

Oh god. I could write pages and pages about this. But I’m on my phone so I won’t, and will just point at my fic instead because I think that says a lot about what I think of these two. XD

What makes me happy about them:

Chemistry. Subtext. The roil of emotions. The potential. (And the way the actors handle all that because it is so damned good.)

What makes me sad about them:

What-ifs and what could have been. The regrets between these two could drown the sea some days, and the fact that most of it stems from a lack of communication only makes it more tragic. (I do love me some angst, though, so it makes me sad and happy all at once. I have problems. XD )

things done in fanfic that annoys me:

Simplification, more than anything else. These two are complicated as hell, with a veritable gordian knot of emotions tangled up between them, and the idea that it can be distilled down to loving or hating each other as simply as that just doesn’t work for me. Easy solutions, because it’s not an easy situation by any means.

things I look for in fanfic:

Characterisation. Complexity of emotion, as pursuant to the above. A nice helping of angst because these two practically need it. Banter and conflicted feels and not really talking but still communicating, even if it’s only in what goes unspoken when they’re sassing at each other.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

I’m not, honestly. >_> Which is not at all normal for me; I’m not usually in the “this and ONLY EVER this ship”, but I honestly can’t wrap my brain around these two being romantically involved with anyone else. Sexually is a different matter, maybe attempts and dalliances, but I firmly hold to that “bound together” notion expressed in the show – they’ll always circle back.

(Or at least, I don’t think I’d buy them in the kind of stable relationships this question implies without a lot of therapy – and even then it’s a tough sell for me. XD )

My happily ever after for them:

Understanding. I don’t think things will ever be easy, because there’s too much past history and differences of opinion, but I think that with time they’d be able to find common ground and from there some form of reconciliation. Above all else, I think “happily ever after” would be reaching the point where they can communicate – everything else flows from there.

who is the big spoon/little spoon:

Athos would be the bigger spoon – it goes hand in hand with that outdated chivalric notion of protecting his lady. That said, it never lasts long – they’re both too much combat veterans to ever sleep without the ability to be armed and stabby within fractions of a second. (Side-by-side cuddling is much more viable since it doesn’t involve the same amount of entanglement. Even that doesn’t come quickly after the years, but once they’ve reached the point where touching while asleep is viable again – and look at those flashbacks and tell me there wouldn’t be cuddling of some sort XD – then there’s contact maintained even over space, even if it’s something as small as fingers touching. It’s an anchor that reminds them this is real.)

what is their favorite non-sexual activity:

Bickering? Bickering is good. XD Bickering with each other is practically how these two communicate, and it’s definitely how they flirt. Aaaaaaaaaaaall the bickering.

anonymous asked:

Hi n_n Can you make a post of how exo would react to you wanting to cuddle with them? (rainy and cold day<3) thank you!

Sure!

Xiumin

*He’d get all quiet and smiley, but would agree right away*

Luhan

“Alright, boys! Get the Hell out! It’s snuggle time!”

Kris

*would be more than happy to, until he realizes just how awkward it is with the height difference and his giant ass limbs getting in the way*

Suho

“Aw, you’re so cute! How could I say no to that?” 

Lay

“I’M ON MY WAY-wait, where the fuck am I?”

Baekhyun

“Really? Just cuddle? But that’s so boring! Can’t we play video games or something?”

Chen

*All is nice a calm until you accidentally touch his skin with a freezing hand. Then all hell breaks loose*

Chanyeol

*Can’t stop giggling, and is totally ruining the mood*

Kyungsoo

*Turns into a soft, lovable squish* 

Tao

*Tries to entertain himself once you’ve nodded off*

Kai

*Gets all shy and fuzzy inside when you nuzzle into him like a puppy*

Sehun

*Get’s really sleepy, and will probably get cranky if anyone interrupts*



There we go! Hope you like it :)

                                               -Em.

PHANDOM READ PLEASE

Guys i know we all ship phan and all but theres a line ok? Theres a line in shipping, because maybe one day Dan and Phil wont be together anymore because of all the phangirls who are making them uncomfortable, and TBVH i ship Phan but i really believe everything about them is just a really great Friendship we need to take note of their feelings too, there was a Younow of dan where someone asked, Hey dan do you miss phil? And he had to make a really long and complicated speech that barely even said he did, it just meant that he wasnt comfortable at all boldy saying Hell Yeah I miss my Best Friend, because he knows the phandom would go crazy I think we need to chill out on all the stuff but its just my opinion i guess..

