do you think mermaids would be like really blown away by butts. Like people always wear pants, how do those legs attach and then it's like WHOA weird flesh lumps? what are those even for? Idk it's like 2 AM and I find the idea of mika finding just the existence of yuu's butt like, total shocking really hilarious
Y'KNOW this is an excellent point??? Yes?? I strongly believe that mermaids would have this odd fascination and confusion with human butts (much less legs and little stubby toes that go with it…)
One day, Yuu’s gets up and pats the dirt off his pants near his butt, and Mika just stares and Yuu’s like?? do you have a problem…?
“Oh, not really? It’s just…your…"butt” is so… round and squishy. What is it used for exactly?“ Mika asks ever-so-innocently as he proceeds to poke Yuu’s butt from behind.
Then Yuu’s gonna go through firsthand embarrassment and explain how the digestive system works…That aside, I still think Mika would be so mesmerized by the qualities of legs and butts (maybe only Yuu’s in particular)