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LITERALLY JUST IMAGINE FUCKING TEDDY LUPIN DECKED OUT IN HIS HUFFLEPUFF ROBES WITH THE HEAD BOY BADGE ON IT WITH HIS HOT BLUE HAIR AND THIS BIG BOY SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD SMIRK AND SMILE AS HE CROSSES HIS ARMS AND WATCHES LITTLE ELEVEN YEAR OLD JAMES SIRIUS POTTER BRAVELY WALK TO THE HAT AND SIT DOWN AND HEARING THE VOICE RING OUT GRYFFINDOR. AND TEDDY POUTS AND GOES ‘DAMN’ BUT HE WATCHES PROUDLY AS HIS YOUNGER FREAKIN BROTHER RELATED OR NOT WALKS TO THE GRYFFINDOR TABLE AND SITS DOWN WITH AN AWE FILLED FACE. AND HE WHIRLS AROUND TO WAVE FRANTICALLY AT TEDDY AND TEDDY GRINS AND WAVES BACK AND STICKS HIM A THUMBS UP BECAUSE ‘GOOD JOB, JAMES. MUM AND DAD’LL BE PROUD.’

it always confuses me when superman gets drawn burlier than batman. i mean we dance around it but superman is basically super strong due to space magic. he could be a weedy lil string bean and he’d still be able to lift a bus. i’m not saying the muscles don’t help, or that he doesn’t probably have magic space muscles. i’m just saying, all of batman’s strength is muscle-dependant. he has no space magics. in my head he is the more burly of the two just out of necessity. i know he’s kind of got the gymnast thing going on but like. i imagine bruce wayne as more barrel-y and clark kent as more dorito-y. i don’t know why i’m telling you this except that i’m dealing with the realization that this is not the standard assumption.

Reasons why Jacob Sartorious is bae😍😘😚😚😗😙😍😍😍😛☺️😊😉:

•He’s the most handsome man to ever exist 👀👌👌🔥🔥🔥💯💋
•His eyebrows are always on FLEEK 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
•His lips are moist and succulent 👄👄👄👄💧💧💧💦
•He is ripped 👏👏👏👏
•He has a six-pack 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
•You can cut diamonds with his jawline 💎💎💎
•His style is always on point 💯💯💯
•His hair is thick and luscious 👌👌
•He is a talented singer, rapper, and dancer 🔥🔥🔥
•He is obvi more talented than Chinese wannabes like Ming Sugar and John WonTon!!! 💁💁💁💁
•Have you SEEN HIM?? Talk about #daddy!!!! 👀👀🔥🔥🍆🍆🍆👅👅💦💦💋💋💋💋

Become a Mrs. Sartorious today!!! 💗💗💗💗💗💗😚😚💋💋💋💋

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I always had thought my strongest ability was improvisational comedy, I was always adding stuff to scenes and the directors would be like, ‘Come on, man, no, don’t do that.’ And then that stuff would make the cut. And I was like, 'I knew it! I knew I was funnier than that stupid fucking director, and he didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about! I knew it!’- Chris Pratt. 

We all know that Kim Jongdae is a cute kid

With the most beautiful smile 

And big heart full of love for his brothers and fans

We all love this side of his personality

But there’s someone we call “Chen”

Man who likes to touch himself in this way

or this way


Man who can make you hotter than fire

Just by looking at you 

Man who will make you beg for more

and more

and more

So which one do you prefer?

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Motherf%&king BAZ, man!!! 

(PLEASE READ AS THIS ACTUALLY HAS A REAL LIFE POINT HERE…)

Okay, remember this guy?^^^  You know, the (hot) Kenny Rogers lookalike one with like, ONE LINE in Season 1 during the Anglo Garrick arc?  The walking talking GI Joe?  Metal Gear Solid reincarnate?  The one who has slowly gained more air time and apparently become a part of Red’s army permanently?  Yeah, THAT one.  Well, I decided to update my “Red’s Army” drawing from last year and remove Mr. Vargas, (curse his lying scum bag ways!!!) and instead add this guy^^^ who we now have learned is named, “Baz.”

So me, doing my research, looked him up on Google to find out his real name. Know what it is? It’s Motherf%&king BAZ!!!  

