I-CAN'T-BELIEVE-THIS-IS-ACTUALLY-HAPPENING

blueelectricangels  asked:

wait wait when did corran fuck a selonian, how did i miss this important information

SELONIAN! Yes, that’s the official species name of the otter people. ANYWAY, Corran Horn mentions her (WOOKIEEPEDIA TO THE RESCUE) in Wedge’s Gamble. So it doesn’t actually happen in the books. But it did happen. At some point. Star Wars Legends, everyone! Full of wonders!

Kicker: It didn’t last partially because he was allergic. 

BE A GHOUL INVESTIGATOR TODAY

(I think this is exclusive to people who live in Japan but heck)

Ishida Sui’s Tokyo Ghoul:re and an, a magazine used to search for part-time jobs, has started a collaboration. Being carried out on WEB an’s site is a campaign called the ‘Ghoul Investigator Urgent Recruitment Campaign’.

The campaign starts on December 15, 2014 and will close at January 28, 2015.

Project Summary:
The one chosen will have an original illustration drawn by Ishida Sui and will appear as a Ghoul Investigator in Tokyo Ghoul:re.

In addition to getting selected, one will receive the prizes below:

  • A page signed by Ishida Sui which shows the scene where the character appears.
  • A written appointment from the CCG.
  • An original CCG ID Card.
  • A signing bonus of 10,000 yen.

There’s an illustration included as a flier attached in the ‘an’ magazine and the one holding the application form differs per area;

Tokyo Metropolitan Area: Sasaki Haise
Fukuoka Area: Juuzou Suzuya
Kansai Area: Mado Akira
Tokai Area: Amon Koutarou
Sapporo Area: Arima Kishou

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We found out we had the same agent and then bumped into each other the next morning at a London Underground station. I didn’t know anything about her other than that her name was Laura, she was very attractive and she seemed lovely. But I went home, woke my friend up at 7am and said, ‘I just met the girl I want to marry. I love this girl like, I love her. She’s perfect.’ […] Getting married was easily one of the greatest achievements of the past 12 months. To have a wife with such wondrous, creative imagination, who planned every inch of it, made the day all the more special. Every five seconds I find myself falling harder and deeper in love with her.

Danny…”

(The name finally tastes sweet on the tip of his tongue.)

She presses forward and he closes his eyes as he feels her lips against his own.

—  H O L Y S H I T I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST TEASING US AGAIN. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS. I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING FOR THE PAST FIVE MINUTES
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“Sometimes, a woman really challenges you and it makes you want to run away. Because it’s terrifying. And the worst part is… I did meet an incredible woman here and I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. But I ruined it. And I’ve regretted it every day since. I just wish I’d tuned everything else out and followed my heart.“

My coworker texted me “hey, [Manager] needs to talk to you, he should be calling you soon.” And of course I was like oh no, what’s wrong, what did I do???

So my manager called me a few minutes later and this is how the conversation went:

Manager: “Hey, I’m on my way up to the store to do RMAs. But first things first, I know you really like pokemon, right? Have you been playing Pokemon Go?”
Me: “Um, yes?”
Manager: “I KNEW IT! I can’t find any good pokemon! I'ma need you to take me to where you’ve been finding all your good ones!”

THAT WAS THE THING HE NEEDED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT. FRICKIN POKEMON. I’m dying