I-just...-puns

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Michael: what? find my pun shockingly good?

Jeremy:…..

Michael: Are you staring at me because I’m strikingly good looking?

Jeremy: Adios asshole

Frendly Rhys-minder::

Rhysand gave his life to repair the cauldron, not expecting to be brought back. He let his magic and life drain away to save the woman he loved and the world she lived in, held on in death because she begged him to stay-

- and even in the midst of all that he still reached out and brought Amren back.

the foxhole court fancast:

WALUIGI as KEVIN DAY

  • ENTP: * On his death bed in hospital*
  • Doctor: It was a cardiovascular attack. It seems that this has been going on for a few years now. He doesn't have long to live... I'm so sorry.
  • INFP: * sobbing* W-why didn't you tell me * sob* about this?! You can't die... You CAN'T. We promised we were * hic * going to be together forever! Didn't we?! You c-can't leave me behind like this! Why would you * sniff* keep this from me? On that windy Summers day of our marriage, I told you I wanted you to tell me everything, good and bad, so we could get through it together, and you wouldn't have to suffer alone anymore! I... just wanted you to be happy!
  • ENTP: B-bae...
  • INFP: Where did this disease even come from to begin with?!
  • ENTP: It's * coughs up blood* ge-Ne-Ti-c...
  • INFP: ...
  • ENTP: ...
  • INFP: ...
  • INFP: H-hello?!
  • INFP:
  • ENTP:
  • ENTP: * flatlines*
  • INFP:
  • INFP:
  • INFP:
  • INFP: You walk into my heart, DIE, leave me wITH A F*CKING PUN-
Jokes of Astral-nomical Proportions

What do you call a polite ice Astral that looks good in a suit?
A Gent-iana.

What did the grumpy Astral say when Christmas was coming around?
“Ba-Hamut…”

Did you hear about the lightning Astral that nearly electrocuted the prince?
Apparently, he wasn’t aware of the Ramuh-fications.

What do you call a duel on top of an Astral’s back?
Attack on Titan

Leviathan was asked to make a covenant with Noctis, but something was fishy about the situation.

The fire Astral wasn’t invited to the party, but he was ind-Ifrit about it anyways.