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I AM SO PISSED AT THIS ARTICLE I LITERALLY THREW THE MAGAZINE AGAINST THE WALL WHEN I WAS DONE. IT TALKS ABOUT HOW UNHAPPY AND LONELY SHE IS BEING SINGLE AND HOW MEN ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM HER. EXCUSE ME SHE CHOOSES TO BE SINGLE AND SHE IS FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT IT TOO.
WHEN SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND YOU TRASH HER AND WHEN SHE IS SINGLE YOU ALSO TRASH HER SHE LITERALLY CANT CATCH A BREAK. THEY MISQUOTED HER SO MANY TIMES AND COMPLETELY MADE UP THOSE THINGS ABOUT THE GUYS ON THE RIGHT IM SO BEYOND PISSED. fCUK

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WWI Rap Battle

Please watch this…it explains the situation better than I could

Kaiser Wilhelm tho I can’t even

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sydney: [dylan and i] had a lot in common. haven’t really had that with anyone in a while.
andrew: me neither.

simon: what’d [your mother] say about andrew?
sydney: that i would r e g r e t the things i don’t do.

OH MY GOD??? I HEARD A STORY ON THE RADIO ABOUT SOME AUSSIE GUY WHO GOT BITTEN BY A BROWN SNAKE WHICH IS LIKE SUPER VENOMOUS SO HE BONKED IT ON THE HEAD WITH HIS SHOVEL AND THEN HE CALLED THE AMBULANCE (THE RADIO GUY SAID “AMBOS” WOW) AND THEN HE JUST WENT INSIDE AND GOT A BEER

HE DIDN’T EVEN WAKE UP HIS TEENAGE SON COS HE DIDN’T WANT TO BOTHER HIM HE JUST WENT “WELL IF I’M GONNA DIE I’M GONNA HAVE A BEER”

AND THEN HE HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE ANTI-VENOM SO HE ALMOST DIED AGAIN AND THEN HE WENT HOME AND HAD TWO BEERS THIS IS JUST EVERY AUSSIE STEREOTYPE EVER

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT’S LIKE COOKING WITH GAMZEE AND KURLOZ

someone please make a comic out of this