I think it's funny

okay 

so some background

my school is in the middle of a military area

during the school year it’s mostly for events and even if at the beginning it’s kinda weird passing canons and an actual catapult on the way to school or finding soldiers sleeping on the tables in your class, you get used to it

okay, now for the actual story

i was playing Pokémon go and i noticed that the military area had like five pokéstops so i decided to go there

now, it was locked. this was unusual, but i ignored it and got in through a hole in the fence

 now i go to the first pokestop and get everything, everything’s okay

i go around the corner and there are soldiers everywhere

most of the are training

now, i understand i just broke into a military base

during the summer it’s an actual base where they are actually training

i’m about to go but

there’s a jigglypuff

there’s a jigglypuff on a soldier’s shoulder

and i will catch that jigglypuff

i sneak around carefully and catch the jigglypuff

i’ve done it

everything’s okay!

no.

somone is touching my shoulder

i freeze

i turn around

IT’S THE FUCKING COMMANDER

i can feel my life flashing before my eyes

i’m going to jail

i’m gonna DIE

but then

he’s glancing at my screen

and he smiles

and then he asks me

‘caught anything good?’

i stutter

‘a-a  jigglypuff s-sir’

his eyes light up

‘really???’

he took out his phone

and left me

somone came to ascort me out

i’m about to go

he yells ‘wait!’

and he showed me his  jigglypuff

and that’s it

i’m still kinda in a shock

TL;DR 

i broke into a military base to catch a jigglypuff, the commendar cought me and instead of getting mad he got exited cause he plays pokemon go

OTP Prompt 62

Person A had their headphones in when Person B first asked them out, which B was unaware of at the time. So when Person B saw A’s head bobbing along to the music, they took it as a yes.

So it’s been months of A and B going on dates, and B stealing kisses and A just smiling and letting whatever happens happen. Somehow it gets brought up that they’re dating and A is instantly like “wait– we’re dating?”

“Um, yeah???”

“Oh cool weird”

“What else would we have been? I’ve kissed you at least like 3 times every time I see you. We’ve gone to the movies every Saturday for two months.”

“Honest, I was just kinda going with it. Thought you were just real affectionate and stuff. But yeah, sure, we can be dating.”

I had a thought about the “Dabi is a Todoroki” theory.

Okay so, right at the end of the training camp arc, right as Dabi is entering the portal and is smirking at Shouto and doing his whole “how sad” thing…what if Shouto actually recognizes him at that moment…and yells, “IF YOU DON’T GIVE HIM BACK I’M TELLING MOM!” without even thinking.

And Dabi just. Gets this HORRIFIED look on his face. And just. Fucking chucks marble Bakugou at his baby brother’s face. It bounces off his nose before he catches it and the portal closes.

Silence.

Deku:…that was your brother?

Shouto: looks like it.

Deku:…your family is more messed up than I thought…

Shouto: you have no idea.

Meanwhile, back at the league of villains hideout:

Shigaraki: WHAT THE FUCK DABI.

Dabi:…my brother is such a piece of shit snitch.

Shigaraki: THAT IS NOT NEARLY THE POINT YOU HALF COOKED ASSHOLE!

OTP Prompt 31

Imagine your OTP on a date and Person A just won’t stop flirting with Person B. And Person B gradually getting more flustered as the night goes on.

Host: “any preference on where you two would like to be seated? Booth, table?”
A, to B: “your lap”
B: “… booth is fine.”

Waiter: “What can I get you two to drink?”
A: “Im thirsty as all hell but I already have a tall glass of-”
B: “We’ll both have water, thank you so very much”

A, after the food arrives: “awe this plate’s just like you when we get home.”
B: “wha-”
A: “smoking hot and pinned against the table”
B: “…your plate doesn’t need to be held down like that it’s a heavy duty plate”

Waiter: “would you like anything for dessert?”
A, staring at B: “I would but B already said I’d have to wait to get home before I could eat anyt-”
B: “haha nope we’re good check please”

(If applicable:
A, as they’re walking to the car: “babe we should really -eat out- more often.”
B: “stopppppppp”)

  • Logan, holding up two pictures: One of these is your room. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?
  • Roman, pointing to the one on the left: That one's the dump.
  • Logan: They're both your room!

You heard of PTA Sans, soccer mom Undyne and PTA Mettaton but now…what if Frisk befriended the Mad Dummy?
Could you imagine…PTA Mad Dummy?
Example:

Dummy is frothing as Helen talks his nonexistent ears off about her kid and when they finally have enough, Dummy just fucks up the PTA room as they shout: “HELEN, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR HOW BEAUTIFUL THE FUCKFACE CHICKENSHIT BILLY DREW AND GOT A B+ ON IN ART CLASS”

“LINDA IM THIS CLOSE TO SHOVE COTTON DOWN THAT SALTYASS RACIST MOUTH OF YOURS”

“GLORIA YES UNDYNE AND ALPHYS ARE DATING THEY ARE VERY IN LOVE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP”

Ed : I hate Scarecrow. Such an asshole.

Someone else : Yeah, and did you see that face under his mask? Disgusting. Also this whole ‘obsession with fear’ thing. Seriously what a weirdo.

Ed : 

Ed : You come into my house

OTP Prompt 52


Person A: Person B has really started liking Heathers the Musical lately

Person A: haha I know! I’ll surprise them by reenacting a little bit of “Dead Girl Walking” for them tonight ;)

Person A: can’t be that hard to break into B’s Room through their window lol


The next day, 2AM


Person A: I got hit in the face with a lamp