• Mukuro:*doesnt get attention for fifteen seconds*
  • Mukuro:*drapes himself over the lounge* it is fine. i am Okay. i suppose it is simply my destiny to die alone. Abandoned. Without a soul in the world to care for me. *delicately wipes a glistening tear from his eye* i'm not bothered. i Understand why you all Hate Me and wish me dead. after all, maybe it is all for the best.......
  • Mukuro:*stares forlornly into the middle distance, allowing his limbs to go slack as he lies back and waits to wither away, ignored forever*

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.