Voltron Quotes Inspired by Shit My Friends Have Said

Lance: I’m garbage but like ~Gucci~ garbage. Like I’m dead and disgusting inside, but I’m still beautiful as fuck. Try me bitch, I can and will steal your man.

Hunk: I’m sad so I’m eating my feelings, but eating so much makes me more sad which just causes me to eat more DO YOU SEE MY DILEMMA?!

Allura: I’m growing out my hair in hopes that one day I can use it to strangle my enemies

Keith: Do you think anyone has ever tried to fuck a knife? Hey don’t give me that look just hear me out!!

Shiro: Stop calling me the dad of the group! I just want the sweet release of death, I can’t take care of you children!! I mean it, stop-alright yeah okay, I’m the dad. Sure whatever. Daddy needs a drink.

Pidge: You know what I wanna hear? Stephen Hawking talking dirty. What?! Technology is sexy, don’t kink shame me!

Coran: Have you ever been attracted to facial hair? Like sure that guy is cute, but his beard? …damn.


Slav: There’s a 47% probability that I’m pissing you off.

Zarkon: Oh god I hate them. Well, I don’t really hate them. I just want their cat. Do you think they’ll be pissed if I just stole it?

Lotor: If my hair gets messed up, I’m killing all of you and taking over the world. I spent three hours getting ready, and I will not hesitate to stab a bitch if they come too close.

Happy Birthday Kuroo!!

Shouri (x
I ended up being late.
Here’s an update at 11:17pm. 
Yesterday was Kuroo Tetsurou’s birthday!!
Thanks to him, a brand new road opened up for me.
Someday I want to stand together with him again on-stage.  
I’m praying that we’ll get the Battle at the Trash Heap!!

#I’ll buy some mackerel pike for him
#What he and I have in common is blood*

Translated by @nimbus-cloud

*As in, the same word for ‘blood’ that’s used in the Nekoma chant.  

Three minutes after he posted this status, Takato replied to it saying, “Congratulations, Kuro.” 

if you dont think Whizzer would go out of his way to get a pretty chess gamefor him and Jason to play when Jason came over you are WRONG! a continuation of the Apartment AU Im glad people like it!! also i literally dont play chess pls dont attack me if its setup is all wrong im simple ALSO KUDOS if u see the lyric reference hahahaha 

nikkilbook  asked:

I will be perfectly honest, when I saw the kitty cat comic (say that five times fast), I thought "Oh hey, mini-consolidator. Kitty with integrity and... sepia-toned justice? Maybe?" This is probably because I am so very deep in Undertale and so very not in anything related to Overwatch, but yes. Sepia-toned justice kitty.

Ha! I wondered how many people would think that XD. But really I just wanted to make a cat that was simple yet recognizable. And chimera cats are freakin’ adorbs 

Exhibit A:

Also I felt a kitty with two distinct balanced sides would fit Zenyatta. 

i spent Thursday celebrating my birthday with my dad and i’m gonna celebrate it with me mam tomorrow and she’s getting me like a bakery cake and she asked if i wanted a specific type and i said “i don’t mind i just want tom senior (our cat) to be on it, even if it’s just a 5 second icing drawing” so to say the least i’m excited

Petition for Taylor to start replying to posts again like I just want to know how her cats are doing, if Scott misses giving guitar picks to the fans, if mama Swift is excited to be back on tour with Taylor to give us warm hugs, how Austin’s acting career is going!? I WANT TO KNOW

anonymous asked:

how do i explain to my cat that my eyelsh curler isnt some kind of vicious torture device with a mind of its own? i just want to be pretty cat stop trying to fight my beauty tools

sorry . cat must fite many oponent as posible, maintane fite skill peak condition

anonymous asked:

do you have a personal blog where you can post about drama, no offense but i just want to see cats

nah dude, this IS my personal blog. and like……it’s not a paid subscription lmao! 

here’s a cat’s butt (this is the rudest Pangur image I could find)