Pentagon as things I've heard on the bus
  • Jinho: Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
  • Hui: When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs?
  • Hongseok: If Apple made cars, would it have Windows?
  • E'dawn: I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
  • Shinwon: Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
  • Yeo One: If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually 90 degrees.
  • Yanan: Today a man asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water
  • Yuto: I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait...
  • Kino: If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
  • Wooseok: Your're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
  • Marco: I still don't like you, Tom.
  • Tom: I still don't like you too, Marco.
  • Marco: I especially don't like you when you fall asleep on me and I'm forced to hold you and stroke your hair to make sure you have good dreams.
  • Tom: Well I especially don't like you when you scratch behind my ears and give me kisses.
  • Tom (clearly lying): Um... the purring you hear when you do that is bad purring. I purr and nuzzle when I'm distressed.
  • Marco (standing up): Well I especially don't like YOU when you nuzzle me and you're so warm and cute I just HAVE to give you kisses! It's the worst!
  • Tom (looking angry): Well I especially don't like you when!.... when... um...
  • Tom (grabs Marco and kissed him): What was I talking about?
  • Marco: I hate it when you kiss me.
  • Tom (giggling): I don't.
  • Marco (kisses him again): Yeah... me neither.

adorablecrab  asked:

Freckle, since you've ruined one the few activities I had no Les Mis feelings about (watching the seals be fat and happy), I think the least you can do is write me some more of that beautiful au ❤︎ ❤︎

The sea wind is fresh without being cold and Enjolras inhales large lungfuls of it. Deep breaths. That’s it. He’s done these breathing exercises since he was a kid. They always work. It’s kind of silly he needs them again though, he hasn’t had this problem for years.

A merry shout echoes out across the shore and in a flash Enjolras sees his first glimpse of Grantaire of the day. He’s wrestling in the surf with two pups so young they can hardly be distinguished from normal seals. Suddenly two unmistakable selkie heads pop up from the waves beside Grantaire and four chubby arms do their level best to push him further ashore. Enjolras guesses that must be the selkie equivalent of dunking someone under water.

“Unhand me, you little brats!” Grantaire roars and he makes a grab for the new assailants while the smaller pups let out barking laughs that still sound oddly human.

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anonymous asked:

"I could hold you forever" with starkquill pls. (I didn't even know that was a ship until yesterday but now I'm hooked ;-;)

“I could hold you forever.”

Tony paused in the middle of using the blowtorch to look over his shoulder. “Are you… are you flirting with me?”


“…. We’re literally stranded on a planet.”


“A planet with bizarre gravity and feral animals, which is the whole reason you’re holding me in the first place,” Tony added.

It was a long, painful story. Suffice to say that they only possessed two anti-gravity devices, one which Peter and Tony were sharing and one which Gamora had.

She’d made it painfully clear that no one was going to share with her.

Neither Tony nor Peter had pressed the issue.

“I know.”

“We’re about to die at any moment,” Tony added. Just for impact. Though, traveling with the Guardians, his life was always in danger. It was kind of weirdly refreshing.

“Then clearly we should be having sex so neither one of us dies a virgin.”

Tony snorted. “Pretty sure both of us made sure that wasn’t an issue a long time ago. Besides, you fucked me last night.”

Peter sighed dreamily. “That was great. You make the prettiest sounds when you come.”

In spite of himself, Tony felt his face go warm. “You’re losing it, Quill. The low oxygen levels are getting to you.” He made a few more tweaks and then turned the blowtorch on to solder a panel in place.

“No really,” Peter insisted, “Your dick is really pretty too. And you taste so good.” He kissed the back of Tony’s neck. “My favorite thing, though, is your ass. It’s so -”

“Are we ready?” Gamora flew up to them, gun in hand. She paused, hovering a few feet away, and wrinkled her nose. “Tony, why are your face and ears pink?”

“Because he’s adorable!” Peter announced. “Especially his -”

“Time to go!” Tony yelped, shutting the blowtorch off. “Now!”

anonymous asked:

Can you give some tips about how to survive being architecture student? I'm feeling helpless rn 😭😭😭

Hold on!

You can see previous responses about architecture school and advice to architecture students here.

