….just a little friendly Randler that wants to brighten your day…. :3

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“i know writing smut is not all flowers and rainbows but maybe expand the vocabulary a tad more”


  • yoni
  • tongue trap
  • bald man in a boat
  • breakfast of champions
  • munchbox
  • wee wee
  • ha ha
  • hoo hoo
  • mimi
  • fuck hole
  • calcunta
  • dip the chip
  • bang the box
  • sweep out your chimney
  • stretch that leather
  • bump the uglies
  • dip n dive
  • shake the sheets
  • crack the nut
  • get some skank on the hang-low
  • ride the baloney pony
  • give that dog a bone
  • shuck the oyster
  • put some beef in yo’ taco
  • ride that beef bus to tuna town
  • the lips between the hips
  • furry monkey
  • smurf crease
  • bearded oyster
  • bikini biscuit
  • cooter
  • cherry pie
  • cat flaps
  • cha-cha
  • hairy goblet
  • the grand canyon
  • fish taco
  • cream collector
  • goodie bag
  • box of assorted creams
  • honey pie
  • dugout
  • love mitten
  • mermaid’s purse
  • skeeky skeezy ?
  • pink velvet sausage wallet
  • nonny
  • ham wallet
  • coochie
  • sweet spot
  • power slot
  • fu-fu valve (who would say fu-fu valve??)
  • pork shutters
  • bermuda triangle
  • grab hole
  • squeegee
  • vertical smile
  • vessel tube
  • monkey’s chin
  • chewbacca
  • panty hamster
  • roast beef sandwich
  • camel toe (oh that’s so generic)

still have to fix the god awful texture on the actual boots, buuut i was pretty satisifed with how the textures for the ice crystal, snowflake, and steel toe came out. plus the little 3d detail.

going to probbaly completely redo the actual boots texture and everything. editing stuff in zbrush without uvmapping it first before you send it is not fun T_T.

you can create some awesome ass normal maps using zbrush though ;u.

will probably have a final render ready tomorrow after work. thenn onto the next one ;u.

  • Sandor: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?
  • Keefe: Yes.
  • Sandor: I as hula-hooping. Grizel and I attend a class for fitness and fun.
  • Keefe: Oh my god?
  • Sandor: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
  • Keefe: Why are you telling me all this.
  • Sandor: Because no one will ever believe you.
  • Keefe: You sick, sick, son of a bitch.

n҉a͝h ́çome ̸on ǵu̢ỳs,̴ ͡it͝’s n̵ot͡ th͠a͟t̢ ͡b͠ad̷, ͟we̴ ̸ca͢n ̢j̡ust walk ͝it o͠ff ͠o̢ŕ sóm̡éth̴in͠g͘


ahaha wait, what the heck…? how does UNDYNE know anything about all that…?

i think alphys more than anyone would be very understanding of when someone makes a mistake or keeps a secret. but just what kind of mistakes were happening when they were all underground…?

this is another page that was originally 2 pages of 3 and 4 panels respectively, then combined into 1. so it’s technically like getting two pages! i guess. sorry if it’s one-page updates for awhile. it’s a busy time of year!

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grishanet challenge one: favourite character(s)

↳ alina starkov, the sun summoner

ON THE ROOF. this feels so much better.

Growing up sucks.

I think we all know that.

Who knows if I’ll ever actually post this, or if it’ll rot in my drafts for eternity.  But today pretty much marks the end of my first semester at college (aside from my up-coming exams), and I’d like to write some thoughts down.

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