Things college students say: first week
A: wow, why are you dressed all fancy today?
B: (in a blouse & jeans) i wanted to make the first day of the semester special!
A: It’s thursday.
Honest question: What do you change more often, your bra or your hair colour?
A: Oh cool, you’re in this class too? Why didn’t you tell me?
B: I just decided on my schedule yesterday
I really need to finally do the dishes. *holds up two rags* which one looks cleaner?
A: You took this class last year, right? Was it hard?
B: I don’t remember
A: Was the material good?
B: I dunno but i can find it on my hard drive if you want
A: …..what grade did you get?
B: I’d have to look that up.
Ugh. If one more idiot ends his lecture with ‘We see us then next week’ I’ll personally start giving mandatory english lessons just for profs
My code for this project was so good, they asked me to present it! I should drunk-code more often
A: Hey, do you guys still have my moving boxes?
B: Yeah, they’re our kitchen at the moment. How soon do you need them?”