What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little butcher? I’ll have you know I have over 300 hungry customers. I have trained numerous hitmen and I’m the top mob boss in the entire western seaboard. You are nothing to me but just another body. I will wipe you the fuck out with stabmen the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the phone? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Cooper across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Maitho. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a deli. You’re fucking dead, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his weird collection of knives. Not only is he extensively trained in listening to me no matter what, but he has access to an old Latino man’s car and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking meat, kiddo.
I don’t think some of y’all understand how important having Black Panther in Civil War is to some people. When my father was growing up, Black Panther was the ONLY Black superhero he knew. My dad would run around pretending to be him. He was heartbroken when the Avengers went to Wakanda in Age of Ultron but made no mention of his favorite superhero. I got to listen to a 50 year old man talk excitedly about Black Panther being in the movie (which he hasn’t had time to see yet. He was just so excited after some of the teaser trailers) and telling me all the little tidbits about how “He is the Prince of a NATION!! He’s a DIPLOMAT!! He’s rich, he’s powerful, he is smart, he’s just so AWESOME! I wanted to BE him!!!” If a 50-year-old man can find one of the few Black superheroes relatable and still be this excited and pumped about seeing him, imagine a young Black boy who is just tired of seeing White superheroes or Black heroes in sidekick roles.
2016! Phan so far has been a lot of Phil in black and a lot of Dan in color and three gaming videos in a week plus fetus Phil and Dan acknowledging the editing tips meme. January just ended and I think it’s safe to say I’m all about this fucking year.