I'm such a sad sack of shit

sample source code for my current java project

public class iAmSad {
    public static void main(String[ ] args) {
       String currentFeelings = “sad”;

    public static void ButSingingItLoudly(String feelings) {
        System.out.println(”i am SAAAAAAAADDDD”);
        private String currentThoughts = “go crawl into a hole and bury yourself,
             you “;
        System.out.println(currentThoughts + feelings + “ sack of shit”);