I-HAD-TO-DO-IT-OKAY

THE SIGNS ON TINDER

Gemini: oKAY THEN YOU SWIPE LEFT IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM!

Libra: AND RIGHT IF YOU DO LIKE THEM!

Scorpio: AND THEN YOU CAN TEXT THEM AND THEY’LL TEXT YOU BACK AND- AQUARIUS! STOP SWIPING LEFT ON EVERYONE!

Aquarius: no

Leo: WHY IS NO ONE TEXTING ME???

Libra: ‘cause they might’ve swiped left on you

Leo: eXcUsE mE??

Sagittarius: ehehehehehe

Leo: PEOPLE LOVE ME, I JUST CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY’D SWIPE LEFT!

Aries: you sure people love you?

Leo: oH YOU WANNA GO? YOU WANNA GO?

Aries: *rolls eyes* if you want to-

Aquarius: -die sure you can go

Leo: wOW JUST W OW

Gemini: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SAYING “WOW”?

Leo: WOW OH MY GOD JUST WOW GUYS WOW WOW JUST W O W

Libra: yo Sagittarius, you got the popcorn?

Sagittarius: yeah, yeah i got you, dude 

Virgo: WHAT IS ALL THIS- THAT HURTS! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH THAT HURTS I NEED A DOCT- GOD! I NEED MEDICINE!

Sagittarius: no you don’t, that’s just you having a hangover, it’ll pass. JUST SLEEP

Virgo: NO I’M ALREADY UP!

*Aquarius walks to Virgo*

Aquarius: I got the stuffs 

Virgo: I DON’T WANT TO TAKE DRUGS!….AGAIN!

Aquarius: CHILL IT’S JUST SLEEPING PILLS

Virgo: OKAY THANKS *takes them and goes to their room*

Libra: Hey Scorpio whatcha doing?

Scorpio:..…..somebody, maybe soon….

Capricorn: wHAT

Aquarius: THEY SAID THEY’RE GONNA DO SOMEONE SOON!

Capricorn: WHY

Aquarius: FREEDOM

Scorpio: ;)

Aquarius: ;)

Aries: ;)

Capricorn: -_-

Taurus: wHERE’S THE FOOD

Sagittarius: up yer ass

Taurus: uHM THAT’S GROSS

Gemini: *snickers* THAT’S FUNNY

Leo: NO IT’S NOT I MEAN FOOD IS DELICIOUS AND WELL….THE….THIS IS WEIRD! WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY THAT’S A GROSS REMARK!

Aries: why’re you guys getting all worked up about a joke lol

Sagittarius: because some people can’t take a joke

Aquarius: *loudly slurping their slushee* it was totally me

*they look at Aquarius*

Aries: w ha t ?????

Aquarius: *shrug* jk 

Leo: *rolls eyes* oh my god

Taurus: I NEED FOOD!

Sagittarius: IT’S IN THE GODDAMN KITCHEN GO GET IT

Taurus: wow way to be rude

Gemini: this is getting out of hand what

Pisces: I know right

Gemini: WHERE’D YOU COME FROM

Pisces: I-

Sagittarius: up yer ass

Aquarius and Aries: *stifling laughter* oh ymd sdghjka

Virgo: *yelling from the their room 4 floors above* SSSSSHHHHHUUUUUUTT UUUUUPPPPP!!!

Aquarius, Aries, and Sagittarius: NO

Gemini: you guys have a death wish

Scorpio and Aquarius: no shit sherlock

Cancer: CAN YOU GUYS LIKE SHUT UP

Aries: wow that’s mean

Libra: WHAT HAPPENED

Cancer: 

Cancer: how did you know something was wrong?

Libra: you’re not this pissed off when you’re not triggered

Cancer: truuuuue. aNYWAYS I HAVE A HEADACHE

Aquarius: *puts out their blunt* sorry

Cancer: oh my god. 

Aquarius: okok i’ll do it outside chill

Cancer: I’M ALREADY CHILL

Aquarius: OKAY THEN DAMN

Sagittarius: JANET

Aquarius: EYYYYYYYYY

Sagittarius: EYYYYYYYY

Cancer: PLEASE SHOW YOUR FRIENDSHIP SOMEWHERE ELSE PLEASE

Sagittarius: *glare* wow guess who doesn’t like you anymore

Cancer: WOW JUST-

Leo: -WOWWWWW i had to heh

Cancer: i’m done

Pisces: THEY WERE KIDDING

Cancer: oh….sORRY

Aquarius: *smh* ok

Gemini: okok but where’s Capricorn?

Scorpio: probably counting the money we stole, won, and made.