Now I bet you’re wondering, “Why is she using “motherf%&king” in front of his name, and why did they use his real name as his character’s name?”  Well, I’ll tell you why.

His name is Bazzel Baz (no joke) and get this… in real life HE RESCUES CHILDREN WHO HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED ALL OVER THE WORLD.  Mr. Baz is:

  • A former US Marine
  • A 10 year vet of the CIA
  • And founder of ARC (Association for the Recovery of Children)

(he’s also apparently a reality tv star, tv consultant, and producer)… but back to the badass’ness…

HE IS ALSO ONE OF ONLY 12 CURRENT AND FORMER INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS KNOWN AS “LIFE GUARANTORS.”  WHICH LITERALLY TRANSLATES TO “HE CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE IN ANY SITUATION.”  ANY.

“’If you get shot, I can do surgery.  And then I can get you out of the area, because I know how to fly a plane.’  He can also hotwire a car, drive a truck, captain a boat, resuscitate an injured person-basically, anything that needs to be done to make sure the person under his protection gets out of a life-threatening situation intact.” (Focusonthefamily.com 2015)

As the founder of ARC, he recruited an elite group of half a dozen former military men whose sole purpose is to find kidnapped US children throughout the world and bring them home.  It’s been in operation for OVER 24 YEARS.

ARC was founded in ‘95 mainly with his own money and resources.  His team has successfully rescued over 60 children, and has a 100% success rate to date.

It all started in ‘91 during a tour in Somalia (right before the events of Blackhawk Down) when his squad noticed two small girls cowering for cover and lost.  He wanted to bring them in, but it wasn’t part of their mission, so they left them there.  “It just tugged at my heart,” Baz said.  Two days later, he went back out with his team and recovered the girls, and also located the girls’ mother and brother, reuniting them all in the middle of one of the deadliest US campaigns of all time.  

This became a mission of Baz’s, to the point that he used all of his own leave and vacation time to go out and find other missing children around the world who had been kidnapped.  

One of Baz’s most famous rescues was of a little girl named Lily Snyder in 2003 (pictured above)^^^.  She had been missing for over two years before she was located by Baz and his team in Costa Rica.  She was recovered safely after an early morning raid by ARC on the compound where she was being held.

About 15% of the children ARC rescues are taken by sex traffickers. Luckily, because ARC is NOT a law enforcement agency, they can get away with a lot more and take quicker action than the government could.  “I don’t like bureaucracy, and I hate evil.  I’m grateful for what other organizations do, but kids don’t come home until boots are on the ground.”

Baz states, “A calling isn’t a job.  You don’t do it to get rewarded.  You’re compelled to do it because it’s in the DNA of your soul, and you will give your life to do it.”

Unfortunately, because it ISN’T a government funded group, their funding often is lacking, leaving dozens of cases where the children cannot be rescued by his team.

Currently, Baz is playing his recurring character of BAZ on The Blacklist as the head of Red’s protective detail.  I’ve come to the conclusion that he is literally so badass in real life, that they just said, “F’ it… You’re staying BAZ.  THAT’S your character’s name.”  He is also a consultant on the show.  This gig allows him a steady income that he then uses to fund his grassroots organization to rescue more children.

(I’m totally convinced that Baz isn’t even acting on the show… that’s just HIM. No wonder Red wants him in charge of his protective detail!!!)  But I thought people should KNOW what I found out about him, and spread the word, BECAUSE THE WORLD NEEDS MORE BAZ’S!!!  Please reblog this, and let NBCBlacklist know that Baz needs to stay, (Baz needs the money,) so Baz can continue being a literal “Motherf%&king HERO” offscreen and saving children’s lives while he’s not acting on the show.

(And to think that this all came about because I wanted to do a drawing of him…)

Please let NBCBlacklist know (tweet, tumblr, Facebook, WHATEVER!!!) that we love Baz, and Baz should NOT be killed off.  Make him a recurring character like Mr. Kaplan at the least, and let this man continue to be as badass as he possibly can (on AND off the screen).

And THAT’S why he’s “Motherf%&cking BAZ.”^^^

Please spread the word on this amazing man and tell NBCBlacklist WE WANT BAZ!!!

~this information was gathered from various sources on the web, but mainly from this great article… www.focusonthefamily.com/socialissues/citizen-magazine/the-rescuers