I'm-not-a-photographer

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Got a picture with my favorite man.

To anyone who wants to see random pictures of Cape Town and the cool places i’m getting to see in real life, y’all can check out the insta I made just for pics and short vids I take over the next few months. Its not really much, I mainly made it to show my family back home so that I don’t have to talk to them all the time or manually send them pictures, but I think its really pretty and I’d love to share it with you if you’d like! Its @joanna.why on Instagram. Also, its a bit of an explanation as to why i’ve been so MIA lately. 

The signs as cheesy pick up lines
  • Aries: Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns
  • Taurus: I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • Gemini: Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
  • Cancer: Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
  • Leo: I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Virgo: I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out
  • Libra: Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  • Scorpio: I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  • Sagittarius: Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.
  • Capricorn: I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that
  • Aquarius: Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • Pisces: If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.