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anonymous asked:

Do you think the paladins celebrated holidays on the ship?

Yes!!! I do!!!

  • I think that one of them probably brought up holidays or birthdays at one point and everyone’s just like :/ because who the hell knows how much time has passed.
  • So Coran (who can probably sympathize, what with having lost his entire culture and all) works with Pidge and Hunk to figure out what time it is back on Earth. And a year has passed so they’re just like, well I guess we should throw everyone a collective birthday party.
  • So they do and everyone gets in on it, buying each other gifts and stuff at your local Space Mall™ and Allura sets aside a day for everyone to take a break because, hell if they don’t need one.
    • Coran and Hunk bake the ultimate birthday ‘cake’ which isn’t as much a cake as it is a bunch of alien ingredients cooked to resemble a cake. Hunk still manages to make it taste good because he’s the galaxy’s #1 chef.
    • They spend the whole day talking about their birthdays back on earth and stuff.
      • “I can’t believe Shiro’s six.”
      • They offer to throw Keith like 10 more parties once he reveals that he didn’t really have any until he met Shiro and became his honorary brother.
      • Lance almost cries when he’s talking about his family and everyone gathers him into a collective group hug.
    • Allura and Coran are #confused.
      • “Why would humans celebrate their birthday every year? That seems like an awful lot of trouble to celebrate a person’s life that often.” “…” “How long you you think people live?” “Hold on, how long do Alteans live?!”
  • After that, they keep track of Earth’s calendar and proceed to celebrate big holidays.
  • On Halloween…
    • Lance is just, “Exactly how mad at me do you think Allura would be if I went and knocked on everyone’s door on this next planet and asked for food.”
      • Needless to say, the others keep an eye on him the whole day.
    • They do end up finding a bunch of the alien equivalent of sweets but Shiro steals half of them because Halloween is his thing and he has a serious sweet tooth.
      • The others devise a plan to take them back but Pidge gets away with the loot and hides it and the candy is never to be found again. (It’s in the vents).
  • Christmas…
    • Of course they buy each other gifts cause why not. It’s adorable.
      • Both Keith and Lance buy each other two gifts. One is really thoughtful and sweet and the other is a cheap gift that they give while everyone’s exchanging gives. They give the meaningful ones to each other secretly because they don’t want the others to tease them.
    • Mistletoe.
      • Allura has no idea what it is and Shiro is flustered.
      • Everyone conspires to get Keith and Lance under the mistletoe but it doesn’t work and everyone’s disappointed until Keith lets it slip that Lance already pulled that trick on him when they were walking to breakfast.
  • New Years…
    • They all sit down together in the control room and Pidge and Hunk hook up a timer and they all watch it count down. When it hits zero there’s this moment of silence because as much as they’re glad that Earth has survived another year, they want more than anything to be there.
  • And because I can’t let anything end on a sad note, Allura and Coran show the Paladins a bunch of holidays that Altea celebrated. It’s such a bittersweet thing but it’s so amazing to see these memories coming to life before them. Even if the lovely elegance and extravagance of an Altean celebration dissolves into lighthearted fun and laughter, it reminds them that they have a new family. And as strange as it might be, it’s a wonderful thing to be a part of.

anonymous asked:

What allows you to keep shipping Gillovny now she's with someone else? Just stop

I ship Gillovny in the name of all the tweets Gillian and David have exchanged in the last few years.
I ship them in the name of all the comic cons and tv shows they did looking coupley as hell.
I ship Gillovny in the name of Especially one of you, Successful old married couple, and All that’s left is the heart.
I ship them in the name of Cutting Room and making out session on stage.
I ship them in the name of My very own David Duchovny, Smart sexy funny, When I die I’ll be right beside you.
I ship Gillovny because she’s with Schmoopie, because he tastes like avocado and sometimes chicken.
I ship them because of all the breakfasts we know they shared and all the others we don’t know.
Because of unnecessary touch, kisses and bed sessions.
Because their relationship is unique and can’t be explained.
Because everyone wants to know What the hell went on between them two.
Because they’re the only OTP since they met and forever.
I ship them in the name of the last and the next 25 years.

What allows you to ship Gillian with Peter Morgan? Did you ever hear her talk about him? Once?

Sorta late Valentine’s day thing, but also I’ve been meaning to draw them for a while now… I’ll never take them for granted ever again; babies ;_; <333

I AM NOT OK

WTF IS THIS NEW EPISODE (JUST FRIENDS)                                                   DARON WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WTF STAR IM DYING HELP ME WTF NO JUST NO THE FEELS WHAT IS THIS NOOOOOOOO

IM SORRY GUYS JARCO IS CUTE BUT IM A STARCO SHIPPER SOOOOOO

IM SORRY BUT I CANT HAND THIS ITS TOO MUCH FOR ME DARON WHAT ABOUT STARCOOOOO

I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THEM!

THEYRE PERFECT TOGHETHER!

LOL THEYRE SUCH AN ADORABLE SHIP IM GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM SCREAMING IT: SHIP THEM!

THEYRE SCREAMING IT: SHIP US!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GO AND SHIP THEM!

DARON WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEEEEEEEEE

this is the sad story of how i was gonna like a doofercorp fanart, it was pretty cute, but i read in the tags “karamel can go to hell”, so i ended up blocking them

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO SHIP YOUR SHIPS WITHOUT CONSTANTLY BASHING THE OPPOSITES???????????

I bet Sangwoo actually really wants Bum to model that bra for him (◔◡◔✿)

(p.s pretend Sangwoo isnt crazy here obvi i don’t support them being together (✿´ ꒳ ` )) 

honestly i’d rather cis straights had 70 straight ships and not a single gay one than them having a single gay ship they dedicate entire blogs to and call themselves “trash sinners going to hell” for shipping “their smol gay bean men” or whatever the fuck they say these days

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

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Lucky Cat-ch Magazine for all your shipping needs. I even labeled all these dorks’ relationships:

The Cool Couple, the Chill Couple, the Cute Couple, the Cheeky Couple, the Captivating Couple, and the Courtly Couple

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the hamilton challenge

1 / 6 songs  →  helpless

“No stress, my love for you is never in doubt. We’ll get a little place in Harlem and we’ll figure it out. I’ve been living without a family since I was a child, my father left, my mother died, I grew up buckwild, but I’ll never forget my mother’s face that was real. And long as I’m alive, Eliza, I swear to God you’ll never feel so h e l p l e s s.”

Mon El YESSSS

i don’t think that mon el came to “”destroy”” kara/james relationship

i don’t think that is racist

i think that is the right thing to do

bc JAMES AND KARA WERE SO AWFUL TO WATCH 

i hated their relationship from the begging it was horrible they don’t have chemistry at all wHY WOULD ANYONE SHIP THEM??

im so excited about kara and mon el they are so cute together and i love them already 

so you can keep talking and saying that he just came to ruin things between jamesandkara i’ll be pleased to see you 

im just so happy that the things between them are over THANK YOU WRITERS

Originally posted by confused-me

and also i’d like to say

THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER I SHIP THEM SO HARD I LOVE THEM 

Originally posted by rainyjelena

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NINJA MULLET AND HIS TRUE LOVE
or alternatively: More Cuddles, Less Struggles 2k17

hi i’m Ali and this is me giving in and finally drawing for the ship