Are you australian?
Australian? Yeah mate, I’m totally an Aussie, I’m not American or an- *trips, hundreds of guns spill from pockets* Fuck those aren’t mine I swear I’m just holding them for a friend I-
*slips on a pile of bullets* fu ck no they’re not mine I hate guns they’re dangerous I
just- *more guns fall out as I fall to my knees, desperately trying
to pick them up* hang on a sec jUst LISTEN!