I-laughed

ok no but imagine Phil coming home and Dan is like “hey” and Phil is like “hi” all regular regular

and then Phil is like “Dan…when i was bending over to get marshmallows…my trousers ripped” 

and then imagine Phil lifting his leg showing Dan the massive tear in his jeans and Dan doing his high pitched laugh

no matter how accurate/inaccurate this is, this conversation between them happened in some form, think about that