I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER STOP SCREAMING

Marauders as Quotes My Stupid Friends and I Say
  • Remus: Do you think that if I throw myself at the right angle and at the right speed I might break through the atmospheric barrier and shoot directly into the sun?
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  • Sirius: My assignment is due today and I have literally two words on it.
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  • James: If you wear socks with sandals you're my best friend.
  • Sirius: If you ever, and I repeat, EVER, do that, I'll be calling the fashion police to cut off your head.
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  • Peter, wailing: STOP IT!
  • Remus, biting into ice cream while blinking in confusion: Stop what?
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  • Remus: Anxiety is the new trend guys.
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  • Sirius: *incoherent sentences accompanied by violent screaming*
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  • Sirius: I would die for you.
  • Remus: Then perish.
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  • Remus: Love is only a bunch of chemicals that are produced in the brain, so if we can override them, we can and we will rule the world.
  • James and Sirius, heartbroken: Nooooo!
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  • James: Is it illegal to die during an exam?
  • Remus: I don't think so, but I think that you might end up failing though.
  • James: Aw man.