I'm-Twelve

  • Friend: What's wrong
  • Me: I'm just upset that Twelve and Nine have so much less merch than Ten and Eleven because they were both amazing and while Nine only had one season he still deserves appreciation and Twelve's seasons were awesome especially series 10 which was so much more diverse than Doctor Who has ever been and I just don't understand why it has to be like this
  • Friend: What the hell are you talking about
Percy is done with Rick's shit
  • Percy: I'm twelve, my biggest issue is passing the sixth grade. Okay, I got this.
  • Rick: Child of the sea god. Part of an important prophecy. Titans are rising. World at stake.
  • Percy: ... That's... Fine. That's fine. I can handle that.
  • Rick: Giants are rising. Part of another prophecy. Earth itself wants to kill you. Twice as many gods this time plus giants for funsies.
  • Percy: No... Problem. It's completely manageable.
  • Rick: Egyptian gods are alive too, btw. Crazy ghost magician wants to be a god. End of life as you know it.
  • Percy: Can you stop?
  • Rick: Greek gods are starting shit again. Oracles are down. Apollo is human. God emperors that have been starting shit since day 1 are ready to reveal their master plan.
  • Percy: ...............
  • Rick: Oh and Norse--
  • Percy: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!!!!!!
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I see my face all the time. I’ve never liked it, it’s all over the place. It’s always doing expressions when I’m trying to be enigmatic.

anonymous asked:

A man comes up just as I've locked up and and says "oh you're closed? Can you open up again real quick? I just need one thing?" Inwardly I'm thinking "we're open TWELVE HOURS a day and you come now?" but I politely explain that I have already set the alarm and if I go in again I'll have to deal with security and I could be there another couple of hours. He says "okay, thanks" and looks expectantly at the door. I add "so I can't open up again, sorry" and he goes off muttering about poor service.

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HOW TO KNOW YOUR CRUSH LIKES YOU 101:

A smol curl will take a life of its own and try to get closer to you.
If this happens to you, don’t panic. This just means that their crush on you is so massive, that their hair is trying to help them out and wants to touch you.

ungrateful-sinner  asked:

So, I play Mercy with a bunch of twelve year-olds. Not in the sense that they're rude, but that they're literally twelve. Anyways, I'm their only healer. They're all super understanding when I get killed, and always upvote me when I get the card. I got POTG for the first time (as Mercy) with a full team rez, and the voice chat was flooded with cheers. They're great players who are actually decent at staying alive while I heal others. I'm incredibly grateful that I have this team.