I-will-personally-strangle-you

anonymous asked:

I dare you to kiss... zoenthewraith

Send “I dare you to kiss…” with a url/name and my muse will have to kiss that person on the lips.

❝ So help me I will STRANGLE you next time you touch me, Zoen…
              … do it again. ❞

Sylvanas had the girl pinned. It went without saying that everything
about Menethil’s daughter ignited her to the core, though it was
that RAGE that ignited many other things within the banshee —
things she would u n d o u b t e d l y regret later on.

Lowering her face over Zoen’s, she smirked as silvery hair cascaded
over her shoulders, shrouding the two of them for a brief moment. A
mocking gaze was the only thing that she could give to the wraith,
eyes ablaze with amusement as she moved to press her lips against
the other’s for the first and final time. She sought to destroy Mith, 
though all other obvious attempts had only proven the girl harder to
kill than her own father… but
h u m i l i a t i o n was a tactic that 
Sylvanas enjoyed above all else
.

❝ You will KNEEL before me, Zoen. I will make sure of it. ❞


zoenthewraith

anonymous asked:

THAT FIC WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME

*Casually answers all the messages about the fic listening and singing Sia’s song Fire meet gasoline while you all die from the tears*

THANK YOU, FRIEND I’M GONNA YELL AS WELL SINCE WE’RE ALL HAVING A YELLING PARTY YEAAAAHHH ahahha

No, seriously, thanks! I’m sorry if you wanna strangle me… Ops?

It wasn’t personal, I swear! I hope you liked it, sweetie! Thanks so much for sending me a message, it means a lot <3

I really don’t think my pet peeve’s are so weird…

like…

  • If I ask you if you want to do something and you don’t want to, just fucking say “no, I dont feel like it”. Don’t feed me some bullshit, say “it just depends” as if you want to and then ignore my attempts to figure out our plans all day
  • If we make plans, I keep to them, do not break plans with me.
  • If I texted you and can see that you clearly ignored me, I’mma be real ticked off.
  • Never. Fucking ever say. “Hey, I need to tell you…..you know what? Nevermind” because I will fucking hunt you down until you tell me what it was I don’t care how small of a thing it was. 


Are any of these really asking that much?? Like….people act like its not normal for me to get annoyed by these when I literally have told everyone that these are my pet peeves and that its literally only 4 fucking things that I cant stand?????

Just be straightforward and answer your fucking texts why is this such a complicated concept

You drive me absolutely insane, but I know I do it to you 10x worse. You’re the only person I wanna strangle and kiss at the same time. You love me unconditionally, even on my bitchiest days and on days when I don’t even love myself. You make me smile when I’m trying to be mad at you and you make me laugh when I’m in tears. I love you more than you’ll ever know xoxoxo ❤😘😍

Me: *sees person*
Me:
Me:
Me: Can I just strangle you with your small intestine but also give you all my care and affection?