I-am-so-in-love-with-this-idiot

tofukuga  asked:

Sometimes I think ... just what is the akashi fandom? We love this idiot so much that we friggin ship him with himself!?

…………… i was told by several people that the akashi fans are……. er, not usual i mean if you google images of “akashi fans”…… (¯―¯٥) but what the hell, let’s do whatever we want as long as we dont commit any crime or hurt anyone am i right ☆~(ゝ‎ڡ ∂)

How the Signs say "I love you"
  • Aries : "You're such an idiot"
  • Taurus : "You're hilarious"
  • Gemini : "I actually like you"
  • Cancer : "You mean so much to me"
  • Leo : "I like being with you"
  • Virgo : "You're such a weirdo"
  • Libra : "You're my favorite kind of person"
  • Scorpio : "I hate you"
  • Sagittarius : "Gosh I could kiss you"
  • Capricorn : "I guess you're ok"
  • Aquarius : "Damn you're almost as crazy as I am"
  • Pisces : "I love you"
How the signs say "I love you"
  • Aries: "You're such an idiot"
  • Taurus: "You're hilarious"
  • Gemini: "I actually like you"
  • Cancer: "You mean so much to me"
  • Leo: "I like being with you"
  • Virgo: "You're such a weirdo"
  • Libra: "You're my favorite kind of person"
  • Scorpio: "I hate you"
  • Sagittarius: "Gosh I could kiss you"
  • Capricorn: "I guess you're ok"
  • Aquarius: "Damn you're almost as crazy as I am"
  • Pisces: "I love you"

Right now, almost an hour after the concert, all I can think of is Seungcheol. Not S.coups but Choi Seungcheol. Seungcheol who entered Pledis when he was barely 12-13 years old and was promised a debut as an original pedis boy under a 5-membered group called Tempest. Seungcheol practicing days after days and awaiting his debut. Seungcheol realising that tempest won’t debut but instead they will debut as Seventeen with more members than he’d ever imagine. Seungcheol still welcoming them all and taking them under his own wing, and taking up the role as their leader being the eldest and most experienced. Seungcheol finally becoming S.coups. Seungcheol finally debuting as the leader of the new group Seventeen with 13 members after training for 7 long years. Seventeen where there’s a lot of members and much lesser opportunities to be recognised yet Seungcheol looking after every single one of them as his own child or younger sibling, providing them mental and physical comfort as best as possible to him.
And finally today, Seungcheol finally standing on stage at the start of their first ever concert, all his dreams finally coming true. All the sweat and late night practices being worth it!

I don’t know about you all, but I have such immense respect for this boy right here. I’m so happy he waited and practiced hard for 7 years without giving up, because had he done that, seventeen probably wouldn’t have had such great a leader. And I really appreciate this boy so much, for undertaking so much and undergoing so much pain just so that he’ll be able to do what he was able to do today.

look at my arm right there. see that? i got that when i was eighteen years old, and i’ll tell you something i regret it ‘cause this tattoo don’t come off. i have a tattoo of a cows head because i loved that cheese then. so i get the cow, and i go in there, and i’m a little drunk and i said gimme that cow head from that cheese i love that cheese. now i have a cow, a cheese cow, on my arm brendon. don’t get a tattoo. that’s what i’m telling you. play soccer. brendon take a look at my chest. no i’m serious look at that. you know what that is right there? thats the woman from the chiquita banana. i got that tattooed on my chest. i am an idiot. i got trademark products all over my body, it’s like going to a market, because i was drunk one night. don’t live like me, alright? now you go out there and play great

ARIES: i wish i could be there to calm your shaking hands. please don’t be scared, i know what it’s like to fight off the demon in your bed. you can do it.

TAURUS: you’re probably walking around half an idiot right now cause of her smile, and i’m incredibly happy for you. be careful though. you’re not all sharp edges like everyone thinks.

GEMINI: you’ve got to take some time and learn to love yourself before you say you love others. yourself is the best thing you have, please don’t lose it.

