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okay @nihilistgirlfriend so you’ve probably already seen the clip by now but i already took all these screencaps to share with you and the rest of the world so fuck it i’m giving you my dramatic retelling of this extra as hell cutscene that i swear to fuck is straight out of some shitty edgelord fic back in the 2000’s pokemon tower fic archive era or something because i know how muchb you like diva ash

“But today our target is…”

“…you!”

“Wait, what the hell-”

“AUGH”

“ooh…ohhgh…what the heck was that…i feel faint…”

“oh…ohhh…”

“a..aaagh my life…it’s flashing before my eyes…”

“ugh. ..”

“ah! it was so short! what have i even done with my life?!”

“i haven’t even won a league!”

“aaa-aaaagh, it’s fading…”

“pikachu…tell mom…that i love her…”

“oh my fucking god, ash.”

“you have tanked worse hits than being blinded by little fairy lights and you goddamn know it.”

“now stop being a whiny baby and get your ass up.”

“GODDAMN IT PIKACHU I’M FUCKING DYING HERE, OKAY.”