Thank you for trusting us, despite our track record
Aw, it's fine, I just hope we are as good a loving couple as you two
Rubes, we're not dating
I mean, I've dated guys...wanted to, at least
Same, rarely but same. But we're not, well, to borrow Nora's language, "together-together"
Wha-, but? WHA?
You sound shocked
You look into each other's eyes, miss each other within seconds of staying appart, always come together, flirt with others together AND AT EACH OTHER. Look, I have nothing against two dudes just being friends, but that's the most homoerotic friendship I've ever seen, and I know how Weiss and I act.
You don't get it Rubedude. This is true friendship, no, BROTHERHOOD, as I was taught. We have a bond that goes stronger than anything
Where did you even learn to treat your bros!?
“spilled my drink down your shirt and then tried to drink it off you” - jeyne/theon
Jeyne woke up with a hangover. She also woke up in a bed she didn’t recognize next to a shirtless guy who was also really hot. That wasn’t unusual for her, really, but she did have to wonder why they were both still wearing pants.
“Morning,” the guy said, yawning. “How you feeling?”
“Hungover,” she said.
“Let me get you some aspirin.” He got up and padded out the door. Jeyne looked at her reflection in the camera to make sure she didn’t look terrible, and then she went through her phone to see if there were any clues last night as to how she’d ended up here. But there was nothing; the last snap on her snapchat story was her taking a jello shot early in the night. The guy came back in with a glass of water and two aspirin, which Jeyne promptly took.
“You don’t remember anything, do you?” he asked with a crooked smile.
She gave him a guilty smile. “Not really.”
“We didn’t have sex.”
She gave a small sigh. “I’m both relieved and disappointed. Why didn’t we…?”
“Because you were incredibly drunk,” he said, sitting on the edge of the bed.
She raised an eyebrow. “But how did I end up in your bed?”
He smiled. “You spilled your drink down my shirt and then you tried to drink it off me.”
“Jeyne, you ho,” she whispered.
“I didn’t mind. I went in my room to take it off and you followed me, and we ended up making out for a while and then we fell asleep,” he said. “I promise, that’s all that happened.”
Jeyne rubbed her head. “It’s coming back to me. I am. Really sorry about that.”
“It was nice,” he said. “I mean, if you’re cool with it, of course.”
“Yes and no,” she said. “I’m definitely cool with the making out with you part. Just not the part where I was drunk off my ass.”
“We can always make out another time when you’re sober,” he said with another crooked smile.
Jeyne beamed. “Yes please. But maybe another time, when I feel less like a Ke$ha song.”
“Fair enough. Can I make you breakfast?”
Jeyne closed her eyes. “Oh god. Yes please.” She was pretty sure she was in love.
Hi everybody, ’Mary’ here - again! You do remember me, your new storyteller, don’t you? (link) My dear colleague Jim - Mr Homophobia - asked me to add a couple of things to my last lesson about him (link) – just to highlight some stuff he’s particularly proud of…
Jim has made some important achievements regarding homophobia. Last time I told you about how he managed to give LGBTQ people a negative representation and how his influence made a lesbian pretend to fall in love with a man. I also showed you how the two of us managed to leave a forceful imprint on Sherlock, enough for him to question his own sanity, his self worth and even his right to live. Great job, wasn’t it?
But if you look at the whole picture there are more things to boast about, on a society level, and I’ll try to go through them in chronological order:
1. In TRF Mr Homophobia managed to (at least symbolically) take over the rule of the country:
But – come to think of it – something similar actually seems to have happened before:
”Children who need to be taught to respect traditional moral values are being taught that they have an inalienable right to be gay. —- All of those children are being cheated of a sound start in life - yes cheated.” (quote from Margaret Thatcher’s speech to Conservative Party Conference October 9, 1987)
Oh, what a remarkable woman! Such a pity we couldn’t stop Sherlock from smashing that beautiful bust of her in TST:
But at least Maggie managed to make an imprint on him:
2. In TRF Mr Homophobia also sees to it that Sherlock is put behind bars…
…while the real criminals are getting away:
Ah, Pentonville Prison! Just like the case of some other Wilde person I seem to recall from long ago… I mean, how many hate crimes are never solved? But fortunately Mr Homophobia makes sure the detectives are imprisoned… Atta boy!
3. Thanks to Mr Homophobia’s influence on media, in TRF we see them speculate about people’s sexual orientation in a rather meddlesome way:
And of course my dear husband would panic, wouldn’t he?
4. One of the most long-lasting achievements in TRF, I believe, was Mr Homophobia’s capacity to kidnap and poison children:
If they survived it, at least Jim made sure they would be scared the next time they saw an LGBTQ person:
And the best thing is, Jim also made sure this person was blamed for it all (see Maggie’s quote above for additional reference):
5. The final outcome - the icing on the cake – was when Jim pushed this someone to simply disappear, preferably by suicide:
And I believe you know the rest of the story; that’s where I was able to take over. So, I hope I’ve made my point quite clear here: Mr Homophobia is a valuable asset to our society, and together we rule this show right now – even though we’re supposed to be dead!