Aries: we make and steal and win dirty money

Aquarius and Pisces: ;)))))))))

Taurus: wHICH I MAKE AND WIN

Aquarius: yEAH BUT ME AND ARIES STEAL

Sagittarius: hEY

Aquarius:

Aquarius: you just like to joke around with the security guards

Sagittarius: pFF PFF PFFFFFFFFFF SO

Aquarius: I KNOW WHAT YOU DO YOU LIL IDIOT I KNOW THAT YOU SEND RANDOM MESSAGES INTO THEIR WALKIES

Sagittarius: sHHHH

Aquarius: yeah you just scream “WALKER INTO LOBBY 5 CLEAN UP ON AISLE 6 SOMEONE MESSED UP SOMEONE’S FACE” every 5 seconds

Sagittarius: SHUT UPPPPPPPPPP

Gemini: wow Sagittarius

Sagittarius: OKAY OKAY I JOKE AROUND BUT-

Aquarius: you’re still a valued member of Aquarius and Aries Steal and Co. Team. :))

Aries: yeah Aries and Aquarius Steal and Co. Team :)))

Aquarius: yup totally Aquarius and Aries Steal and Co. Team :)))

Aries: Aries and Aquarius :))))

Aquarius: Aquarius and Aries :))))

Aries: AR-

Aquarius: AQUARIUS

Aries: I SAID-

Aquarius: A Q U A R I U S

Aries: I SAID-

Gemini: SHUT UP I GOT A TEXT

Libra: for the first time in foreverrrrrrrrr

Leo: I got 7 ;)

Gemini: sO

Scorpio: sssssHHHHHHHHUT UP WHAT DID THEY SAY

Gemini: “hey ur rlly hot”

Leo: mine’s are in poems and are actually grammaticized

Capricorn: *flips a table, kicks a chair out of their way, throws the cereal box behind them and pushes the door open* DID SOMEONE SAY GRAMMAR

Aquarius: *loud slurping of their slushie again* no they say grammaticized

Capricorn: thanks for ruining the moment

Aquarius: you’re so welcome

Gemini: THEY WANT TO COME OVER W H A T

Libra: ;)

Scorpio: please don’t steal their future significant other Libra, please

Libra: n-

Aquarius: oh.

Libra: can you-

Aquarius: not. 

Libra: OH MY G-

Aquarius: Grim reaper

Scorpio: what

Sagittarius: what

Taurus: what

Aries: heh

Gemini: WHAT SHOULD I SAY

Virgo: *from the other room* SAY “SURE” AND THEN ADD AN EMOJI

Aquarius: PFFFFFFFFFFF WHO EVEN USES EMOJIS

Sagittarius: *stops from clicking the laugh emoji* wow

Leo: ME I USE THEM

Aquarius: haha

Leo: WHAT’S SO FUNNY HUH

Aquarius: your using of emojis is funny

Leo: oh wow you-

Aquarius: shuddupidontwanttodealwithanyonetodaythank

Leo: wOW JUST-

Aries: FOR THE LOVE OF THE GRIM REAPER, SHUT UP WITH THE WOW

Aquarius and Leo: wow

Aries:

Aries: ok.

Gemini: uh….they’re coming over….right now…

*doorbell rings*

Gemini: and they’re here….

Taurus: oH MY GOD WHY WE SAID-

Gemini: YOU GUYS SAID YES SO I TOLD THEM “SURE, COME OVER”

Aquarius: Sagittarius

Sagittarius: yeah bro

Aquarius: Ceiling

Cancer: GETTING THE ROPE

Pisces: I GOT THE DRUGS

Pisces:

Pisces: I GOT THE CHAIR HAHA NEVERMIND

Aquarius: gimme the drugs fam

Pisces: gotchu fam *gives*

Gemini: *opens the door* hey sweetheart ;)

Person: hi ;)

Cancer: *whispers to Capricorn* oh shit dammit i don’t think Gemini will get this one, oh lord. They look like the f-variety.

Capricorn: oh no 

Cancer: i gotta

Aries: *whispering with them* just do it, bro

Cancer: when did you get here

Aries: JUST DO IT

Cancer: SHUT UP OKAY

Cancer: *goes to the door and plays their charm* hey ;)

Person: oh um, hey 

Gemini: *smiling forcefully* Cancer, why don’t you go?

Cancer: *smiling at the person* no, because they might like me better ;)

Person: uhm i’m into uh…

Cancer: OH I TOTALLY GET IT YOU’RE NOT INTO FEMININE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE LIKE ME

Pisces: *swoops in all jealous n shit* YEAH CAUSE THIS BEAUTIFUL THING IS MINE HAHAHA *forced laughter*

Aquarius: *loud slurping again* ok

Person: okay…

Pisces: WHAT DO YOU MEAN “OKAY” HUH?

Cancer: *forced smile* Pisces…cHILL :))))))))

Libra: okay guys you’re all beautiful, let’s just be chill, okay? just bre-

Pisces: Libra, sHUT THE HELL UP YOU HIPPY SHIT WE DON’T WANNA HEAR YOUR STUPID LITTLE HIPPY RANTS OK

Libra: *lost their chill* oH HELL NO YOU WANNA END UP WOTH A BROKEN JAW, PISCES?

