I-am-so-in-love-with-this-idiot

anonymous asked:

In response to your questions: I am an idiot. My favourite colour would be violet or lavender, or any gentle colour, really. I would love a datemate, but I have no game. My mom... it depends. I DO HAVE A SWITCH, AND I'VE BEEN PLAYING THE SHIT OUTTA BREATH OF THE WILD. My friend's eyes are brownish hazel? Went an hour ago? I don't know. I don't know. No candles here. Not done with cooleg. I don't cook, but I also don't use olive oil.

Spain: “YOU”RE SO LUCKYYYY!!!! I WISH I HAD ONE!!!”

anonymous asked:

What's your favorite bangtan bomb and why?

okay I tried to pick a favorite but only got it narrowed down to 6 lmao so I’ll just give those

  1. “what am I to you?” - yoongi and hoseok just look so damn good and I love seeing them all in their element 
  2. “jimin makes a quatrain with jin & jk” - all I have to say about this one: jimin’s choker and shirt, jin’s windshield wiper laugh, jin’s groan, jin saying “aninde,” jin
  3. “it’s the pose when bts sleep normally” - just ?? lmao hobi and kook and hobi at the end and yoongi, it’s all perfect. it’s a mess, but it’s perfect
  4. “runway in the night” - what can I say? they’re all idiots and I laugh during this entire thing 
  5. “let’s speak english!” - the iconic bangtan bomb, the one that means a lot to me since I have lovely memories of watching it with my best friend. how could you not love every second of this one?
  6. “j-hope is trying to wear contact lenses” - well? it’s 1:08 of my beautiful baby boy hobi trying to put in contact lenses. he’s my love, I’m easy to please 

let’s talk about bangtan!!

TIME FOR ME TO YELL ABOUT YURI EPISODE 7 BECAUSE THE CANON HAS LANDED SPOILERS AHOY

FIRST OFF WE GET THE SLEEPING TOGETHER

THEN VICTOR OFFERS TO KISS YURI WHILE HE’S CRYING LIKE IT’S NORMAL FOR THEM

THEN YURI IS FUCKING ADORABLE

BUT THEN THEY FUCKING KISSED

TOTALLY FUCKING KISSED

LOOK AT THE REACTIONS

AND JUDGING BY YURI’S ‘Well aren’t you just the cutest” REACTION THIS ISN’T THE FIRST KISS

THEY ARE SO CUTE AND IN LOVE AND I AM DEAD. DEAD FOREVER. THIS KILLED ME IN A SHOWER OF RAINBOWS AND HAPPY GAYS.

ALSO IN THIS EPISODE OTHER THEN HIS ONE FUCK UP VICTOR WAS THE BEST BOYFRIEND AND HE FELT SO BAD ABOUT THE FUCK UP AND YURI WAS LIKE “MY BOYFRIEND IS AN IDIOT BUT I LOVE HIM” AND I CAN’T GET OVER THIS! I AM SO HAPPY!

Yeah, I love them too. Kind people. Warm people. People who pursue things they’re attracted to and want to live earnestly. I love them too.”

I am a huge idiot with a hundred deadlines to meet but i wanted to draw something that isn’t for class or portfolio hhhhaaaaaa byeee 

Okay this is random but does anyone else lose their shit when Zen said he buys marshmallows when he misses a ladies lips???????

Like. I can just imagining him drinking beer with a bag of marshmallows, so lonely. Maybe even drawing faces on them and kissing them and talking to them.

“I love u Zen!!! Ur the greatest actor ever! Ur so handsome and strong, Please marry me!”

No, marshmallow. I promised to never get involved with a fan. I have a rough past, please don’t fall for someone like me.”

“Don’t be afraid of our love, Zen. KISS ME



…No?…….Just me?….lmfao

As far as Destiel goes, I am super torn between shipper Sam, and totally oblivious Sam:

Either, he has known they love each other for years (longer than Cas and Dean even), has been trying to drop subtle hints for ever, is so done with the staring and sexual tension whenever they go anywhere, owes his perfected eye-roll to these two idiots, probably has an account on some Supernatural fan site where he vents, has already half written his best man speech, and is THIS close to locking them both in a cupboard until the penny drops.

Or, he has always prided himself on his observation skills as a hunter, but where his brother and the angel are concerned he doesn’t have a clue. Dean gets up with a hickey on his neck and Sam wonders when the hell he had time to go out last night. They are sitting, staring at each other, and Sam just thinks, thank God for some quiet, I can get on with this research. He does frown when Dean insists on booking a separate motel room to him, but Sam’s got a cold at the moment so hey, maybe his brother doesn’t want to listen to him snore. In the end, it’s a tiny thing that gives the game away. The faintest brush of Dean’s fingers over Cas’s knuckles as he serves dinner one day in the bunker. And every little thing from the last six or so years suddenly slots into place, and Sam almost falls out of his chair laughing. 

