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SO IT’S A CERTAIN LOVELY PERSON’S BIRTHDAY TODAY

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And I want to take a moment to wish her a very happy one full of nice things because she certainly deserves it. (Not that she doesn’t deserve every day to be happy of course, but this is a good excuse to tell her so.)

… Buuut I’m in a field or something so this message is brought to you by the Mazatron 42 (now 69% more lifelike!)