I'm good

Reasons why “Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television” is the perfect finale:
  • 27 minutes long
  • Dean outfit closure
  • Elroy’s irish goodbye (last one in, first one out)
  • Episode’s meta-ness in general
  • SHIRLEY CAMEO!!
  • Abed’s breakdown of the show’s rhythms
  • Diaper Dean
  • A FUCKING F BOMB
  • Hickey and Troy acknowledgements
  • Justin Roiland as Icecube-Head!
  • Annie’s career advancement
  • Annie’s irish goodbye (they keep getting harder)
  • Supporting players showcase
  • Asscrack Bandit revealed!!
  • 2nd F bomb
  • Abed’s TV monologue
  • ABED DEALING WITH TROY’S ABSENCE
  • Original Annie wardrobe
  • Abed pitching Dan Harmon’s actual Fox videogame pilot
  • Abed’s irish goodbye (the final blow)
  • Abed: “Jeff, I know it comforts you to see things through that meta lense”
  • Jeff dealing with his feelings for Annie
  • Dream Annie: “Do you have any idea what I want?”
  • Jeff/Annie kiss mirroring Pascal’s Triangle Revisited (that kiss he regretted giving, this one he’d regret missing)
  • Chang: “I farted during the forth one. It’s an inside joke”
  • Repeated Pilot dialogue
  • Jeff’s profession of love and gratitude to his fellow nipple-dippers
  • CHANG COMING OUT AS (ha!) GAAAAAAY!
  • Airport feels
  • Life goes on
  • #andamovie (Introduction to Finality callback)
  • Dan’s summation of the series and himself through board-game VO

And Most Importantly: by getting us to imagine our own “personal version of Season 7” Frankie’s eliminated the need for one.