Aquarius: *loud slurping* Aries let’s go

Aries: nO I’M ENJOYING THIS

Scorpio: hehehehehhe

Aquarius: ok then

Gemini: just ignore that, come here ;))

Pisces: MAYBE YOU’LL END UP WITH IT, LIBRA

Capricorn: how about both of you shut the hell up and let Virgo sleep?

Pisces and Libra: NO

Virgo: *upstairs* SHUT THE HELL UP

Aquarius: *disappears* ok

Gemini: ignore all the ruckus, just come here ;)

Person: okay ;))

Gemini: *leads them under Sagittarius*

Aquarius: hey ;)) 

Person: oh hey ;)

Gemini: okay just come here 

Sagittarius: my fun begins

Person: *looks up* WHAT THE-

*Sagittarius ends up on them* 

Sagittarius, Aquarius, and Gemini: HAHAHHAHHA

Person: you guys are DICKS

Aquarius: dicks out for Harambe

Person: wOW

Leo: DID SOMEONE SAY WOW CAUSE THAT MEANS BULLSHIT IS NEAR *sees Sagittarius* nvm it was always here

Sagittarius: YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY MY DUDE

Leo: YEAH I DO

*They start fighting*

Aquarius: *loud slupring again* I’m still high

*Person leaves all angry and sexually frustrated bc…they gotta*

Scorpio: *loud slupring with aquarius* i gotta text and told them to come over 

*doorbell rings*

Leo: THEY’RE HERE

*They all stop fighting*

Pisces: I GOT THE CHAIR

Cancer: ROPE

Sagittarius: MASKS GUYS

*they all put on masks*

Scorpio: hey babe ;)

Aquarius: :))))))))))imchill(((((((((((((:

Person: hey ;)

Cancer: *tackles them and Pisces ties them* shhh

Person: WHAT THE HELL YOU SAID KINKY BUT THIS

Aquarius: HAHHAHAHAH pFFFFFFFFFF

Scorpio:Scorpio: heh…YEAH YEAH I DID SHHHHHHHH

Sagittarius: *brings Jacob saggy tits music videos on a laptop*

Person: NO NONNOOOOOOOOOOOO

*they all wear headphones*

Aquarius: this is true cancer

Cancer: i approve

Pisces: IM CHILL :))))))))))

*Person faints from overexposure* 

Aries: i got them

Aquarius: same

*Aries and Aquarius take the body out and drive them far*

Taurus: i got $50. pf

Capricorn: i got a text

Virgo: *breaks the door, does parkour off the stair banister and broke a chair* aHEM WHAT BULLSHIT BE SPOKEN OF  w HAT :))))

Capricorn:

Capricorn: i got a text

Virgo: HAHHAHAHAH PISCESGETTHEGODDAMNEVERYTHING AND SAGITTARIUS UP ON THE CEILING 

Sagittarius: got it

Capricorn: they’re coming over

Gemini: recording this…

*doorbell rings* 

Capricorn: *opens door* hey ;)

Gemini: now :))

Cancer: SURPRISE BITCH *tackles*

Pisces: HAHAHHAH

Sagittarius: PREPARE FOR RUPTURING

Virgo: THATS NOT HOW IT GOES

Person: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

Aquarius: hOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FOOK UP M8 AIGHT

Aries: yEAH

Scorpio: tape *tapes their mouth closed*

*they all wear their headphones*

Cancer: *opens the laptop and plays Jacob Saggytits* 

Person: *muffled* N OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aquarius, Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Gemini: *whisper* rip.

Virgo: *whisper* Capricorn is mine u lil shit

I don’t fucking care (Peter Parker x Reader)

Request: Hi! I don’t know if you do song request imagines but if you do I was hoping you could do one based off the song Closer by The Chainsmokers FT Halsey or Idfc by Blackbear. If you don’t that’s okay just wanted to see cuz your my fav spiderman blog! Lol sorry if this was weird! by @always-panicking

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmWBphAf72g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR7-n-D2HhA (acoustic)

A/N: I totally loved writing this one. Hope you like this!! 


You looked at Peter, who had just entered his bedroom through his window. You had sent him a message minutes ago telling him you were waiting for him there, since you were supposed to have a movie night together at 10pm, and five hours later, you were still waiting.
You wanted to be mad -he had been ditching you repeatedly lately, not telling you where he was. You had always told him everything -that’s what best friends were for. There was only one secret you were keeping from him -the fact that you loved him; and that was something you weren’t planning on telling him soon.