Here is some advice from The Architectural Review’s 11 Things to know before starting architecture school which sounds pretty accurate to me! (my markups in italics):

  1. Drink tea not coffee. I drink both, sometimes after 10 cups you just cannot drink any more coffee during an all-nighter!
  2. Draw lots and draw by hand. Drawing isn’t just a way of communicating with others it’s a way of thinking.
  3. When making models use a sharp scalpel.
  4. Pin-up straight.
  5. Your tutors are an invaluable source of wisdom and ideas – use them lots.
  6. Your tutors’ knowledge only goes so far. Intelligence, experience and damning criticisms they may have, a monopoly on the truth they do not.
  7. Power nap with caution.
  8. Subscribe to a journal ArchAtlas. Regularly reading an architecture magazine blog is an invaluable source of inspiration. Joking, I read a bunch of architecture magazines regularly.
  9. University grading systems are odd and architecture marking is brutal. Students who’ve been at the top of their class all their lives arrive at architecture school and find themselves struggling to get middle-of-the-road marks. Take heart. Your final grade is far less important than the skills and portfolio you’ll build on your way to it.
  10. Eat delicious food.
  11. Explore. Travel often with an open mind. Understand cultures and traditions different to your own.

Originally posted by just-usmadd

anonymous asked:

hey gaia could you make some reyes/scott icons pretty please? :) You make some of the nicest colored icons!

