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Q: Have you ever pranked Aaron Paul on set? For some reason I think that he’d be super gullible.

A: Oh yeah, many times. There was one episode when where someone was giving us a problem and I told him to take care of it and he didn’t know specifically what I meant by it. I said “I need you to take care of it” and I reached into my waistband and pulled out a gun and put it on the counter. He understood the message. Then during the scene where I said “I need you to take care of it” I reached into my waistband and pulled out a dildo.

from Bryan Cranston, AMA Reddit

Dear Nannies,

This is to address the concerns you were so kind to bombard my inbox with…

I honestly do not give a fuck if you liked the results of the survey or not. You can keep replying to the survey and I promise you here and now:
IF the percentage of people who believe Ursula is pregnant ever reaches 51%, I will screencap and publish the results.

Unfortunately for you, I was wise enough to limit the times you can vote to one per computer this time. So, if you’re eager enough to alter the results, start visiting your friends and local libraries and keep voting!

In the meantime, stay in your lane and back the hell off! I meant it when I said I’m not in the mood for troll-feeding today. 😉

hey guys

     I don’t know quite what to say. But what i was going to say was that I was going to kill myself. I had a big old note written out and everything, but I really shouldn’t do that. The “Saturday post” was going to be a long suicide note I wrote on Monday. It’s gone now.


     But either was the issue was/is me. I just feel guilty a lot of stuff, more or less all tying I to the fact that I have a tendency to be abusive and in the last few months I’ve been really out of line now to clarify what I meant when I said abusive is entirely verbal and emotional, nothing physical (fortunately), but I generally manipulate people to get attention/and or use them to calm my own fears of feeling rejected.

     This would generally result in me lashing out  in rage when I didn’t feel like things weren’t going how I liked, and I brought a lot of pain in to other people’s lives without any reason. All of the rights and issues were almost always caused by me and they all could’ve been avoided.


     Ever since I was very young, I have enjoyed inflicting pain. When my parents ignored me I took it my feelings of smallness, fear and lack of control out on anything I could. I literally treated stuffed animals like they were living beings who could feel pain and then torture them for hours. This all started when I was like 4-5.


     I used to think that was some bizarre thing that I just did as a kid, but now that I know more and can look back at it I can see what happened. Ever since I was very young, whenever I was sad or something I always got a “you’re fine”, “you can’t be sad after all I’ve done for you”, or “Don’t feel that way". I never really attached to my mother. I was always terrified. And I took those feelings out on anything smaller than me. Something else had to feel my pain, or be fully subjected to me. It felt validating. Then I wouldn’t feel so bad.


     So through the years, that’s become my personality pattern. Always seeking attention and taking out emotional pain on everyone around me and then getting upset when they leave. I never have figured out some other way to cope. I did it to my ex-girlfriend and she left, as she should have. She didn’t deserve any of the things that I said to her. 


     Everything that I’ve done is 100% my fault. Sometimes I feel fine amd everything is great but then my mood implodes and I can only hold back for so long before I lash out again. It’s a cycle.


     I’m pretty sure I have Borderline Personality Disorder. It describes how I behave and feel exactly. 60-80% of people who perpetrate domestic violence in the U.S. have it apparently. I don’t want to grow up to be like that. I don’t want to be this way, I wish I never grew up all wrong.


     My mother refuses to say I have a problem and I’m too afraid to bring it up. But I don’t want to wait on treatment because it just keeps getting worse. If I can’t cut this part of myself out, I will literally kill myself. I can’t live with it.


     It can be cured since it’s not a mental disorder. It can be fixed with therapy to restructure how you cope with extreme emotions. But I don’t know when or if I’d be able to get the help. I need help. Very much. Before I alienate everyone in my life. I need to change but without professional help I’m stuck at this point.


    While I live with my mother, it’s never going to happen, but how can I move out without being homeless?



I feel is so guilty and ashamed about who i am and what I’ve become

 Help

dreamingwyvern asked:

o my god is agender-offender even real rn? did they literally just say that oral and anal are abusive, using porn as the example of how that stuff actually works? did they literally just do that bc o my god, o my... god. i'm laughin so gd hard rn this is a m a z i n g. and if they see this they're gonna be all "!!! thaTS' NOT WHAT I SAID!! AND I MEANT IT AS IN PEOPLE REFERENCE PORN!!!" like yea that's true, but i mean that still doesn't make oral and safe anal practices abusive. lmao omg...

If all your sex ed comes from porn, I’m sorry to say that you need better sex ed. Porn is nothing like real, safe, consensual sex!

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I was still pretty miffed with Sandy, and I went over to have it out with her when I knew everybody else was gonna be out. We sorted things. Kind of. A lot I’d meant to say I never got said. But she really was in a tough position, when you look at it.

Tough on Silver, too, and she needed to remember that. She had a lot going on herself - that old bat of a mother-in-law had gone and moved in a trophy husband! Another politician. I told her to use her influence to do something about the state of the reproductive health laws.

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Eren plush: “Er, when I said “Pyjama Party”, this isn’t what I meant! I guess now wouldn’t be a good time to sing “10 in the bed and the little one said roll over”, we’ll ALL fall out of the bed! Oh well, at least I’ll be warm!

(There is another little Levi plushie, he’s currently baby-sitting the other little Eren plushies!) 

Yesterday we were asked about the rumors that Black Widow wanted to be in a relationship with both Hawkeye and Captain America,” Evans said in a statement provided to EW. “We answered in a very juvenile and offensive way that rightfully angered some fans. I regret it and sincerely apologize.“
"I am sorry that this tasteless joke about a fictional character offended anyone,” Renner also said in a statement provided to EW. “It was not meant to be serious in any way. Just poking fun during an exhausting and tedious press tour.

When I said “have a good day” I meant

it is okay if you do not. I meant

I think it is brave that you know that

this world is full of suffering and that

you open your heart to it anyway.

I meant I saw the black crescents beneath

your eyes and I hope whatever keeps you up at night

quietens; that a blanket of healing will keep you warm.

I meant you deserve happiness and joy and I know that is cliche

but I want that for you and I do not even know you.

I do not even know you but there is something about a stranger,

— someone that does not know us — that propels our curiosity

like skipping stones; their ripples more elusive than stillness.

I meant I want to hear you laugh.

I meant I want to hear you cry.

I meant I care.

I meant lets go somewhere, drive through the countryside,

find an empty café, share everything we are too afraid

to tell the people that know us.

Then let’s say goodbye and never meet again.

Instead of “have a good day”, I’ll say “have a good life”

and mean exactly that.

—  aribcagesymphony,  To The Stranger I Said “Have A Good Day” To
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bonus:

I just want to know if you meant everything you said. I don’t’ want you back, I don’t want an apology, I just want the truth. I want to know if what we had was even worth fighting for in the first place. I want to know if I cross your mind, I want to know if you realize just how much you messed up.
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Lady Love Meme: 2/? fictional ladies

Norma Bates (Bates Motel)

Didn’t have a good parent? Fuck it. What kind of parent will you be?
—  the most important thing my philosophy professor has ever said