[infomercial voice] do you want to know how I know this crazy glue works~? [infomercial voice growing increasingly hysterical behind a cracked mask of professionalism] because the whole bottle iS CURRENTLY STUCK. TO THE GODDAar n.. TABLE. AND I CANN’T.. GET IT. FUnCKING U N STUC K.1!!
i just want everyone to know i went on a twenty minute rant to kells about how obidala is real and it’s the most important thing about the prequel trilogies and obi-wan kenobi has loved padmé amidala from the moment he first laid eyes on her and how obidala is the hill i’m going to die on
so if you thought you were having a rough night, be glad and grateful you did not have to sit through that meltdown i just had