I-really-should-be-doing-something-else

Oh no, am I going to make a little series of these?

…I should really be doing something else with my time.

—–

Klaus Wulfenbach would not say that he disliked hearing news of his son. Not exactly. He wanted to know how Gilgamesh progressed with his schooling, and with his extracurricular activities as well. Of late, however, he had come to anticipate reports of his son with a feeling approaching trepidation.

Captain Dupree always filed her report early in the morning. Suspiciously early. Klaus wondered if the pirate queen had adopted a more nocturnal lifestyle for the duration of her assignment in Paris. She provided detailed accounts of Gil’s adventures, almost too detailed, but for one flaw: Captain Dupree almost never used anyone’s name. He had come to know the nicknames that appeared with regularity, but while “Prince Squealy” and “Big V’s Hot Kid” and “Mercy Killing” gave him a vivid picture of the denizens of Paris, he could not infer with whom his son kept company.

His spies reported with less frequency, but more useful detail. Yesterday Klaus had received word that the Sturmvoraus heir had attempted to frame Gil for a breaking into a professor’s office. To what end he could not say, and the true culprit remained at large.

Rarely, Klaus heard from Master Voltaire himself. He sat and he stared at the cube on the table before him, already fairly certain what to expect. Gilgamesh, what have you done this time?

Klaus sighed through his nose. He prodded the cube, twisted the knob that then presented itself, and pressed three of the corners at once. An image of the Master of Paris flickered into view above the cube. He scowled. Klaus could have predicted that.

“Wulfenbach.”

No preamble. Klaus felt his eyebrows arch in time with the rising of his curiosity.

“I don’t much care if your ‘Herr Holzfaller’ and a youngling of the House Valois woo one another across Paris, or all across Europa for that matter. But—” Here Master Voltaire bared his teeth. “The next time they damage a major landmark in my city, I will send you the repair bill.”

The cube emitted a whir and a crackle, and the image of Master Voltaire vanished, leaving Klaus alone with his thoughts.

Klaus sat back, his chair creaking a protest. He pinched the bridge of his nose between thumb and forefinger. A youngling of the House Valois. Which one would that be? Dupree gave the most lively accounts of friends and foes alike, but given her magnificent lack of helpfulness, Klaus supposed he could only eliminate The Spy One and Prince Squealy from suspicion.

A long afternoon cross-referencing reports lay ahead of him. For one fleeting moment, Klaus wondered if he could build a clank to do half of the work for him. Not really, not if he wanted to keep this matter quiet. He sighed.

Time to get to work.

EXO Reaction when their girlfriend wants to wrestle with them

Seriously, that’s so kawaii xD

I hope you like it and it is close to what you imagined! <3

Myun n.n

/I don’t own any of the gifs, unless stated otherwise/

Chanyeol: “So you want to rebel, huh? Come here and I’ll show you who’s the boss..”

Originally posted by the-lifeintechnicolor

Chen: “You really want to fight against these arms?”

Originally posted by mainexing

Suho: “Then..let’s do this, maknae..”

Originally posted by oh-prankster

Tao: “You have no chance, my girl..”

Originally posted by 256893yulyul

Lay: “Oh Baobei..what are you trying to do over there?..”

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

Luhan: “I will lay you down very fast babe..”

Originally posted by baekyhns

Sehun: “I think we really should do something else..” (god he’s so fckn hot …)

Originally posted by wooyoung

Baekhyun: *warms up* “Alright..”

Originally posted by luhanuhes

Kai: “You really want to fight? Because I’ll win anyway..”

Originally posted by vitunkpoppi

Kyungsoo: *You stand in front of him with clenched fists* “Ohh..that’s so cute..I can’t wrestle with you..”

Originally posted by wugalaxy

Kris: “I guess I’ve won. And now..?”