CANCER: i know sometimes you think you’re not important, but let this be your reminder that you’ve got one of the largest parts of my heart and i am so grateful for you everyday.

LEO: our days are smile or go to jail but i suppose prison can’t be that bad if you’re by my side. your support is the only reason i’m standing up somedays.

VIRGO: don’t trip over your running shoes, and remember sometimes it’s alright to slow down and breathe. calm yourself, i believe in you.

LIBRA: you’re the one thing i won’t forget this month. i want your days to be sweet like lemon gelato.

SCORPIO: i miss your voice shouting back at me, and i miss the sound of his laugh. come back, you have a home here. you are loved, i promise.

SAGITTARIUS: it’ll be okay as long as you’ve got your paintbrush or something to draw with. let it all out.

CAPRICORN: revisit yourself with no one around. you’ll be surprised at what you find.

AQUARIUS: your heart is not all poison, especially if you’ve made it this far. keep doing what makes you happy. stress is not company you should keep.

PISCES: i want to hold your hand and dance to radiohead with you. do what you love, and enjoy the colors of fall. the seasons go by in the blink of an eye.

—  OCTOBER ADVICE FOR THE SIGNS // X.V
Sun and Moon in a nutshell

Trainer Sun: Im so excited for my adventure!

Trainer Moon: lol lets do this shit

Mom: I’ll unpack these bags SOMEDAY……..

Lillie: Nebbie stop it

Nebbie: Wheeee!

Hau: FUCK! I love Masaladas!!!

Kukui: MY BODY IS READY WOOOOO

Masked Royal: HELLO I AM MASKED ROYAL WHO IS NOT KUKUI? HELLO 3 CHILDREN! LET US HAVE A FOURWAY……………BATTLE

Team Skull: Take us seriously dammit

Guzma: ITS YA BOI

Plumeria: Don’t hurt my nerds

Gladion: I’m surrounded by idiots

Lusamine: I’m not evil. NOW LET ME LOOOOOOVE YOU

Wicke: What do you mean I shouldn’t look up fanart of myself?

Faba: My god I’m fucking perfect

Members: We are not grunts.

Yeah, I love them too. Kind people. Warm people. People who pursue things they’re attracted to and want to live earnestly. I love them too.”

I am a huge idiot with a hundred deadlines to meet but i wanted to draw something that isn’t for class or portfolio hhhhaaaaaa byeee 

so i didn’t know that Neil casually/accidentally wearing a crop top was a kink of mine??

- neil stumbling out of the bedroom in the morning with bed hair and wearing an old dryer-shrunken exy shirt
- that’s tight around his broad shoulders and wayyyy too short neilhowdidyounotnotice
- and andrew’s eyes go directly to his toned, tan stomach
- and Neil smiles really affectionately and sleepily at him and keeps walking to the kitchen
- so andrew gets a perfect view as he walks away of his tapered waist and the dimples on his lower back
- andrew had stopped talking to Nicky mid-sentence (not that Nicky noticed, he’s too busy staring at that fine piece of- neil too), and now he looks back at Nicky and growls “get out”
- and then he’s throwing himself over the back of the couch and heading towards neil
- who is now leaning against the counter and watching andrew’s approach
- I can’t decide if he has a shitty face because he knows exactly what he’s doing by wearing that ‘shirt’ or if he has whydoesandrewlooklikehesgoingtokillme face because he actually has no idea what he’s doing
- Andrew takes the coffee mug out of Neil’s hands and puts it on the counter next to them, gets in real close and asks, deep and gravely, “yes or no”
- Neil’s eyes widen and he says “yes” (soft and mumbly ‘cause he’s still waking up)((friends sleepy neil kills me))
- andrew puts his hands on Neil’s waist, lets his fingers trail up under the hem of the shirt, feeling both the silky smooth (and warm, so warm) skin and the striations of Neil’s scars
- Neil doesn’t say anything, he just watches Andrew’s enraptured face
- There’s a minute or two of Andrew just touching Neil and running his hands (and maybe mouth once or twice) over Neil’s bared skin
- and then Andrew’s hands move back up Neil’s sides again but take the fabric with them and neil gets the hint
- then they do it in the kitchen
- Neil keeps the shirt and maybe ‘accidentally’ shrinks a few more

idk just forever give me Neil not knowing how stupidly attractive he is and Andrew having problems keeping his hands off because of it