Tell me pretty lies,
look me in the face,
tell me that you love me,
even if it’s fake,
cause I don’t fucking care at all…

You wanted him to tell you that he loved you. You wanted him to tell you he wanted to be with you, even if you knew that wasn’t going to happen.
‘’Peter,’’ you said, worried ‘’are you okay?’’
He nodded and smiled softly, leaving his backpack inside his wardrobe.
‘’Yeah’’ he told you. ‘’I was just out doing some shopping. You know Aunt May doesn’t like it when the fridge is empty and she would kill me if I hadn’t gone out’’ he said, stuttering.
You knew he was lying -it was 3am, and May didn’t actually care about the fridge. You didn’t want to fight, though, so you said nothing.

You’ve been out all night,
I don’t know where you’ve been,
you’re slurring all your words,
not making any sense,
but I don’t fucking care at all…

‘’Yeah, I know’’ you whispered softly. You wanted him to trust you, but you didn’t want to force him to tell you what was going on, although you thought you knew.

‘Cause I have hella feelings for you,
I act like I don’t fucking care,
like they ain’t even there…
'Cause I have hella feelings for you,
I act like I don’t fucking care,
'cause I’m so fucking scared…

I’m only a fool for you,
and maybe you’re too good for me.
I’m only a fool for you,
but I don’t fucking care, at all…

You didn’t want to ruin your friendship by telling him how you felt. He was perfect -funny, handsome, kind, intelligent. You were just you. His best friend. He would always see you as that, no matter how hard you tried.
He walked to the couch, putting on a movie, not paying attention to the time it was.
‘’You’ve been with her, haven’t you?’’ you asked as he sat next to you, not being able to contain yourself any longer.
He had been telling you about how Liz Allan had been taking to him for months, how he thought she was the prettiest girl ever. You had always tried to ignore it, but it still hurt.

And you’ve been out all night,
I don’t know where you’ve been,
you’re probably getting fucked, you’re probably getting head…
And I don’t fucking care at all…

‘’What do you mean?’’ he asked you, furrowing his brows.
‘’With Liz’’ you told him, making you sound obvious. ‘’I’m not stupid, Peter’’ you whispered, trying not to sound hurt. ‘’I know you’ve been with her. You have been talking about her for months. I know what’s going on. I’m just hurt that you didn’t tell me.’’
‘’I don’t understand’’ he said, sounding confused. ‘’Tell you what?’’
You grew frustrated -was he doing this on purpose to hurt you?
‘’That you have been sleeping with her, Peter!’’ you shouted, not containing your anger any longer. ‘’Do you think I didn’t realize? I may not have the best GPA, but I’m not oblivious to the world around me. At least not as oblivious as others’’ you said, looking at him, trying to get him to notice the way your eyes showed love even if you were mad at him.
He opened his eyes and mouth wide, looking like a fish out of the water.
‘’You think…’’ he started. ‘’You think I’m sleeping with her?’’
‘’I know you are sleeping with her, Peter’’ you said. ‘’I’m not stupid.’’
‘’But I am not sleeping with her’’ he told you. ‘’I wish I could just tell you the truth, but I can’t. I’m sorry, [Y/N].’’
You wanted to punch him, to scream at him. You just wanted him to realize how much he was hurting you. Did you believe him? Yes. You had no reason not to. But if he wasn’t sleeping with her, what was he doing every night?
‘’You know what, Peter?’’ you asked him. ‘’I have only kept one secret from you in my whole life,’’ you said, getting up from the couch and picking up your stuff ‘’and I did it because I didn’t want to ruin our friendship; but if you are going to be keeping things from me, I guess there is no friendship any longer, so I can tell you my big secret’’ you told him, tears in your eyes, your voice breaking. He looked at you, not understanding where you were going. ‘’I love you’’ you told him. ‘’I always have. I love the way you furrow your brows when you don’t understand something, or the way you mess your hair when you are frustrated. I love the way you smile when you do something right, or the way you hold my hand to help me relax. I love everything about you, and I’m tired of you not trusting me enough to tell me what the fuck is going on. I have hella feelings for you. I act like I don’t fucking care, like they aren’t even there, and I do it for you. I’m always so fucking scared. I’m only a freaking fool for you, and you are just… You are too good for me. I don’t fucking care anymore. Whenever you decide to trust me again, look for me, because I don’t fucking care about anything anymore’’ you told him before leaving his house and closing the door with a bang, not caring about the fact that it was 3am, walking home with a broken heart and a gone best friend.

Chapter 499 Analysis Part I

As many has pointed, this chapter felt a little short in it’s dialogue and I am okay with it. It’s true we could have had more like an explicit I love you, a kiss and much more words from Gray. Mashima had Gajeel confess his love for Levy in a profound loving way that caught us off guard. So why not do the same with Gray? 

For starters, Gray isn’t Gajeel. They have similar traits but at the end of the day they are not the same person. And even then, Gajeel and Gray were not in the same situation. It was similar but there were different variables that should be taken into consideration. 