Originally posted by freshlittlemeat

Xiumin: “No..I’m shy..” *he’d love to wrestle with you tho..*

Originally posted by secrethideoutme

Guy who called me telling me he was from the government: Hi I’m with the government and you—

Me: Hey listen, I really think you should try to do something else with your life. I’m sorry for whatever happened in your life to turn you towards scamming and conning people into giving you their money… but you should really consider finding a different way to spend your life. You can use it to be good, just try it.

Guy: Come to me, try it with me. 

._.

#127 CROSS OUT WHAT APPLIES TO YOU

1) I have green eyes.
2) I come from a rich family.
3) I have a Deadjournal.
4) I know how to operate a vehicle correctly.
5) I have been in more than 2 car accidents in the past 12 months.
6) I have a motorcycle permit or license.
7) My father is over 50.
8) I have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
9) I listen to rap music.
10) I’ve never done anything I say I really regret.
11) I cheated on one of my exes and they don’t know about it to this day.
12) I slept in a bathroom once.
13) My favorite color is neon orange.
14) My school colors were red and white. 
15) I wish I knew my mother better.
16) I look older than I really am. 
17) I am a Scorpio.
18) I detest spiders with every fiber of my being.
19) I am pro-choice.
20) I consider myself to be an intelligent person.
21) I was alive in 1989.
22) I have a broken heart.
23) I remember a lot about my first love.
24) I will die and bring no secrets to my grave.
25) I hate driving on ice or in snow.
26) I am Japanese.
27) I speak a language most people don’t understand. 
28) My vision is perfect.
29) My favorite band is From First To Last.
30) I am left-handed.
31) My favorite drink is Mountain Dew.
32) I am a Grammar Nazi and I am proud of it.
33) I don’t have a twitter. And I’m cool with that.
34) I am single.
35) I am pretty personable. 
36) I let moodiness take over sometimes.
37) My mother is well taken care of.
38) My father makes more money than my mother does.
39) I play the lottery
40) I only like dark chocolate.
41) I have eaten already today.
42) I want to conquer the world and rename it something else.
43) I am a virgin.
44) My favorite animal would not make a good pet. 
45) I often contemplate throwing my computer out the window. 
46) I have a distaste for anything made with cheese.
47) I am hispanic.
48) I hate chores.
49) I am a neat freak.
50) My hair is brown
51) I am short.
52) I am afraid of dying.
53) I love someone very dearly and would give my life for them.
54) My email is not hotmail, yahoo, or aol.
55) I have been seriously depressed in the past.
56) I have had the Chicken Pox 
57) I enjoy reading the newspaper.
58) I like online shopping better than going to the mall or to the store. 
59) My place of work is less than 20 miles from my home.
60) I have social anxiety.
61) I’m lazy.
62) I am too nice for my own good.
63) I really should be doing something else.
64) I like to debate.
65) I enjoy/enjoyed high school.
66) I think that I am nice-looking or sexually desireable.
67) I clean my room at least once a month.
68) I’ve lived in an apartment.
69) I like the city more than the country.
70) I listen to country music.
71) I am listening to music right now.
72) I’ve been to a rock concert. 
73) I like listening to wind chimes.
74) I have been skinny dipping before.
75) I wanted to be a super hero when I was little.
76) I remember being born. 
77) I don’t trust politicians.
78) My hair has been dyed in the past year.
79) I have more than 2 piercings.
80) I am female.
81) I love being different.
82) I’m incredibly sarcastic.
83) I like to play videogames. 
84) I am lactose intolerant. 
85) I keep a journal.
86) I’m sensitive.
87) I cry more than most people think I do.
88) My favorite movie genre is Comedy. 
89) I have sang in public before.
90) I enjoy dancing.
91) I’ve gone clubbing with friends.
92) I am 18 or older.
93) I have never tried to do a cartwheel.
94) My dad made me a treehouse when I was younger.
95) My mother drives a truck.
96) I wanted to be a lawyer when I was younger.
97) I watch CSI.
98) I want to dye my hair an unnatural color.
99) I have wasted more than 5 minutes on this survey.
100) I watch football on Sundays.

Robots, robots everywhere. ALSO SPOILERS!

