I'm not gonna die from it and neither are you

Whumpy Prompts/Starters

“Quit your whining! I bet it’s barely even a scratch.”

“That— That’s your blood! Why the hell didn’t you say anything!?”

“This is gonna hurt but you have to be quiet, okay?”

“Don’t pass out, we’re almost there.”

“If I go down now, I’m not getting back up.”

“Oh…Oh god, yeah, we might have to cut that off.”

“That’s it. If you throw up one more time we’re going to the hospital.”

“You didn’t feel that!? This is bad, you should’ve felt that!”

“Please go bleed somewhere else. I don’t have time for this.”

“I’m scared to move you. Just wait here, I swear I’ll be right back with help.”

“That’s a lot nastier than it seemed at first glance.”

“You sure you’re okay to get up?”

“Stop thrashing! You’re going to make it even worse!”

“So you’re injured, I’m sick, and neither of us know where we are. Fun.”

“I heard the hurt in that fall.”

“Please don’t die in my lap. I’m begging you.”

“That was a bad fall, take a second to get your breath back.”

“Stop being overdram— Oh!”

“Look on the bright side, that’s gonna make one badass scar.”

“That’s the third time you’ve stumbled in the past ten minutes!”

  • Natsu: I pick... neither! I'm Natsu Dragneel, and I'm a human! So it'll be okay! I'm gonna live!
  • Lucy: Where the heck did he pick up this stubbornness from? >.>
  • Gray: I'll give ya one guess...
  • Lucy: No... Are you serious?!
  • Gray: ...
  • ~*~
  • *flashback*
  • Erza: Do you hear me, Natsu? You are not ALLOWED to die. So you will not under any circumstances. I will not lose you... >.>
  • Natsu: Not even if some disease hits me or whatever? You know I only get the really bad ones....
  • Erza: ESPECIALLY then.
  • Natsu: Well, what if my dragon genes don't agree with the rest of my body or somethin'...? -_-
  • Erza: Whar part of 'you are not allowed to die' do you not understand? -_-*
  • Natsu: A-Aye.... ^^;
  • ~*~
  • Gray: ... Yup. Only Flamebrain would be able to defy friggin' death for Erza. -_-
  • Lucy: .... It's kinda sweet.
  • Gray: Bullcrap is what it is. I wanna know their secret... Maybe I can bring back Ultear. Or Ur. *eyeroll*
  • Erza: WHERE IS HE?!?!?!
  • Gray: What, were your 'Natsu Senses' tingling? He's fine. Look, he defied that coma thing he had 'cause of what you told him. >.>
  • Erza: .... Well, good. I will not lose Natsu Dragneel. >.>
  • Lucy: Umm.... Weren't you fighting someone?
  • Erza: Well, yes, but Natsu takes precedence, of course. But it's okay, because my enemy followed me here...
  • Wendy: HELP!!!
  • Acnologia: *rape face*
  • Gray and Lucy: O.O OH SHIT!!!!!
  • Natsu: Oh, hey... The guy that killed Igneel. *Enters Dragonic Demon Mode*
  • Gray: HOW?! You were friggin' on death's door just a minute ago!
  • Erza: Gray... Shush. There are some things that defy logic.
  • Gray: Yeah, they're called Natsu and Erza... -_-

anonymous asked:

Redlance! You write possibly the best erotica I've EVER read. Not just in fanfic. EVER. I mean, Bechloe haven't even gotten their clothes off yet and I've already spontaneously combusted (not an innuendo...ok an innuendo ;) ), so I'm gonna prompt you something really simple and hope you might fulfill my fantasy one day: Beca fucks Chloe with a strap on. That's all. And if you wanna include from behind I would maybe die dead. Thank you <3 <3 <3

Okay, first, this is like… so freaking nice? And really means so, so much. So thank you!! 

And I guess “one day” is, kind of, today? 

Title: Playtime

Fandom: Pitch Perfect

Pairing: Beca Mitchell/Chloe

Rating: NC-17/Explicit

Disclaimer: Pitch Perfect does not belong to me. Neither do any of the characters you’re going to read about.

Summary: Until Chloe, Beca’s fantasies had been kept locked away in a little box, the lid of which she would open now and again so that she could sneak a look inside. Indulge herself, just a bit. 

A/N: Not beta’d so… forgive any mistakes. This is why the next chapter of Experimentation has been a little slower going this time around, but now this is done and out of my head, I can get back to it. ;) Hopefully it’s worth the distraction and to the anon who requested it, I hope you enjoy.

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