I am blocking every single person who I see calling me delusional, crazy, idiotic, and desperate. I have given this corner of the fandom so much over the past year, I’ve written metas and fix-its all because I love this community and I’ve never asked for anything in return, I’ve never fought with anyone, and I’ve never gone out of my way to engage those who viciously disagree because my followers do not deserve to see such negativity on their dashboards. I try to put my best self out here every time I come online because it is the right thing to do and I want to have fun. And now TJLCers are dragging me? Excuse me? How does anyone have the nerve to do such things, after all we’ve done for each other? I don’t care if we’re mutuals, if I see you adding negativity directed to me personally on my own posts, I will make sure you never encounter my fix-it fics or metas ever again. You can’t take a writer’s work for years for free only to criticize what you don’t like about them personally in the end. 

Diabolik Lovees fandom vs real

Fandom Reiji: salty mom, pigeon ,cries to sleep due to his siblings, sO LIGHT EM UP UP UP on FIREEEEE.🔥🔥🔥

real reiji: neRD .

Fandom Shuu: perverted shoe. LaZY LifE 🎻🎻🎻🎼🎼🎶🎶🎼

Real shuu: morns over childhood friend, scared of betrayel ,mozart fanboy.🎻 💤💤💤💤

Fandom ayato: idiot , boastful dork ,loves basketball and female …uh that.

Real ayato: actually thinks, superiority complex, arrogant but caring. Loves female ….uh that.

Fandom laito: pervert.

Real laito: pervert.

Fandom kanato: bipolar kid, love of life teddy, hate on everyone, raw salt, house of wax. DoLLs.

Real ka- who am i kidding he is that way.

Fandom subaru: tsunbunny, nice, cinnamon roll, a car and a bunny, anger managment problem anD WALL- CHAN. 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🌻🌻🌸🌸

Real subaru: heavy meTAL BROKE MY *FLIPS WALLS*
HEART.  ⚡⚡⚡

Fandom ruki: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit. Christian grey.

Real ruki: nERD. Mom friend. Old man soul. Soup. I will make you proud father.📖👔🎓.

Fandom kou: two faced mean neko loving idol boy. Tinkerbell.

Real kou: regina george. 💄💄

Fandom yuma: Farmer. Dork.🍅🍅🍅

Real yuma: cannibal.

Fandom azusa: sweet sunshine child. Masochist knife loving child. Cinnamon roll. Teddy killer thug life🔪🔪🔪🔫🔫🔫💣💣💣

Real azusa: you have heard of sunshine child now get ready for

MOONLIGHT ADULT.✂✂✂

Fandom Kino: drugs 24/7. Game loving trash. Kill dem vamps yea. Dat boi. 👽👽👽

Real Kino: ?????👤👤????⁉⁉⁉

Fandom shin: Notice me carla -senpai !!! whO LET THE DOGS OUT WOOF WOOF.

Real shin: i will defeat my brother *looks up at the sky and wipes a tear*

Fandom carla:$enpai didnt notice🔚🚫⚠⚠ ❎❎🚫❌❌💢💢. No really shin sTOp.

Real carla:

inside *i hope shin ate his breakfast* * ooHh is that a 19th century painting*👀👀👌👌👍.

Outside *puts shin in prison* that is what you get for breaking my antique.

Fandom yui: what.

Real yui: wat.


Just for fun 👌👌

Boy In Lust (Sanha Smut)

Summary: You didn’t think you would ever be able to listen to BTS the same way again. Let alone look at the practice room mirror ever again without blushing. Smut. 

(A/N: so I happened upon the videos of Astro dancing to BTS and just about died. and I don’t know why they ever wasted these boys on a cutesie concept. (although I love the song Breathless so much I am very thankful for it). but anyway this was just supposed to be a quick, 2 second blurb, and it turned into four hours of my life absorbed in Sanha feels that I don’t even want to get back. so think of this as an early Christmas present for you all. warnings: excessive tropes, Sanha like you’ve never seen him before - in the best way ;), ice play?? wall sex, mirror sex, unprotected sex (don’t be like these idiots and always wear a condom, Mama said so) smut, minor smut, dirty talk, lots of swearing. um??? i don’t know. good stuff. I hope you all enjoy. -Tanisha<3)

It was a perfectly innocent gesture. 

Pick up coffee from the little shop on the corner on your way. It was along your way anyway, so it was no trouble at all, and it would be a nice treat for him anyway, for all of them. He had asked you to bring him a clean change of clothes because he had accidentally fallen asleep on the couch at the studio. Now it was afternoon the next day and yes, you were proud of him for working so hard, but quite appalled at him for not taking care of himself.

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someone: folie a fucking deux man i love this album so much im gonna fUCK IT. most underrated album of EVER. you idiots didnt grasp this piece of excellence. my 8 year old ass would have gone to every single folie show and singlehandedly fought EVERYONE who boo’d. i am ride or die for this album, the one album that should have gotten every reward, the most UNDERRATED ALBUM-
me: ioh was good

so i didn’t know that Neil casually/accidentally wearing a crop top was a kink of mine??

