anonymous asked:

Hey I'm bi and I think my dog is trying to set me up with girls? Every time I take her for a walk she avoids children and men but the second it's a lady she rolls over and acts cute. If they try and walk away? She cries. They don't have to be petting her or anything if they chill with me she's happy. I have zero game so I've only gotten long conversations with hot ladies. Normally straight ones but my dog doesn't think I should be picky lol.

a woman’s best friend and wingwomen

Comic Book - Chat Noir in “I AM YOUR FATHER”

Hello guys, I’m doing a mini comic about Chat Noir against the villainous Hawk Moth in which he does a parody of Luke’s classic scene against Darth Vader in Star Wars. After all, who does not expect that there could exist this possibility of the villain being the father of the hero?
I’m trying to make the pages great for you, but it will take a while to post the others. Obviously, the comic will not have less than 10 pages (I think), but I hope you like it.

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Note: do not post this illustration on other social networks except with my permission.

Forget me. Forget the colour of my eyes and the feel of my skin. The way my hair looks in the sunlight. The way I cough and choke a bit when I laugh, like a smoker who has had one too many cigarettes. Forget the sound of my voice. Forget how shy I get when meeting new people, and my reluctance for trying new things, in fear that I will make a fool of myself. Please just forget me. Let the memories of me fade out like a dated photograph. Let my image crumble and deteriorate into nothing. Please just forget me, for it will make this easier on me.
How Dan and Phil probably broke up #1
  • Dan: *walking to the kitchen* hey Phil have you seen my-