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If you haven’t seen this yet…watch it now.

Sasuke, Kakashi and Gaara tackle a seduction mission- pretending to be hosts in a club to extract information from a dangerous client!! Shikamaru manages the mission (and the club), while Sasuke insists that they call Naruto to be on standby in case things turn into a fight. Naruto is happy to be involved, but…why wasn’t he chosen to be a host?!

The drama CD, brilliantly illustrated/synched by the fansubber, is absolutely hilarious. And yeah, there’s a few things to make SNS and GaaNaru fans especially happy. Shikamaru nails the stereotypes that fangirls squash the guys into, and listening to Sasuke, Gaara and Kakashi deliberately trying to be seductive is the best thing ever.

When I watched this scene I laughed so hard I almost cried
  • Kili: I could have anything down my trousers
  • Tariel: Or nothing
  • ME: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!! SHE SAID HIS DICK WAS NONEXISTANT!!!! *pterodactyl noise* *dies laughing*

Okay but let’s talk about in the Falsettos bootleg when everyone sings during the baseball game, “we’re watching Marvin throw kisses” Christian gets this big, cocky, smirk on his face and I love it

Story Time: Mail Dubias

This is a hilarious AF story about how the USPS once lost a box of my bugs and had extreme regrets.  If you are bug phobic, this is your warning.  There’s no photos of the bugs, just the poor mangled box.

Lets begin! Some of you probably remember earlier this year I lost a shipment of dubias.  Since I was busy working with the seller on what the heck to do about that I forgot to ever post the full story.  It’s great, I promise.

In Jan I ordered a shipment of dubias like usual, and it’s normally only 2 days to get here.  By the 4th day in the mail I’m wondering what is the hold up, but also figure hey, holiday rush is still on, no biggie.  Now, these only have to go from Kansas to Oklahoma, so when I pull up the tracking info I’m surprised to find they detoured to Cali.  No biggie they’ll be a little late until the box totally disappeared.

There was suddenly no tracking info available for this package, it vanished into the postal system along with my 200 dubia.  After a week of live bugs being in the mail I’ve given them up as unlikely to arrive alive.  By the 2nd week I’ve accepted they are never coming home.  This is where I am wrong. 

I get a mystery package, not that unusual honestly.  But the damaged notice?  Now that was odd indeed!  Opening the box was pretty crazy too:

Weird a garbage bag? WAIT A FAMILIAR GREEN STICKER!

By George it’s those lost dubia, poor bastards. Now at this point I should have known something was up, I mean why bags?  Why 2 bags?  But the only thing I can do is sit here and look at this poor destroyed box.

THOROUGHLY destroyed might I add. Also very slightly soggy?  It was raining in Cali at the time it was there though, this makes some sense.  Likely got left out somewhere. But wow it sure got a number done to it! 

Now I’ll have to make a note here, the company I buy from does 2 things that are highly relevant here.  Firstly, they send a small deli cup of food for your bugs with every shipment.  Secondly, they also put a smaller box inside the larger one that contains the bugs.

Dubia food: busted open and missing.  Inner box: OPEN.  Bugs: ALIVE but half are missing

SUDDENLY THE BAGS MAKE SENSE.  SUDDENLY I REALIZE SOMEWHERE A POSTAL WORKER HAD A BOX LEAKING DUBIAS ALL OVER THEIR POST.  I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED.

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.