Requested by dolleye
Theme: au!Animal Crossing
“How the fuck did you steal my bells?!”
Izaya was getting bored because it was almost too easy to scam Shizuo.
Sprawled in Shizuo’s bed, the two had decided to do homework together, but Izaya took out his DS and managed to convince Shizuo to do the same, explain that they should relax before doing any work. Shizuo, knowing that he probably would take more than twice as long to do the homework by himself than with Izaya even with the break, ended up agreeing, though he looked grumpy.
Scowling, he smashed the buttons on his device furiously.
“Did you steal my neighbor too?!”
“What can I say? People love me.”
“You fuckin’ wish!! What the–are you diggin’ holes?! Don’t just go diggin’ holes!!”
“Relax, Shizu-chan… you need peach trees, aa?”
“…Well, yeah, but don’t just go diggin’ holes!!”
Giving a lazy smirk, Izaya planted a few seeds before running off. He began to bury the money he’d taken from Shizuo, humming as he did so; he was more than aware that Shizuo was still fuming, probably checking if the rest of his neighbors were still there. Izaya already had plans to send Shizuo one of his own favorites, willing to give her up because he knew Shizuo liked the cow neighbors the best.
Actually, Izaya liked her because she, as a cow, reminded him of Shizuo.
“Shizu-chan, how about you come over to my town?”
“You can steal a neighbor and dig holes too.”
“…Then hurry up and open your goddamn gate!!”