I think I should really do something else than drawing robots… but I cna’t help it… this movie wrecks me. If I never annoyingly told you, my favorite scene from Chappie is the part, where Deon gives Chappie a book. And he talls him what a book is. Me myself being a big book lover, certainly loved this scene and it melts my heart with happiness, everytime I see it. So I can imagine they would spend whole days reading together. This is also the first time i drew Deon as a robot, because reasons. And DAMN, I REALLY NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DRAW HANDS CORRECTLY.

Survey 153

REBLOG | CROSS OUT WHAT APPLIES TO YOU ; 

1) I have green eyes.
2) I come from a rich family.
3) I have a Deadjournal.
4) I know how to operate a vehicle correctly.
5) I have been in more than 2 car accidents in the past 12 months.
6) I have a motorcycle permit or license.
7) My father is over 50.
8) I have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
9) I listen to rap music.
10) I’ve never done anything I say I really regret.
11) I cheated on one of my exes and they don’t know about it to this day.
12) I slept in a bathroom once.
13) My favorite color is neon orange.
14) My school colors were red and white.
15) I wish I knew my mother better.
16) I look older than I really am.
17) I am a Scorpio.
18) I detest spiders with every fiber of my being.
19) I am pro-choice.
20) I consider myself to be an intelligent person.
21) I was alive in 1989.
22) I have a broken heart.
23) I remember a lot about my first love.
24) I will die and bring no secrets to my grave.
25) I hate driving on ice or in snow.
26) I am Japanese.
27) I speak a language most people don’t understand.
28) My vision is perfect.
29) My favorite band is From First To Last.
30) I am left-handed.
31) My favorite drink is Mountain Dew.
32) I am a Grammar Nazi and I am proud of it.
33) I don’t have a twitter. And I’m cool with that.
34) I am single.
35) I am pretty personable.
36) I let moodiness take over sometimes.
37) My mother is well taken care of.
38) My father makes more money than my mother does.
39) I play the lottery
40) I only like dark chocolate.
41) I have eaten already today.
42) I want to conquer the world and rename it something else.
43) I am a virgin.
44) My favorite animal would not make a good pet.
45) I often contemplate throwing my computer out the window.
46) I have a distaste for anything made with cheese.
47) I am hispanic.
48) I hate chores.
49) I am a neat freak.
50) My hair is brown
51) I am short.
52) I am afraid of dying.
53) I love someone very dearly and would give my life for them.
54) My email is not hotmail, yahoo, or aol.
55) I have been seriously depressed in the past.
56) I have had the Chicken Pox
57) I enjoy reading the newspaper.
58) I like online shopping better than going to the mall or to the store.
59) My place of work is less than 20 miles from my home.
60) I have social anxiety.
61) I’m lazy.
62) I am too nice for my own good.
63) I really should be doing something else.
64) I like to debate.
65) I enjoy/enjoyed high school.
66) I think that I am nice-looking or sexually desireable.
67) I clean my room at least once a month.
68) I’ve lived in an apartment.
69) I like the city more than the country.
70) I listen to country music.
71) I am listening to music right now.
72) I’ve been to a rock concert.
73) I like listening to wind chimes.
74) I have been skinny dipping before.
75) I wanted to be a super hero when I was little.
76) I remember being born.
77) I don’t trust politicians.
78) My hair has been dyed in the past year.
79) I have more than 2 piercings.
80) I am female.
81) I love being different.
82) I’m incredibly sarcastic.
83) I like to play videogames.
84) I am lactose intolerant.
85) I keep a journal.
86) I’m sensitive.
87) I cry more than most people think I do.
88) My favorite movie genre is Comedy.
89) I have sang in public before.
90) I enjoy dancing.
91) I’ve gone clubbing with friends.
92) I am 18 or older.
93) I have never tried to do a cartwheel.
94) My dad made me a treehouse when I was younger.
95) My mother drives a truck.
96) I wanted to be a lawyer when I was younger.
97) I watch CSI.
98) I want to dye my hair an unnatural color.
99) I have wasted more than 5 minutes on this survey.
100) I watch football on Sundays.