Gray had just stabbed himself while realizing Juvia did the same. This screams trauma right away. He is injured physically and emotionally at the same time. His expression here says it all:

He is in complete shock at this point.  You can also tell because his struggling speaking:

He is dying folks. It’s really hard for someone to express the same type of heartfelt emotion as Gajeel when so many things are working against you. And we know he is dying because he made sure to inflict himself a fatal injury:

And we also have this cover (now whether the translation is correct or not is another story):

The cover mentions Juvia becoming a incoherent babble when she is in love mode. I feel this goes with Gray’s panels. So many things are going on in his thoughts as he is trying to make sense of it all that his words aren’t coming out as he may have wanted. As they did with Gajeel when he was being dragged away from Levy. Now adding the fact Gray is horrible with words in general makes it worse for him. 

But guess what? Juvia understood him just fine:

Luckily for us Gray’s actions are his strong points and it balances out what he couldn’t say. Not only did he tried to sacrifice his life for her and cried like a baby, he cradled her in his arms. Almost like he doesn’t want to let go:

Then we go back to him struggling with his speech:

This time it was for his inconsolable emotional state. This might have been a good chance to confess. But what would have been the point if she couldn’t hear? Instead he opted to beg her to wake up. 

My overall point is there is more than meets the eyes. Considering the circumstance Gray was in, his reaction was believable. 

And you know what, the fact this chapter didn’t feel like a closure chapter it simply solidifies Juvia isn’t or going to stay dead. Mashima has more in store for Gruvia. This was just the beginning. 

When I get some free time, I’ll be appending to this because this chapter has a lot of great stuff.

anonymous asked:

I just started a job and the office bookkeeper decided to start day 1, hour 2 by complaining about "mentally ill people" (w/finger quotes) who take "uppers and downers" by prescription. Apparently this is a Millennial problem with not having enough responsibility! It was like Bad Thinkpiece Live. I take SSRIs. Can I keep calm and keep getting a paycheck? We work in the same small room. (I said "well, it sounds like maybe your family had really good health luck" and then was silent.)

My coping strategy (which may not be the best one) for things like this is just to refuse to engage.  If you bring out talking points and try to debate them, it’s likely that you’ll just make the argument  longer and more heated.  If you give your most indifferent “mmm, uh huh, okay, so where do you want these receipts?” you put them in a position where most people will find it awkward to keep ranting.

It tends to keep your own adrenaline response under control too, if you tune your internal reaction to be “what an annoying noise, I hope it stops soon” instead of “I have to make this person not believe bad things.”

Once you know your coworker better, you might get somewhere by saying “hey, you’re talking about me/people I care about” or “hey, this is a really uncomfortable topic for me,” but I think that has to wait until they know you as a person to be likely to work.

And if it’s really awful, like if it turns out this is something they want to talk about every freakin’ day with great passion, you can go to your manager or HR with a complaint of disability-related harassment.  I don’t know if it would stand up legally, but it should at least stand up to the level that someone with authority will tell your coworker to knock it off.

Holiday

Simon x Reader #8

Warnings: nooonnnnneee this is honestly so cute

Requested: yuuuusssss, this was for @sidewomanxix since this was her dream

Notes: yes i did insert myself in this imagine, it was needed okay? lets not question it. I am the ultimate bestie haha ~K

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You were all out on a holiday in Tennerif, a small island to the south of Spain near the Canaries. Everyone had wanted to do a small holiday and this time invited you and your best friend, Karren, along with them. It was a week long holiday with many people. You all rented a huge villa that somehow managed to fit everyone in it comfortably with only a few people having to share rooms; however as the only two girls of course Karren and you were asked to share rooms. It was your third day of the holiday and everyone was sat relaxing around the pool. You were swimming down towards the shallow end as some of the guys were sat on the side of the pool, their feet dipping into the deep end. 

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Okay so going through the dialogue for Tallahassee and I just realized that based on the events of “Tiny”, Rumple had entire fields worth of magic beans at his disposal within walking distance up until 5-10 years before the curse is cast?

Is that right?

Hook talks as if it’s an ancient conflict and the fields were salted and burned long ago, probably because he was off doing other things at the time and learned the information second hand, but we actually find out in “Tiny” it was Charming’s brother, James and Jack that betrayed Anton and prompted the destruction of the fields.

So all those beans were there the entire time?!? Just fields of beans under the care of giants who were slain by a tiny poisoned sword, easily accessible by a humongous fucking beanstalk that basically says “Hey there’s beans up here ya’ll.”

Seriously WTF Rumple?!?

