anonymous asked:

Jessica! I’m gonna deviate from my vampire narrative just for a mo! I just keep thinking about how Niall and Harry have been worlds away from each other since Niall left London last month to fly to LA, and then left for Australia days shy of Harry arriving. And what I’m really wondering is what if Niall got into the habit of leaving things behind for Harry? Little things for him to stumble upon when they’re apart. Like, what if he’d stopped by Harry’s place before catching his flight? (1)

Left a small package on the night stand next to his bed, a letter tacked to the fridge to wish him a happy, albeit early, 22nd because he knew he wouldn’t be round to tell him in person.  What if it keeps happening?  No matter where Harry is in the world, the post always seems to be at his door step with one more letter, one more parcel filled with small treasures that Niall finds globe trotting and knows he absolutely has to get to Harry. (2)

Because they remind him of that one coffee shop they’d visited on tour, or knows it’d look good sat on the windowsill in Harry’s kitchen, or makes him homesick for the way Harry sings them to sleep in the quietest little voices when Niall’s pressed up against him in bed. (3) My mind was swirling with this all day in class.  Vampire Anon out here catching too many feelings that she can’t deal with

Oh, my god.

anonymous asked:

Spartos, Vittel, Sinbad, Ja'far, Ka Koubun, annnndddddddd Koumei.

Anon, all these babies you make me choose between: ’)

Push off a cliff: Ka Koubun (for his never ending stupidity)
Kiss: Vittel
Marry: Spartos
Set on Fire: Sinbad (he really deserves it!)
Wrap a Blanket around: Ja'far (please help him)
Be Roommates with: Koumei

A day without coffee.

So, I’m out of coffee, and I didn’t have time (or cash) to go and get some before school. So I get here, tired as hell, half asleep, kinda get though my first class in a haze, and then I get to my forensics class, which is one of my favorite classes and one that I am usually very active in. Of course my teacher, who’s amazing, notices I’m quiet and apparently thinks something is wrong. So she asks me about handwriting analysis, one of the subjects I love in my forensics class. And I’m trying to answer and my brain is just dead and I just stare up at her for a moment and then start fucking singing the Danny fucking Phantom theme song to my teacher in front of my entire forensic science class. 

I’m hiding under a table in the student lounge now. Moral of the story, coffee is not an optional thing when you get two hours of sleep a night.

Not So Cute Meet-Cutes

or, “I lie, these are still pretty cute” AUs

  • “Look person, I’m sorry I ran you over with my car but maybe you should stay in the bike lane DON’T EVEN THINK OF TAKING ME TO COURT I DON’T CARE IF YOU’R E A LAWYER… shit” AU
  • “Oh my god ohmyogd ohmy god i did not mean to punch you in the nose. there’s blood… everywhere…i think… i’m going to faint” AU
  • “ugh i hate drunk people. CONTROL YOURSELVES. what are you doing? no. NO. NO GET AWAY FROM ME! DON’T THROW UP ON MY NEW SHOES!!” AU
  • “i’m a new waiter and i am so nervous please forgive me for spilling your wine, your dinner, and your dessert on your date and then tripped onto said date as you were trying to propose. seriously. my bad.” AU
  • “we’re the only people in this section of the library and I really really needed to fart. I’M SO SORRY. PLEASE LET US FORGET ABOUT THIS. I HAD A BURRITO FOR LUNCH OKAY?!” AU
  • “i accidentally got us banned from this amusement park for life because i got mad at the mascot and decided to tackle him to the ground and you were the stranger i asked to hold my stuff” AU
  • “i tried to act cool at this concert and i thought i was leaning on a wall but apparently it was a speaker and now it’s on the ground. broken. in pieces. and everyone’s glaring at me (particularly the really hot guitarist). um…i can pay for that?” AU
  • “look it wasn’t arson alright. if i’m going to jail i want this in the public record. i set that abandoned shed on fire because it has ghosts. GHOSTS. and everyone knows the only way to kill ghosts is with fire. no officer, i’m not crazy.” AU
  • “my friend bet me that i wouldn’t make out with the next person that stepped through that door. now i seriously regret it because you are soooo much cuter than your friend. is it weird for me to flirt with you when i just had my tongue down their throat?” AU
  • “we’re both in a hostage situation and i know now isn’t the time, but what product do you use in your hair, because wow, it looks super soft. RIGHT. SORRY. NO TALKING. DON’T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT MR. HOSTAGE CRIMINAL GUY. AHAHAHAHA. *whispering* if we survive please let me know. i need to know. thanks.” AU. 

luhan with spiky hair (any era) wallpapers ; iphone 4 (download)
➥ requested by @peachy-baes


summary: phil gives dan a handjob in the shower

genre: smut

warnings: swearing, handjobs

word count: 513

a/n: it’s 3 in the morning, i’m sleep deprived someone help. s/o to pedro for keeping me up and to my self conscious for making me feel guilty for skipping over a night. i didn’t by the way.the ‘a fic a day’ thing is still going strong until the 24th! enjoy this short piece of pie. night! <33

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