i was born for this ask here you go my friend


Friday the 13th: ohmlirious
  • Notification:
  • Ohm picks up Walkie talkie.
  • Notification:
  • Delirious picks up Walkie talkie.
  • Delirious: ohm? someone’s following me
  • Delirious: i can hear the fucker
  • Ohm: where r u?
  • Delirious: walking through the woods.
  • Ohm: alone at night??
  • Delirious: it was a shortcut to the lodge!
  • Ohm: but why'd you-
  • Delirious: shit, I heard it again!!
  • Delirious: it’s fuckin' creepy!
  • Ohm: what does it sound like?
  • Delirious: um... It's like leaves crunching beneath heavy feet.
  • Ohm: it's probably just a cat.
  • Delirious: cat’s don’t have heavy feet ohm!
  • Ohm: delirious, relax..your outside. it’s windy. there are noises.
  • Delirious: yeah i guess..
  • Ohm: so..why’d u leave so early? thought you were staying the night?
  • Delirious: i changed my mind
  • Ohm: well..u left you cabin keys here.
  • Delirious: shit.
  • Delirious: alright, I'm coming back for them. What camp you at again? higgins haven?
  • Delirious: i’ll be there in 10 minutes.
  • Ohm: are you sure u don’t wanna stay this time?
  • Delirious: yes. i’m sure.
  • Ohm: is there something wrong? I feel like I'm missing something?
  • Delirious: ...i saw his pic on ur phone.
  • Ohm: whose pic?
  • Delirious: that Angel looking son of a bitch from saltwater camp...i saw him sitting in your fucking lap too.
  • Ohm: wait you mean Bryce?
  • Delirious: i always knew you had a blonde hair fetish.
  • Ohm: we’re just friends..
  • Delirious: HE WAS IN YOUR LAP.
  • Ohm: shh delirious.
  • Delirious: sitting there with your fucking arm's around him.
  • Delirious: are you serious ohm?
  • Ohm: delirious please
  • Delirious: i know. i’m not supposed to care.
  • Ohm: that’s not what i was going to say
  • Ohm: u were the one who didn’t want anything serious.
  • Delirious: look ohm, we need to
  • Delirious: FUCK
  • Delirious: the crunching sounds closer now.
  • Delirious: the footsteps are…
  • Delirious: oh shit, he's walking faster.
  • Delirious: why won't this bitch quit stalking me!!
  • Ohm: are you near a car?
  • Delirious: No! I'm on the other side of the fucking map!
  • Delirious: shitshitshitshit
  • Delirious: i heard a cough ohm!
  • Delirious: there's someone near me.
  • Ohm: hide behind a tree?
  • Delirious: no! I need to get to a house ohm, God.
  • Ohm: just hurry up!
  • Delirious: theirs definitely footsteps. following me.
  • Ohm: do you see anyone behind you?
  • Delirious: I can't see far. It's too dark.
  • Ohm: just use your flash light!!
  • Delirious: oh right hang on.
  • Delirious: Fuckfuckfuck OHM!
  • Delirious: HE'S WEARING A MASK!
  • Ohm: delirious, just stay calm.
  • Ohm: maybe it's just a prank?
  • Delirious: he's got an axe!
  • Ohm: ..walk faster
  • Delirious: i’m running!
  • Ohm: are you losing him?!
  • Delirious: NO!
  • Delirious: he's running his ass off too!!
  • Ohm: that's it i'm calling police.
  • Ohm: where are you exactly?
  • Ohm: delirious?
  • Ohm: HELLO????
  • Ohm: fuck, this is all my fault
  • Ohm: i should have never let you leave the cabin.
  • Ohm: i should have told you that...
  • Delirious: ohm?
  • Ohm: oh thank god!
  • Ohm: I called the cops and they said there on there way.
  • Ohm: where are you?
  • Delirious: i’m at camp evergreen.
  • Delirious: I tripped while running.
  • Delirious: I think I fell down a slope and hit my head.
  • Ohm: did you lose the guy?
  • Delirious: no, that mother fucker's still here somewhere.
  • Delirious: i can hear him breathing. That son of a bitch.
  • Delirious: I can't.
  • Ohm: WHY?
  • Delirious: I think i broke my leg.
  • Delirious: he's looking for me ohm.
  • Ohm: don't worry i'm coming over to get you.
  • Ohm: tell me exactly where you are.
  • Delirious: um.. I dunno? near some big tree? I can see the tents from here if that helps.
  • Ohm: stay put. i'll be there soon
  • Delirious: i feel really faint.
  • Ohm: hang in there delirious. Just keep talking to me.
  • Delirious: ohm. he's getting closer.
  • Delirious: i hear him.
  • Delirious: his voice…
  • Delirious: he's talking to me.
  • Ohm: I can't hear him? what's he saying?
  • Delirious: he's calling my name.
  • Delirious: saying that i've got this all wrong.
  • Delirious: he just keeps repeating it. over and over.
  • Delirious: ohm what does he mean?
  • Delirious: his voice sounds weird...
  • Delirious: like a tractor.
  • Ohm: are you feeling alright delirious?
  • Delirious: no. my head feels funny.
  • Delirious: I'm feeling sleepy
  • Ohm: just keep talking to me. Well make it through this I promise!
  • Ohm: what kind of tree do you see?
  • Delirious: what?
  • Ohm: that tree you said was near you.
  • Ohm: what does it look like?
  • Delirious: ah...it's a big red tree.
  • Delirious: ohm. i'm scared.
  • Delirious: he's here.
  • Ohm: i'm almost there delirious!
  • Ohm: I've found the tents.
  • Delirious: i can see his feet
  • Ohm: hold on, i'm running to you!!!
  • Delirious: this is it ohm.
  • Delirious: he's found me.
  • Delirious: it's over.
  • Ohm: no wait! Delirious! i see the tree!
  • Ohm: i'm here!!!
  • Ohm: your jackets on the ground.
  • Ohm: oh god there's blood.
  • Ohm: where are you???
  • Ohm: fuck!!
  • Ohm: what have i done?
  • Ohm: i didn't mean it delirious.
  • Ohm: that morning with Bryce.
  • Ohm: it wasn't real.
  • Ohm: i asked him to come over so you'd get jealous.
  • Ohm: the lap thing was his idea.
  • Ohm: i wanted you to care.
  • Ohm: i wanted you to want something more serious.
  • Ohm: delirious are you there??
  • Ohm: why is there so much blood everywhere?
  • Ohm: DELIRIOUS???
  • *Delirious*: never knew you felt that way...
  • Ohm: your alive!!
  • Ohm: you sound odd..
  • Ohm: are you okay?
  • Ohm: where are you?
  • *Delirious*: back at higgins haven...
  • Ohm: what happened?
  • *Delirious*: come over, and i’ll tell you...
  • Ohm: alright I'm walking over now
  • *Delirious*: hurry...
  • Ohm: okay, i’m at the front door!
  • Ohm: but all the lights are off.
  • Ohm: the door is locked..
  • Ohm: can you let me in?
  • *Delirious*: i’m coming...
  • Ohm: great! I'm so excited to hold you in my arms.
  • Ohm: wait
  • Ohm: i still have your keys
  • Ohm: but then how did you
  • Ohm: shit!
  • Walkie offline
  • Police Report: Two bodies were found at camp crystal lake.
  • Two males, Both deceased.
  • Light skinned male, black hair, age 29.
  • Tanned skinned male, brown hair, age 33.
  • Suspected cause of death: strangled.
  • Suspected killer: A young blonde male.
I think what got to me was that no matter how much I wanted us to work out, how much I compromised, or how much I tried convincing myself… there was a part of me that always knew we wouldn’t have worked out. Even now there’s this shred of false hope that I’m holding onto.

-There’s just some people in this world that you don’t want to let go of.


Kai as a new father
  • Kai: *Walking around holding his baby 24/7*
  • Tenzin: Kai, may I have the honor of holding my granddaughter?
  • Kai: No.
  • Tenzin: Excuse me?
  • Kai: I'm sorry, it's just that I'm more comfortable when I'm the one holding her.
  • Tenzin: You are aware that I have four children, correct?
  • Kai:
  • Tenzin:
  • Kai: Yes, but this one's mine.