“Good. Now stop crying… idiot”

No but imagine Sirius has finally finished fixing up the bike

And he’s so excited about it and the first person he can find is Remus because James is out with Lily and Peter is in detention

And Sirius is like COME ON IT WITH ME

And Remus is like ‘are you fucking kidding me there is no way I am getting on that death trap’

But Sirius manages to persuade him with chocolate (and Remus also realises that he’ll get to be incredibly close to Sirius without it seeming weird)

But then they get on the bike and Remus realises that it is the WORST MISTAKE HE HAS EVER MADE IN HIS LIFE BECAUSE SIRIUS HAS NO CLUE HOW TO DRIVE IT AND FUCK THEY ARE BOTH GOING TO DIE

But Sirius (the little shit) just laughs and says “are you a Gryffindor or aren’t you?” and Remus is about to hit him but he’s too scared to move at all so he just resorts to glaring at him behind his back and holding onto him as tightly as he fucking can

And then Sirius miraculously gets used to the bike and Remus begins to actually quite enjoy it, the wrapping his arms around Sirius’ waist, and being so close to him and oh Merlin he smells amazing

And Sirius is oh so smug because “MOONY I DID IT! WE’RE FLYING!” and Remus is like “YOU CAN FLY A BROOM YOU FUCKWIT” but secretly he’s smiling and enjoying every minute of it and ugh he could be this close to him forever

But then Sirius gets cocky (shocker) and DECIDES TO DO TRICKS and Remus’ heart is in his stomach and OH MERLIN HE WAS GOING TO DIE AND HIS LAST LETTER TO HIS MOTHER WAS ABOUT HER SENDING HIM MORE SOCKS FOR CHRIST’S SAKE

And Sirius does one loopdeloop too many because they’re PLUMMETING TO THE GROUND and Remus closes his eyes because THIS IS THE END but at least he dies wrapped around Sirius because really there are worse ways to go - meanwhile Sirius is pressing EVERY BUTTON to try and get them to stop

And he manages it just as they are about a foot from the ground and they are both thrown from the bike due to the impact and Sirius lands on Remus with an oomph

And Remus can see his freckles and the blue flecks in his eyes but he can’t concentrate on them because he’s so happy to be ALIVE and he starts hitting Sirius like “YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US YOU TWAT” and Sirius’ only response is “BUT I DIDN’T DID I”

But Remus just keeps rambling on and on about how the bike is a death trap and how it should be banned from the grounds and he’s never going near it again and it doesn’t matter how hot you look on it because I will–

But he’s cut off by Sirius’ lips on his and his heart is beating fast again but for a whole different reason

And when Sirius pulls away he has this adorable goofy smile on his face and he goes “I can’t believe it worked”

And it takes Remus a second but then he realises that “YOU THOUGHT A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE WAS A GOOD WAY TO SEDUCE ME?!” “Well it worked, didn’t it?”

And Remus is rambling again about how he’s a fucking nutter and it’s a wonder he’s ever dated anyone

But then Sirius cuts him off again by kissing him and wrapping his arms around his waist and Remus finds that he doesn’t quite mind anymore

But there is no doubt in his head: Sirius Black will be the death of him

clexa au
A Soccer Love Story by @onebigroughdraft

Meet Lexa Woods: star of the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team, trying to lead her team to another Olympic gold medal. Meet Clarke Griffin: new team doctor, and the only one capable of turning the world-class athlete into a stuttering, clumsy fool. It’s a soccer love story, ya’ll.