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The Evolution of a Sherlockian.
  • A Study in Pink:
  • Me: Hmm, this is actually really good. I love the writing.
  • Me: That Sherlock guy is kinda good looking.
  • Me: I might have to watch more of this...
  • Me: Awww, that's adorable! The guy thinks they're a couple.
  • The Blind Banker:
  • Me: Wow I'm really getting into this.
  • Me: Oh gosh, he's really adorable, isn't he? Maybe I should blog about him a little...
  • Me: Oh, look at that. Martin's really adorable too.
  • Me: Why am I unhappy about John having a girlfriend?
  • The Great Game:
  • Me: I can't stop.
  • Me: This might be perfection. Also I'm in love with Ben.
  • Me: Why am I so attracted to Moriarty? I FEEL CONFLICTED!
  • Me: OH GOD SHERLOCK JUST TELL JOHN YOU LOVE HIM ALREADY!
  • A Scandal in Belgravia:
  • Me: OK, THE WHOLE CAST CAN JUST MARRY ME RIGHT NOW! We'll have a June wedding. it's be perfect, oh god I just love my Sherlock babies so much!!!!
  • Me: Oh, and also Irene Adler? I love ya], but if you don't stop trying to sink my ship, I WILL END YOU.
  • Hound of the Baskervilles:
  • Me: JOHNLOCK JOHNLOCK JOHLOCK HELP ME I HAVE NO LIFE ANYMORE. EVERYTHING IS SHERLOCK AND NOTHING HURTS OH GOD I NEED JOHNLOCK SEX, holy mother of Moffat.
  • Reichenbach Falls:
  • Me: This is the last episode of the season. Help. I can't survive without this.
  • Me: I....John. Stop. What are you saying, my baby isn't dead.
  • Me: WHAT IS THIS.
  • Me: YOU CAN NOT DO THIS TO ME.
  • Me: DON;T YOU DARE DROP THAT FUCKING PHONE, SHERLOCK. NO....NOOOOOOOO MY BABY COME BACK!!!!!! Oh god oh god oh god asdfghjkl; i can not function my life is over. Oh god halp I am dying where is my third season. WHERE IS IT? I AM EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE!!!!
… [I]f you can learn a simple trick, Scout, you’ll get along a lot better with all kinds of folks. You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view-”
“Sir?”
“-until you climb in his skin and walk around in it.
—  Atticus Finch, Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird

SO IT’S A CERTAIN LOVELY PERSON’S BIRTHDAY TODAY

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And I want to take a moment to wish her a very happy one full of nice things because she certainly deserves it. (Not that she doesn’t deserve every day to be happy of course, but this is a good excuse to tell her so.)

… Buuut I’m in a field or something so this message is brought to you by the Mazatron 42 (now 69% more lifelike!)