- neil stumbling out of the bedroom in the morning with bed hair and wearing an old dryer-shrunken exy shirt
- that’s tight around his broad shoulders and wayyyy too short neilhowdidyounotnotice
- and andrew’s eyes go directly to his toned, tan stomach
- and Neil smiles really affectionately and sleepily at him and keeps walking to the kitchen
- so andrew gets a perfect view as he walks away of his tapered waist and the dimples on his lower back
- andrew had stopped talking to Nicky mid-sentence (not that Nicky noticed, he’s too busy staring at that fine piece of- neil too), and now he looks back at Nicky and growls “get out”
- and then he’s throwing himself over the back of the couch and heading towards neil
- who is now leaning against the counter and watching andrew’s approach
- I can’t decide if he has a shitty face because he knows exactly what he’s doing by wearing that ‘shirt’ or if he has whydoesandrewlooklikehesgoingtokillme face because he actually has no idea what he’s doing
- Andrew takes the coffee mug out of Neil’s hands and puts it on the counter next to them, gets in real close and asks, deep and gravely, “yes or no”
- Neil’s eyes widen and he says “yes” (soft and mumbly ‘cause he’s still waking up)((friends sleepy neil kills me))
- andrew puts his hands on Neil’s waist, lets his fingers trail up under the hem of the shirt, feeling both the silky smooth (and warm, so warm) skin and the striations of Neil’s scars
- Neil doesn’t say anything, he just watches Andrew’s enraptured face
- There’s a minute or two of Andrew just touching Neil and running his hands (and maybe mouth once or twice) over Neil’s bared skin
- and then Andrew’s hands move back up Neil’s sides again but take the fabric with them and neil gets the hint
- then they do it in the kitchen
- Neil keeps the shirt and maybe ‘accidentally’ shrinks a few more

idk just forever give me Neil not knowing how stupidly attractive he is and Andrew having problems keeping his hands off because of it

Viktor: I am very chill
Also Viktor: I have a cough and now WebMD is telling me that I’m dying I NEED A HOSPITAL

Yuuri: Viktor is so ridiculous and dramatic but I love him
Also Yuuri: IF VIKTOR DIES I WON’T BE FAR BEHIND WHERE IS THE AMBULANCE

Yurio: I’m surrounded by idiots
Also Yurio: I’m pretending I’m indifferent BUT WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG TO GET TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM

Paramedic: Life is good and I’m saving lives :)
Also Paramedic: I don’t get paid enough for this.

Naruto knows the difference between his love for ramen and his feelings for people, you fucking idiots.

I am so done hearing this and now having to see in on his wiki page. All Naruto talks about is bonds and you think he doesn’t know the difference?

He said that Iruka pulled him out of his dark place as a young child.

He said that Sasuke was his first and best friend.

Even if it was shallow in the beginning, Naruto had a crush on Sakura.

Kakashi was also someone who Naruto admired and cared for a lot.

Naruto grew very attached to Jiraiya and said that he really understood how it was to lose a loved one after his death. 

Naruto knew that Sakura’s love confession was fake and rejected it. You would think he would have gladly accepted that from a girl he had feelings for for such a long time. Still, he didn’t. He understood that she was not really in love with him because he UNDERSTANDS FEELINGS AND WHAT IT MEANS TO LOVE SOMEONE IN A ROMANTIC OR PLATONIC SENSE.

Naruto had many different kinds of relationships with many different people. Even Gaara, who was once his enemy, became very important to him.

STOP TRYING TO JUSTIFY NARUHINA BY SAYING HE WAS COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO HIS FEELINGS FOR HER.

Not trying to hate on Hinata but damn, she was not one of the most important people to him. Stop trying to act like Naruto is some bozo moron, it’s ridiculous.

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“Hinata… This big idiot finally understands… The real meaning of the scarf you gave me when you went with Toneri… I know now, from the scarf you painstakingly knitted and took so long to finish, that your love can’t be unraveled so easily… Wait for me… This whole time, you always loved me for the way I am… Now, as a man, there’s something I must tell you… Hinata, I swear I will save you!”

reasons why you should listen to Natasha, Pierre, & The Great Comet of 1812
  • is described as an electropop opera based on a seventy page slice of War and Peace
  • is described by a friend of mine as eastern european folk music but also country
  • but he’s wrong so actually don’t listen to that
  • phillipa soo is in it
  • PHILLIPA SOO
  • why would you pass up a chance to listen to pippa’s amazing voice belt to this crazy lovely strange music
  • I was blasting it the other day and my parents came home and my dad’s reaction was basically, “we step out for five minutes and you’re throwing a rave”
  • no, dad, this is not a rave
  • because it’s tolstoy, there’s just so much nineteenth century russian etiquette and I’m a nerd who is incredibly entertained by it
  • and the characters narrate their own actions as they happen, which always sounds idiotic when I do it, but here I am just inexplicably charmed by it
  • there’s this one note that lucas steele, who plays anatole kuragin, sings that apparently was written as a joke because nobody was going to sing that ridiculously high note
  • but lucas fucking HITS THAT NOTE
  • I swear from a technical standpoint this musical is unbelievable and between lucas and pippa I basically spend the entire time freaking out because hot damn your range
  • and the music
  • the music is just so cool dammit dave malloy
  • it is certifiably one of the coolest things
  • PHILLIPA SOO
  • just check it out okay