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Exo Reactions To You Burning The House Down While You Were Trying Cook

I kind of had to rush through this so I hope it’s okay. Sorry for any errors, I didn’t have time to proof read it before posting. <3 xo

/I do not own any gifs unless stated otherwise/

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Baekhyun: *thinks it’s a joke at first & laughs about it until he actually sees that the house is completely gone & just stares at it, totally speechless for once in his entire life*

Chanyeol: *lectures you for hours about how you aren’t supposed to cook without his supervision, not bringing up the fact that he has almost burned the house down too*

Chen: *has to try really hard not to make jokes about it but he’s also irritated, he doesn’t want to make you feel bad about it so he holds his tongue but he’s slightly annoyed*

D.O.: *gives you a good talking to about how you should have been more careful, but doesn’t treat you too harshly, knowing it was an accident & you probably feel bad*

Kai: *doesn’t know what to say or do, just looks around blankly, trying to figure out what’s going on, unable to figure out if he should be mad or relieved that you’re okay*

Kris: *laughs hysterically because it was you that burned the house down & not him, happy he can bring this up whenever you tease him for doing something stupid*

Lay: *so confused about how you managed to burn the house down that he’s not upset or mad, just bewildered to the point that he’s happy you’re okay & that you didn’t die*

Luhan: *lectures you for it constantly & never shuts up, mentioning it whenever you use a kitchen, though you can tell he’s just concerned & wants you to be more careful*

Sehun: *isn’t too surprised because he knew you would do it eventually, he just thought it wouldn’t be until you were older so he accepts it but is still a little bit annoyed*

Suho: *has to stop himself from crying when he hears about it, but not because the house is gone, he was just so terrified that you could have been hurt that he gets upset*

Tao: *wants to laugh about it because it was your fault & not his, but then he remembers that all of his expensive stuff was inside it & suddenly wants to cry his eyes out*

Xiumin: *concerned & surprised but not upset, just relieved that you didn’t get hurt, not caring too much about the house because it was just a building to him*

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in which lafayette’s letters to washington have possibly too many feelings okay

9 February 1778: Could I believe one single instant that this pompous command of a northen army will let your excellency forget a little an absent friend, then I would send the project to the place it comes from — but I dare hope that you will remember me some times

19 February 1778: Why am I so far from you, and what business had that board of war to hurry me through the ice and Snow

23 February 1778: if they have sent me far from you for I do’nt know what purpose, at least I must make some little use of my pen to prevent all communication be cut of betwen your excellency and me

27 February 1778: I understood that john adams Spoke very disrespectfully of your excellency in boston — I do not know if it is true, but in that case I schould very Sorry to have given to him letters for france — give me leave to say my opinion, my dear general; those ennemy’s of yours are So low So far under your feet, that it is not of your dignity to take much notice of ’em

20 March 1778: was I not So sensible of your excelleacy’s goodness for his officers and particular frienship for me, I schould be afraid you’d not forgive so many miss’s tho’ unvolontary one…. my dear general, my mind will be alwaïs super satisfied to be as near you as possible, and I schall look upon any thing you will believe fit for me, as the very best thing I can wish for…. farewell, my most dear and beloved general, do’nt forget your northen friend, and be certain that his sentiments for you will only end with his life

22 March 1778: I can never miss an opportunity of rembembering to your excellency the mighty Commander in chief of the irruption into Canada, and I seize with the greatest pleasure the first occasion of telling you how happy I have been to see in your last favor a new assurance of those sentiments of yours so dear to my heart

25 March 1778: the only condition I have made in coming here, and the only favor I have asked to all the protestations of gratefulness of your commissioners in france, has been not to be under any orders but those of general washington — I seem to have had some suspicion of our future friendship, and what I have done out of esteem and respect for your excellency’s name and reputation, I schould do now out of mere love for general washington himself.

anonymous asked:

Preferably nct 127 :) (the dancing anon)

(iM SO SORRY I SHUT MY LAPTOP WHILE MAKING THIS AND ALL MY TABS CLOSED IV E HAD TO REDO THIS LIKE 3 TIMES IM SORRY ) pls forgive me anon i am in your debt

HOW NCT-127 WOULD REACT TO YOU ASKING THEM TO TEACH YOU HOW TO DANCE

Taeil: Uh oh. Unlike his usually reserved and composed self, Taeil is going to absolutely be seeping with confidence. He knows exactly what he’s doing when he’s performing and makes sure you see how experienced he is with his body.

Originally posted by nctlife

okay but no he’s really just

Originally posted by iloveyuta

Taeyong: Like a trusty leader, he is going to be entirely focused on his dancing and making sure you follow behind closely. Even if you give up half way into your choreography, Tae’s there to see you nail the dance and improve drastically, like a supportive uncle or soccer-mom.

Originally posted by teeuai

Yuta: Expect lots of complaining. Nakamoto Yuta did not travel all the way from Japan to teach people how to dance Ring Ding Dong! But if you beg enough and use aegyo, he may show you how to perform certain moves. Just don’t make fun of him or he won’t cook you good eggs anymore.