Totally not hating HAHAHAH just stating what i feel cuz Tumblr, im gonna regret this but whatevr no going back now :D

kibuto asked:

Nanami

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with: Hm. Sort of Jowy, sort of Luc, sort of with Kinnison because I read a fic and I am weak. But I don’t really ship her definitively with anyone. 

favorite friendship: Kyaro Trio!

general opinions: I love Nanami! She is a very realistic character, I think. In my opinion it’s a good character if you can love them but still hate some of the things they do, and some of the things she does to Riou make me side-eye her really hard. But at her core, she’s a genuinely good person and funny as hell and a sixteen-year-old girl who was thrown into a really bad situation very suddenly, so while I may not like her decisions I can easily understand where she’s coming from. And she has one of the best introduction scenes I’ve ever seen.

anonymous asked:

Hello! I just recently got into exo, and I really like them. I was wondering if you could recommend me some exo blogs? They can be funny, or just pictures, and ships don't really matter. Thank you if you do! : )

ok fair warning: get out while you can, RUN!!!! joining this fandom is a one way ticket to hell

but yeah ok here’s some nice blogs (these are just a few… most of them are kyungsoo and/or jongin):

fy-exo lobbu-lobbu kyungnini kyungsoosbumhole luhtella banhsoo tubeey jonginssoo kyvngsoo kairamelo huang-shit-tao cumgodkai exorgy yourbiaslikesitrough

archaeomedic asked:

Put a ship in my ask meme: the 100: clexa, bellarke, princess mechanic, doctor mechanic and linctavia ;)

clexa 

vomit / dont ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

bellarke

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

princess mechanic

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell (I cant even HELP IT)

doctor/mechanic (aka. my babes, loves of my life)

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

linctavia

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

anonymous asked:

tbh I don't ship braven at all but I'm such trash for you fics that I'm probably gonna read all of their scenes in stau in their entirety and forget that I don't ship them for a little while

n i c e

i look forward to dragging you into braven hell

anonymous asked:

im curious...why do you ship j jonah jameson/venom?

because I’m traaaaaaaaaash

seriously I don’t ship them in like a lovey way I ship them in a total trash party way and it’s all because I am trash and I have always been trash

when I was a kid I was hella into spiderman comics so there is an issue probably some time in the late 90s/early 2000s where venom kidnaps jameson and ties him up in an abandoned building and gets like super close to him and threatens to suck his brain out of his left nostril and it’s terrible but that hella worked for like 8 year old me okay

that was like, formative to me

I read that and I was like yesssssss tie him up and threaten him with invasive gruesome bodily harm I am here for this

*crawls into a hole in shame*

fierypotatogirl asked:

lamoot

ok / hot damn / i will ship them in hell

i’m …….. i …. where’s that gif of her looking far too attractive pressing him up against the wall.

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Homura cosplay and Kyubey backpack for sale 💖

Comes with black undershirt, Jacket, back bow, and neck bow (that are safety pinned) and her skirt.

I seriously loved this cosplay but sadly won’t be cosplaying her ever again (gotta cosplay other magical girls… Or maybe even some magical guys ;3 )

The cosplay is 85 dollars + shipping
The bag is 30 dollars + shipping
If you buy everything it will be 105 dollars + shipping


The bag is small but I actually fit a lot in there. At one point I had my dsxl, phone and my huge wallet.


I got this custom made for me but it can be altered. When got here and it was a bit big so I safety pinned the hell out of it.

These are the measurements I gave them.

Height: 5 feet 5 inches
Weight: 150 pounds
Bust/Chest: 38 inches
Waist: 37 inches
Hip: 41 inches
shoulder width: 18 inches
Pants/skirt length : 19 inches

anonymous asked:

westallen

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

I’m literally such a sucker for the ‘secretly in love with my best friend’ trope. And Barry and Iris are both just awesome. 

Thanks!

Send me a ship!