[Sorry, I just can’t stop doing this; I hope it doesn’t offend anyone. Because the thing is, the more I try to look at BBC Sherlock metaphorically and look for an alternative meaning of it rather than taking Series 4 at face value, the more sense it actually makes to me. The only thing I feel convinced about right now is that the villains have taken over the spirit of the show. And these villains do seem to represent something.]
your prospecter comic gives me life. its so good and i love it
ahhh, thank you! These two started off with a story idea I had for a Propeller-centric story I’m just building in my head, but as I was working on the comic, their back and forth started to grow and some of the stuff they do/say felt complimentary to their interactions and background. I’m still honestly not sure if I’m deep in the shipping wagon (I also dig Propeller/Phantom Striker), but this pairing is starting to fascinate me.
A~ age: 16
B~ biggest fear: judgement
C~ current time: 7:00 pm
D~ drink you last had: Diet Coke
E~ everyday starts with: being yelled at to get up
F~ favorite song rn: oh lord okay, um…one of my favorites right now is Last Young Renegade by All Time Low
G~ ghost, they real?: HECK YES
H~ hometown: Houston
I ~ in love with: @barricade-bromance and musicals
J ~ jealous of: honestly,, right now, people who can see Anastasia on broadway
K ~ killed someone: wtf kind of question is this?? No.
L ~ last time you cried: a little over 3 hours ago
M ~ middle name: Elizabeth
N ~ number of siblings: 1
O ~ one wish: @ the universe let me see anastasia live pls
P ~ last person you texted: @barricade-bromance
Q ~ question you’re always asked: how are you? (The answer is Not Good)
R ~ reason to smile: newsies comes out in less than a month im !!
S ~ song last sang: Journey to the Past from Anastasia
T ~ time you woke up: 6:40 am
V ~ vacation destination: ?? Idk i dont think abt vacations tbh
W ~ worst habit: PROCRASTINATION
X ~ xrays you’ve had: i had one on my chest a few months back
Y ~ favorite foods: pizza and pasta
Z ~ zodiac sign: libra
know that I love you/your blog so this is just my two cents about the m*ggie thing. like I know you've said separate actress from character but I think some people cant/chose not to when they're literally portraying her as "not white" when she is? like it's kind of a deal breaker. but I totally love the character/ IDEA of her character/sanvers some I think it's cool that you can get past that or whatever
yeah i totally get the white/not white thing and I don’t have a problem with people who don’t to like sanvers or floriana or whatever, but my problem is people hating on sanvers shippers and saying that we all support floriana and sending us hate for no good reason, like just let people enjoy the representation without bashing them for it
Are you named after someone? My middle name is the same as my grandmother. My mom also has a variation of it, so it’s kind of tradition.
When was the last time you cried? I faked cried today when one of my Kinders was being mean to another one. That probably doesn’t count, does it? Um, real crying, I can’t remember. Maybe a few months ago when I felt stressed.
Do you like your handwriting? Totally. I’m proud of my teacher writing.
What is your favorite lunch meat? Turkey
Do you have kids? Not yet
If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Obviously. I’m awesome. Some crazy people may not agree, but I think I’m an amazing friend!
Do you use sarcasm? Me? Never…… In all seriousness, they had to actually train the sarcasm out of me when I’m in the classroom so I don’t hurt kids feelings. But, outside of the classroom, I love the snarkasm.
Do you still have your tonsils? I think so? I actually don’t know for sure, now that I think about it, but I think I do.
Would you bungee jump? No! Unless, I was being chased by armed gunmen like in a Bond movie, then I might….
What is your favorite kind of cereal? I can’t have corn, so fruity pebbles/rice krispies.
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nope. I tie shoes literally all day with my job, so mine stay tied. My knots are legit.
Do you think you’re a strong person? Yep. Definitely. Plus, my self-esteem is rock solid, in case you couldn’t tell.
What is your favorite ice cream? Mint Chocolate Chip
What is the first thing you notice about people? Physically, probably their smile (or their body, ngl). But, overall, their humor/kindness.
What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? Ah, you’re making me choose? Awesome self-esteem, remember? I guess probably I want to lose more weight. I don’t hate my weight, but I am working on getting in more shape.
What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? Black. No shoes. I’m always barefoot at home. ;)
What are you listening to right now? Dancing with the Stars, lol. There’s music on there.
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Purple!
Favorite smell? I’ve never really thought of this. I have smelly stickers for work and I love the honey one.
Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? My sister
Favorite sport to watch? Baseball
Hair color? Brown
Eye color? Green
Do you wear contacts? Nope. Glasses. I don’t like things in my eyes.
What color of shirt are you wearing? Salmon-colored (or pink). Friends reference right there.
Summer or winter? Winter. I love the cold, but I also live in CA, so it’s easier than my poor friends suffering in the snow.
Hugs or kisses? Hugs
What book are you currently reading? High Rhymes and Misdemeanors. My mom sent it to me on Kindle.
Who do you miss right now? Probably my sister. She’s the only one of my close family who lives far.
What is on your mouse pad? I haven’t owned a mouspad in 15 years.
What is the last tv program you watched? Big Band Theory reruns
What is the best sound? My students laughing
Rolling Stones or The Beatles? The Stones
What is the furthest you have ever traveled? Europe
Do you have a special talent? I’m a Kindergarten whisperer
Where were you born? Los Angeles, CA
I’m not gonna tag anyone, because my tired brain can’t think of people who’d want to do this who haven’t already. BUT, I would love to get to know more of my followers and make some new friends. So, if you do this, please tag me so we can become friends. I love all of y’all!
“when in distress, draw a dude in a dress” is what i always say
and man a lot of you have been mentioning me on this post and the first time i saw it i fell in love but before drawing yuuri in that dress i had to find something for viktor and lo and behold i found this on my dash