Originally posted by kimieshibaboya

Jaehyun: Jung Jaehyun is a greasy man and will definitely use this opportunity to his liking. He’ll teach you partner dances like Troublemaker or will have you perform on your own, in front of him as he licks his suddenly dry lips. GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT NASTY ASS BOI.

Originally posted by jaehyundimple

Winwin: awkward bby is awkward. He worries his skills won’t be as good as the rest of the members and even suggests that he’ll get Taeyong to help you the next time they get ice-cream together.

Originally posted by y-ta

buT OH BOY ONCE THIS BOY IS COMFORTABLE HIS DANCING SKILLS ARE 23983758923758723% BETTER THAN YOU IMAGINED.

Originally posted by jesung

majestic

Mark: *is actually cool with showing you at first* *awkwardness suddenly flares up* *freezes* *sneezes* *leaves*

Originally posted by peperodays

Haechan: correction. he was already dancing when you found him. wtf wowow. magic. golden maknae af

Originally posted by jenosgf

Kookiemonster Appreciation

So…I saw these gifs of Kookiemonster:

And I had to make a Kookiemonster appreciation post. So here we go!

LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT THE FONDNESS, THE CUTENESS

Forever staring, Kookiemonster

Back hugs!

PARDON?

January Kookie bunny!

Cute and Sweet

They’re adorable together!

When they were deciding what to say when they bungee jumped.

Praising the maknae

This is funny

ft. Yoongi (have I ever said I wanted to see Sugakookiemonster, because I do).

Ayyyyyyyy

AYYYYYYYYYY

Okay, I’ve spammed enough… @btsfeelz my fellow kookiemonster shipper.

okay first things first thank you all so much because like wtf this blog is just over a year old and had two pretty massive hiatuses in that time and there’s still 500 of you here???? what are you all doing????
anyway – i’m eternally grateful for that because when it boils down to it, Rukia is my absolute favorite to roleplay, i love her so much and have so much fun doing it!! that being said: a whole bunch of you need a massive shout out so here we go!

literal baes

@yaseiii | @ichxgo | @ryusxnka | @kenpxchi | @cessatiio | @hanabiira | @madhxttcr | @the13thcaptain | @lunaeterea | @auburnhealer | @ichikakuchikiabarai | @wintxrfcll | @tetsunohebi | @sncwwhitequeen | @odellschwanck | @a-exitium | @kyxraku | @flashkitty | @mysteriousshopkeeper | @siierou | @apriicitas | @henjiin | @izuru-ru | @orbitiisms | @kazeshinigami | @i-abarai | @fleetingpeace

and literally every single one of you who follows me and puts up with my crap i love you all <3


THE GIVEAWAY

there will be three winners!!

3rd Place:

                         a promo banner!

2nd Place: 
                        a promo banner
                        a fanmix (with graphic)
1st Place: 
                       a promo banner
                       a fanmix (with graphic)
                       a theme background

RULES

  1. must be following me
  2. likes and reblogs count
  3. can reblog multiple times

The giveaway will end on Monday, September 5th at 12pm EST!

My Reaction Towards Ruruka Andou

Episode One: She looks cute….I’m not the biggest fan of the way she’’s looking at Seiko, but okay. I think she’ll be a cool character!

Episode Two: Hmm…She seems kind of clingy with Izayoi…meh, it’s okay

Episode Three: She’s getting a little annoying….hhhh
OH SHIT MAN SEIKO’S COMIN’ AFTER YOU

Episode Four: Whoop, there they go again. They be runnin’

Episode Five: So, wait, Seiko was willing to do anything for Ruruka because she couldn’t eat her sweets, and then Ruruka decides to ask for things and then just ignore Seiko???? Congratulations, I don’t like you anymore. <3 I mean like, her side of the story is a bit reasonable, but she shouldn’t just ditch someone after they do something for her…
Still, she did take the wrong laxative from Seiko, causing her to get expelled from Hope’s Peak, but that was on her, but….hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……

Episode Six: sHE DOESN’T EVEN SEEM SAD THAT SONOSUKE IS DEAD 
WHAT IS THAT POWDER ON HIS FACE
HOLY SHIT DID SHE FORCE-FEED SONOSUKE AND KILL HIM???? THE FuCK 
EVEN RYOTA DOESN’T WANT HER TO GO WITH THEM PFFFT

Episode 8: THAT FUCKING BITCH JUST (INDIRECTLY) KILLED KIZAKURA WHAT THE hELL SHE KILLED TWO OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS EXCUSE ME BUT YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP//GROSS SOBBING

anonymous asked:

I had work the day after Christmas, and 1 hour into my shift a woman walks in with an item that we sold there and asks for a refund. I was like "okay cool. can i see your receipt?" She then tells me that she "left it at home" and asks if she can just exchange it for something else. Again, I tell her that she needs her receipt to do that. Almost instantly all hell broke loose. She threw a hissy fit up until she realized that she missed her bus. I haven't seen her around since (thank god)

anonymous asked:

My partner tells me she's okay with me being ace but I feel like she's lying to me to make me feel better, last night she told me she had come to accept that she'll probably never have intercourse and I felt like crying, and I don't know what to do..

