Important Discovery

So apparently we have a Star Trek PS3 game that my brother neglected to tell me about. 

So needless to say I will be getting no work done in the near future **cougcough** ever **coughcough**

Now that I look at it I vaguely remember playing it and it was fun so I am suuuuupppper excited. 

That is all, friends. 

OKAY everything was peaceful, puppy in my sweatshirt, relaxing. And Then out of the corner of my eye I saw a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE SPIDER on the sidetable next to my drink and so naturally I jumped up and ran to the other side of the room. I almost dropped Olive out of my sweatshirt but I caught her just in time. I called my mom but she said she wouldn’t be home for like half an hour so I heroically and bravely squished it with two shoes, left the shoes on top of it and put a pillow on top of the shoes. Now I’m sitting on the ottoman about 2 feet away from the couch bc no way I’m sitting on the couch and trying not to think about it


Ivory gets up and begins to cry. Nico rises too, and tries to comfort her. She throws herself against his chest. Nico nervously tries to hold her, although he felt she was too close and leaning against him more than he felt comfortable with.

Ivory takes a deep breath as she presses into Nico. He smelled so wonderful. His cologne took her back to her college days, how she loved burying her face into his chest when they made love…

Ivory cries: That’s the thing, Nico! I TRIED reaching out to you. But you ignored me. You sent all my calls to voicemail! You told your friends to tell me you weren’t in your dorm when I knew you were. I saw you at a party once and you looked right through me. I never got a chance to tell you I was pregnant. And then I had to drop out and I never saw you again. 

Nico swallows guiltily. It was all true. He and Allison had only been broken up for less than a month when he hooked up with Ivory. And the minute Allison took him back, he dropped Ivory as fast as he could and hadn’t given her another thought. He’d never told Allison about his affair with Ivory, either.

Ivory: And I never told Nicole about you. All these years it’s just been me and her and my Mom. And she is such a sweet child. She’s never even asked about her father, even though I know she must wonder. She’s just accepted her life without you, just like I had to back then.

Nico sadly: My God. I can’t tell you how deeply sorry I am. I was so selfish. When can I meet her? When do you think would be a good time?

Ivory sniffles: How about this Friday, in the evening after work? My Mom is off and she can be there with us. To make things easier for Nic.

Nico: Of course. Friday evening then. Give me your address. I’ll be there. 

anonymous asked:

help me Dewyn!!!. I'm 16, and in my second last year of high school and i use cocaine, lsd, weed and adderall regularly. i'm falling behind in school, i only just passed last year. i dont think i can survive this year. but my parents really want me to do well and i know i wont be able to pass. im falling apart, but they cant see. i hate the pressure to succeed. but im drowning and i need them to see that im not okay. Im 16 and addicted to cocaine. i dont think ill survive another year of this.

It’s hard. Trust me, i know how tough it is. I dropped out of school at 15 to pursue a life of drug-related adventures, abusive boyfriends, and living in poverty. Why would I throw everything I had, and everything my parents provided for me, away? I wish I never did. One of my biggest regrets was dropping out of school at such a young age because I had to go back as an adult and finish it up and it was NOT easy. Just stick through it. You’re stronger than your addiction! Don’t let it hold you back from success! It’s not going to be easy but it’s absolutely going to be worth it. You can do it. :) The year will fly by and you’ll be so thankful in the future that you didn’t have to go back to finish it, or potentially never finish it thus preventing you from getting a number of jobs in your future! Education is important. 

I am sorry every song is about you..

[singer & songwriter AU] Dan’s gifted voice paired with Phil’s brilliant mind, made the world into a whole new different place.

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Overtime (m)

@lilacxsehun requested: Jungkook/Reader inspired by the lyrics “He says I know what I want and I want it now I want you cause I’m Mr. Vain” in which Jungkook is the CEO of a big company you work for. 
Pairing: Jungkook | Reader
Genre: Fluff/Smut; CEO/Boss AU 
Word Count: 12,037
Author’s Note: I’ve always wanted to try my hand at a CEO AU so I was very excited to get this request. As I was writing this, I wasn’t entirely sure if Jungkook’s position should constitute him more as a CEO or a boss but eh, ignore the technicalities.

Summary: In which an awkward first encounter with your new boss gives Jeon Jungkook all the more reason to make your job an interesting experience.


To say you are late would be a complete and utter, tragic and ill-fitting, understatement. By the time you were supposed to be here at the building, you had just finished adding the last minute touches to your hair with the straightener, and by the time you were supposed to be doing that you needed to finish your makeup and by the time that was happening—!

Well, you get the idea.

Point is, you are running incredibly behind on your schedule—as if life just wanted to prove a point that no matter how much it seemed you could stitch your life together by managing to land an interview for a company actually relevant to your degree, something always had to go wrong. It just so happens that the bad day you constantly worried about just had to occur today. On the day of your interview.

You think it might be enough to get you to scream. First, the power just had to cut off the night before, disarming your alarm clock and resetting all the previous settings so instead of just beeping at some abnormal time it just didn’t ring at all. Given that you had also forgotten to plug your phone in for charging the night before as well, there was no way that could have been any source of an alternative method for waking up. All of that led up to the simple fact regarding the issue that you have a very difficult time waking up in the morning even with an alarm, so having none only elevated that struggle, bursting out of bed after frantically wondering about the time, and attempting to compress an hour’s worth of preparation into 5 minutes.

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The mirror monster. 

It takes a form similar to a man and wraps themselves in clothes to hide the dark matter they really are, walking among the humans in their good disguise. If ever needing to ‘disappear’ they just return back in the mirror.

  • Also Marinette: *sends Chat Noir flying* look at him go

This Is How We Rock

Rockabye by Clean Bandit vs.

Drop It Like It’s Hot by Snoop Dogg
This Is How We Do by Katy Perry
Stressed Out by twenty one pilots
Burn by Ellie Goulding
This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race by Fall Out Boy.


do u ever want to like…. strangle a customer…. 


I love them??? please excuse the bad anatomy I haven’t been drawing people