Survey 147

Reblog | Bold what applies;

1) I have green eyes.
2) I come from a rich family.
3) I have a Deadjournal.
4) I know how to operate a vehicle correctly.
5) I have been in more than 2 car accidents in the past 12 months.
6) I have a motorcycle permit or license.
7) My father is over 50.
8) I have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
9) I listen to rap music.
10) I’ve never done anything I say I really regret.
11) I cheated on one of my exes and they don’t know about it to this day.
12) I slept in a bathroom once.
13) My favorite color is neon orange.
14) My school colors were red and white.
15) I wish I knew my mother better.
16) I look older than I really am.
17) I am a Scorpio.
18) I detest spiders with every fiber of my being.
19) I am pro-choice.
20) I consider myself to be an intelligent person.
21) I was alive in 1989.
22) I have a broken heart.
23) I remember a lot about my first love.
24) I will die and bring no secrets to my grave.
25) I hate driving on ice or in snow.
26) I am Japanese.
27) I speak a language most people don’t understand.
28) My vision is perfect.
29) My favorite band is From First To Last.
30) I am left-handed.
31) My favorite body part on the opposite sex is below their waist.
32) I am a Grammar Nazi and I am proud of it.
33) I don’t have a myspace. And I’m cool with that.
34) I am single.
35) I am pretty personable.
36) I let moodiness take over sometimes.
37) My mother is well taken care of.
38) My father makes more money than my mother does.
39) I play the lottery
40) I only like dark chocolate.
41) I have eaten already today.
42) I want to conquer the world and rename it something else.
43) I am a virgin.
44) My favorite animal would not make a good pet.
45) I often contemplate throwing my computer out the window.
46) I have a distaste for anything made with cheese.
47) I am hispanic.
48) I hate chores.
49) I am a neat freak.
50) My hair is brown
51) I am short.
52) I am afraid of dying.
53) I love someone very dearly and would give my life for them.
54) My email is not hotmail, yahoo, or aol.
55) I have been seriously depressed in the past.
56) I have had the Chicken Pox
57) I enjoy reading the newspaper.
58) I like online shopping better than going to the mall or to the store.
59) My place of work is less than 20 miles from my home.
60) I like bolding surveys more than any other kind.
61) I’m lazy.
62) I am too nice for my own good.
63) I really should be doing something else.
64) I like to debate.
65) I enjoy/enjoyed high school.
66) I think that I am nice-looking or sexually desireable.
67) I clean my room at least once a month.
68) I’ve lived in an apartment.
69) I like the city more than the country.
70) I listen to country music.
71) I am listening to music right now.
72) I’ve been to a rock concert.
73) I like listening to wind chimes.
74) I have been skinny dipping before.
75) I wanted to be a super hero when I was little.
76) I remember being born.
77) I don’t trust politicians.
78) My hair has been dyed in the past year.
79) I have more than 2 piercings.
80) I am female.
81) I love being different.
82) I’m incredibly sarcastic.
83) I like to play videogames.
84) I am lactose intolerant.
85) I keep an online journal.
86) I’m sensitive.
87) I cry more than most people think I do.
88) My favorite movie genre is Comedy.
89) I have sang in public before.
90) I enjoy dancing.
91) I’ve gone clubbing with friends.
92) I am 18 or older.
93) I have never tried to do a cartwheel.
94) My dad made me a treehouse when I was younger.
95) My mother drives a truck.
96) I wanted to be a lawyer when I was younger.
97) I watch CSI.
98) I want to dye my hair an unnatural color.
99) I have wasted more than 5 minutes on this survey.
100) I watch football on Sundays.

I was (indirectly) tagged by achillics. But really, I just wanted to procrastinate. Thank you! Tagging: the beautyisterrornet, tenderpotter, malphoys and vespeir. And anyone who wants to do this, really. <3 (Oh, and MYTHPOETRYNET people, because you all write so beautifully, I wonder how that looks like on paper).