Ask yourself if you feel guilty. Because it’s possible you shouldn’t be. It might be jarring for allosexuals partners at first but plenty will be just fine with it. And if they want to be with you and are fine with whatever that means you shouldn’t beat yourself up for denying them anything, because you aren’t. . 

okAY SO THE THING IS I’VE BEEN DRAWING MORIA A LOT

LIKE I’VE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH FUN DRAWING A CHARACTER I’VE DRAWN LIKE 4 DIFFERENT POSES FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE NOT ALL IN ¾ WHO AM I AND WHAT DID I DO WITH WHEATLEY

while typing this i’ve decided i’ll post one new pose a day because i’ve heard from my doctor that concentrated amounts of cutie are not healthy so i will be posting 1 post per day over the next 4 days starting tomorrow or maybe today idk

the point is Moria is a fucking cute patoot and i’ve been having a lot of fun drawing her

Okay, stupid question but call me paranoid. When it comes to breeding how do you not worry that girl/boy hurts boy/girl when you put your balls together.

For example SoCal herps (I think they’re called) Had an issue where their female ate their male, I am so worried that’s gonna happen….:(

It’s not, is it?

@wheremyscalesslither @frickyeahsnakesandstuff @i-m-snek

anonymous asked:

Based on that Drabble you did where Scott is cheating on Jean with reader well imagine if they were like a little older like 20s and reader gets pregnant and since she obviously can't reveal the father is bc she doesn't want to hurt Jean she's like oh well guess I'm not doing this with Scott so after a bit Peter finds out and is liek who's the dad ??? And she's just like it doesn't matter bc he's not going to be in the pic and since Peter always has had a little crush on you (1/?)

He’s like okay why don’t we do this ??? And you’re like it’s not you’re kid why are you doing this he’s like I know what it’s liek to grow up without a father so the kids not going to deal with the same thing right so you two are together Peter is basically the sub in dad but even though you love him he’s still not Scott and you’re upset that he and Jean get to with each other but you don’t want to ruin anything and Peter low key knows that you have residing feelings for Scott (2/?)(But you never told him he was the father of your kid but Peter is like the best bf and dad bc he’s trying so hard and you’re happy but just not as happy as you could be you feel with Scott and meanwhile Scott lowkey has his suspicions about your kid being his but he obvs doesn’t want to ruin everything with Jean but he’s still kind of like that’s my family :/ and even though you stopped sleeping with Scott the chapter isn’t really closed and it’s just Angsty at every turn kill me (3/3)

[link to drabble]

BUT WHAT IF HIS SUSPICIONS ARE CONFIRMED WHEN THE KID HAS A SIMILAR MUTATION TO ALEX AND SCOTT?

Art and Writing Theft

You know, I honestly didn’t want to do this, but the more I sat down and considered everything, the more I realized this is necessary. 

On this blog, I have had BOTH MY ART AND MY WRITING STOLEN. 

And I’m sick and tired of it. It is absolutely disgusting that people feel as though they are allowed to take people’s artwork and repost it, either without credit, removing the artist’s watermark and adding their own, or claiming it as their own. That is THIEVERY and you are an AWFUL HUMAN BEING if you think that it’s okay. But now just my artwork isn’t enough? 

For those who don’t know, a person in the Owari no Seraph fandom – specifically a ‘kureshin’ shipper – stole writing from both myself and @dusksovereign and reposted the writing on Ao3 claiming it as their own. They included author’s notes and commentary on what they claimed was theirs, and spoke as if they had put the time and effort into penning the work.. Furthermore, they went around to some blogs in the OnS fandom and asked them to read over ‘their’ writing and provide feedback, which some people did, unfortunately. 

UNFOLLOW ME THIS INSTANT IF YOU HAVE STOLEN ART OR WRITING, OR REPOSTED ART OR WRITING. If I ever find out who did this, I will block everything from you, IP address, the whole bit. You got caught and removed the fics. If you hadn’t gotten caught, who knows how much more of our hard work you would have claimed as your own. Have some bloody originality. Write your own things. Draw your own art. 

Every time my writing or my art is stolen here, I question whether or not it’s worth even spending the time and effort on the pieces. I could just as easily not post anything and suddenly the fandom loses out on art or writing that they might have enjoyed. This is how you DESTROY fanbases and chase away those who are actively trying to contribute to it, all because you wanted five minutes of fame by PRETENDING to be the original poster. My goodness….. get a life. And leave me and this blog alone.