I'm so lonely it's not even funny

just imagine a world where books and cats are readily available and rain falls on the roof, not your head, and there’s a fire and a blanket and anyone you want to sit with in the world just waiting for you, ready and excited to see you

the orchestra according to a tuba
  • tuba: perfect, wonderful, unappreciated, great range, patient beyond belief, fuckin lonely
  • trombones: ur jokes aren't funny asshats stop taking my parts
  • trumpets: think they're so high and mighty just b/c they have friends stop taking my parts
  • euphonium: smol me. acceptable.
  • french horn: ooh look at me and my cadenza ooh i'm so precious stop taking my parts
  • percussionists: loud friends
  • piccolo: that's not an instrument it's a twig jesus it's too small how'd you even play it
  • flutes: giggly chatter boxes who sometimes play harmonies w/ me
  • oboes: french horn but squeaky, also stop taking my parts
  • bassoons: long me. acceptable if they'd just stop taking my parts
  • cor anglais: what
  • double basses: ok ur jokes are funny but you still need to stop taking my parts
  • cellos: the very definition of 'it's always the quiet ones' u weirdos stop taking my parts
  • first violins: what i imagine praise for musicianship feels like idk, needs to chill, stop taking my parts
  • second violins: bitter, actually kinda sweet, the worst sense of humour, stop taking my parts
  • violas: if first violins had souls, and i'm not even gonna ask u to stop taking my parts b/c i don't want to play viola parts
  • piano: s t o p
  • singer: something cool to listen to during my 287 bars rest
Exo in Five Nights at Freddy's
  • Chanyeol: BURN JUST LIKE THE TREE OF LIFE MOFUCKER
  • Lay: Hey cute little bunny, come here! Wanna carrot sunggums! Why are you getting so close? Are you planning to take my weed...
  • Chen: *sees Chica* Are you lonely? Are you cold? Here, let's have a hug, forget about the pain baby girl. Take my coffee, it's all right. You aren't alone.
  • Xiumin: Nopenopenopenopenopenopenoepneopenopenoepnoep *works for all nights* *makes millions of dollars*
  • Kai: I'm so black they can't see me, I don't even have close any doors. *dies*
  • Baekhyun: *after 6am* NOOOOOOO DON't KILL MEEE *finishes game* *still screaming profusely*
  • Kris: I know I can do this. I know I can do this. I can totes do this so well. *dies before starting*
  • Luhan: Guise. guuiisssee this isn't funny. I'm kind of not sca-*screams intensely*
  • D.O: WAIT I CAN't RuN? OR SHOOT? OR ABANDON LUHAN? FUCK
  • Sehunnie: Wait I'm only being paid minimun wage
  • Suho: Wait I'm only being paid minimum wage
  • Tao: NO I DON'T WANT TO DIE *gets in fighting stance* JESUS CHRIST HELP ME I NEED ALL OF UR WHEELS. Y'ALL DON'T NEED TO BE LOOKING FOR NO GOD DAMN GRANDMA WHO GOT RUN OVER BY SOME STUPID ASS REINDEER I'M WHAT Y'ALL NEED TO BE LOOKING FOR. MOM IM SCARED SUHO HELP

louis: okay guys so now i’m allowed to go out and party i will go out and PARTY so hard you won’t even believe it

niall: okay, of course louis

louis: ACTUALLY. you absolutely cannot go with me as you’ve been going out since 18th century without me

liam: alright louis, calm down

louis: YOU WILL SIT IN YOUR HOTEL ROOMS ALL PATHETIC AND LONELY WITH SOME PIZZA AND RERUNS OF CBB OR X-FACTOR OR SOMETHING JUST LIKE I DID AND ALSO I’D RATHER YOU FUCK OFF NOW LIAM DON’T TRY TO CALM ME DOWN I’M GOING TO PARTY

harry: whatever you say, babe

zayn:

louis: okay zayn, you can come with me bro